July 22, 2008

Landis, gets it!

As movie makers, we are bestowed what is often considered the most dynamic media to present our ideas. We like to show pictures, you like to look at pictures.

But sometimes even we miss the old days of plain text. The "cold media" we have left behind for our moving pictures can still connect our soft, gray matter with our harder, more colorful matter.

This wordy bit of satire comes from the Daily Peloton, a pro racing news website. So make sure you are wearing lots of spandex. I think it may shave seconds off your best, er, "furious internet masturbation session" time


Expect a substantial investigation of the nature and origin of genital defining racing garments as well as the psychological impact on other competitors. There are many tight lipped almost-yellow jersey wearers that still have nightmare's of the rapidly approaching Eddy Merx Moose Knuckle.

July 16, 2008

[Its a bike extension]

Finally the content we have been waiting for!

After a year of pimping the bike sexual revolution content has begun to trickle in from a variety of sources

San Francisco
Salt Lake City TWICE!
Victoria, BC

Such is the furry of editing with deadlines. And it is with great encouragement that I offer up this note of substantial importance to those who care... you have been offered an extension on your Bikexploitation Redux productions. That means you have just a little more time to get all the kinks worked in and out so that the visual, tactile, olfactory and audacious experiences are perfect.

In order to catch this this wave of quasi taboo sexual activity send in your Bikexploitation inspired media (DVDs or MiniDV tapes) by Monday August 4th!