August 3, 2010

Hi Ate Us

More than just a summer sabbatical for bike saddle research, we have been fully immersed in things that are often NOT bike and NOT porn!

While we are sure this will shock and awwwww many of our readers it is important to learn new skills, to diversify, and to expose yourself whenever possible

just as those who helped organize what has been calculated as approx thirteen THOUSAND naked bikers riding in Portland in June have taken a break from helping perverts become more human powered, so to has Bike Porn Industries relaxed from our monumental goal of helping cyclists get laid. It is the summer time after all.

But fear not, we have more glorious expectations coming soon. With an April show in Budapest already scheduled, 2011 could be the most incredible year of bike porn ever!

But for now, yes, you should continue to ignore us