tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42790311407035227902024-03-12T16:04:04.208-07:00BikeSmut.comApproaching a decade of touring the world with the finest DIY bicycle pornography.
If you're hot we will try to bother you.revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.comBlogger962125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-617743064460036902023-10-06T00:33:00.002-07:002023-10-06T11:30:25.389-07:00Did you come here for a good time or a long time? Because in a very short time Seattle will have a good time!
This Saturday, October 7th, 2023 Capitol Hill will host the first screening of Bike Smut in nearly 5 years.
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Considering we made more than 500 shows in our first decade of existence that is a very long, dry spell. This kind of lenghty period without bicycle porn inspires questions:
1) Who let you out?
2) Who let you in?
3) Why now?
4) Why here?
5) Why you?
Ah, the hateraid of the internet will flow but the purness of our pervness shalt be prevented from presenting. So then we retort with a timeless classic (that was also my 8th grade class presidential election campaign slogan):
Why not?
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And so we gather one more time, at least to present the only festival of its kind for one night only.
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So once again we ask you, Do you like bikes, erotica, or bands? We do too! Join us for Bikes, Booty, Bands...BBB! Get all of this action in one fun and welcoming event. We start with spicy, erotic bike short films and then howl to the wild raucous sounds of the Filthy Fem Corps Marching Band and Double or Muffin. $20. Doors at 5pm. Mischief starts at 6pm, Saturday, October 7th at Chop Suey. BBB!! (Pronounced like you are motorboating -- get some!!)
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<a href="https://www.ticketweb.com/event/bikes-booty-bands-chop-suey-tickets/13646208">https://www.ticketweb.com/event/bikes-booty-bands-chop-suey-tickets/13646208</a>
<p><a href="">www.filthyfemcorps.com</a>
<p><a href="">www.doubleormuffinband.com</a>
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<ul><li>Sat, Oct 7, 2023
<li>6:00 PM (Doors 5:00 PM)
<li>Chop Suey
<li>1325 E Madison St. Seattle, WA 98122
<li>$20.00
<li>Ages 21+
<li>with Filthy FemCorps and Double or Muffin </ul>revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-88279252082173333562020-04-25T20:23:00.002-07:002020-04-25T20:23:51.077-07:00Sympathy of the Bicycle Devil<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span data-offset-key="clfk-0-0"><span data-text="true">This caused us to wonder about those whom weren't as fortunate. How much do we engage with random people that cross our paths? Because as a clever bicycle pornographer once said, "Wandering males can be dangerous." But what of those cast out? Those perpetual wanderers whom bring news and share stories are still out there, still wandering, still trying to find their nourishment.</span></span></div>
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The rumors we started are no longer true; <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bike Smut is NOT touring!</b></span> STILL!<br />
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We've had a plucky team for this bike-powered tour across Europe starting in Athens, Greece. However because we love them and you and also ourselves we are not hosting social gatherings. <br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">So what will we bring with us this time? Our first go around we had our amazing international superstar, Gi GI Malibu meet us in Hamburg with two liters of Tapatio hot sauce. And the option of having a gallon of Sriracha is tempting. But then, Valentina is the pound for pound champion. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM! You may not realize the hardest part of traveling in Europe is finding spicy food. </span><br />
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Also, we need lots of help finding rad fucking people who want to help us provide a rad fucking experience for their rad fucking community. Do you know them? Connect the dots! DO IT NOW!</div>
revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-88440179294336187062019-05-21T14:33:00.000-07:002019-05-28T16:22:38.745-07:00Fleshback Bike Tour d' Italia - Slovenia<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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2014
held some pretty spectacular opportunities. After touring Bike Smut all
by my lonesome from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico last year I took
nearly entire month break before embarking on a 6 month tour of Europe!
There are a flood of memories but Ill hit some highlights:<br />
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* On my first attempt I sabered a bottle of campaign on my birthday over a sellout show in Lyon, France.</div>
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* accompanied
Miss Poppy Cox to Marrakesh, Morocco, my first time in Africa
(surprisingly affordable when you fly from Paris). We explored countless
markets and I repaired and immediately lost my Ortlieb backpack which
had been with me everywhere since 2008. I really hope someone is
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* caught the midnight train
from Amsterdam to Zurich and the thieves lived up to their reputation,
stealing my handlebar bag resting on the shelf above my seat. I had the
foresight to put all my money, documents and precious items on my person
but they got a bunch of bike tools, maps, most frustratingly, the
reader for my wireless bike computer. I <a data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2014/04/back-in-saddle-european-bike-tour.html&source=gmail&ust=1558556360726000&usg=AFQjCNFcrGO-kLGuPk2l6JInerHicUYfLQ" href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2014/04/back-in-saddle-european-bike-tour.html" target="_blank">bike toured about 8 thousand miles</a> with that computer still attached to my stem because I keep thinking Im gonna find a reader for it.</div>
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* took a <a data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2014/05/sicily-what-fucking-island.html&source=gmail&ust=1558556360726000&usg=AFQjCNEUwzc1JHQAtLxWht8lEEHAtrbyCA" href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2014/05/sicily-what-fucking-island.html" target="_blank">ride around Mt Etna</a>:</div>
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the great things Catania has going for it include Europe's largest
active volcano, Mt. Etna. Dwarfing Mt. Tabor (Portland's own volcano),
Mt Etna covers an area 1506 times as large. Where you can ride the
circle on top of Tabor in less than 60 seconds our circumnavigation of
Etna took about 10 hours, alternating from pavement, to gravel, to sand,
to wooded paths, to boulders, to expansive lava flows and back to
pavement. But if the surface was varied the climate was constantly
changing! On our circumnavigation our elevation was mostly between 1,500
and 2,200 meters and we got no shortage of weather. Full sun, driving
rain, sleet, snow, and brisk winds so strong I found myself braking on
an incline! After traveling and biking for so many years you start to
think you have seen it all, then you realize you are accelerating beyond
your comfort going uphill and you haven't pedaled in the past 30
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leaving Sicily bike I bike toured most of Italy, from Genoa, to Turin,
to Milan, to Modena, to Rome, to Napoli, to Pescara, to Ravena, to
Bologna, to Vincenza, to Padova, to Venice, to Triste. And on to
Slovenia, Croatia, Austria, Bavaria, Czech, Saxony, Denmark, Sweden and
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Ciemmona - Italy's largest annual Critical Mass<br />
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<a href="https://www.blogger.com/null">Fester Bestandteil der Jahresausstellung der Akademie der Bildenden Künste</a> -or- Academy of Arts finals - Munich</div>
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Prague Pride</div>
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Byrrh - Brussels</div>
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Filmhuis Cavia<br />
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Stay Queer Stay Rebel - Palermo</div>
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ExSnia - Rome</div>
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Linz Bike Kitchen<br />
Vienna Bike Kitchen<br />
Bratislava Critical Mass<br />
Fixed Beer Brno<br />
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On
the right is a children's book i saved from the trash in Sicily, Huey
Dewey and Louie are replaced with Qui, Quo, Qua (in Italian, Who, What,
Where). I wouldn't suggest you try and learn Italian with such a book
except its got this illustration of an adolescent duck checking out a
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In the middle is the note a kind lady on a train made for me to review the difficult letters and when they change pronunciation.</div>
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On
the left is a promotional card for Aftermass, a feature movie I made
with Joe Biel of Microcosm Publishing. It felt pretty cool to visit
these places with some ideas about how we movie out bodies and also able
to say a few sentences.</div>
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My
obligatory tour equipment photo. Most people make amazing art from
organizing their gear, some of us are just happy we bothered to actually
take a photo. Tent, pad, sleeping bag, two pots and cup (never used),
my father's gym bag which help all my clothes, my my fisher price
medical kit toy cum bikeporn merchandise case, Bike Smut undies,
condoms, DVDs, stickers, handmade bike tube laptop cozy, cable bag (via
the Bicycle Film Fest 2004), projector, screen, and camping chair (also
never used) all fit into my 6 bags and onto my bike.</div>
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Strangely
not pictured is my Black Star Bag fannypack: $, passport, glasses and
my OhShitKit: bike tools, pills, & my precious whiskey flask
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Touring
Italy provides a good challenge when you want to sleep. There are
almost no camping sites and those are designed for motorists/RVs.
However if you take some care to plan your day you can find the very
infrequent accessible DL camp site.</div>
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There
is a dearth of natural environment in Italy. But I did find a few
critters who were still making the most of it. This night in I even
heard a wild boar nearby which was, actually quite terrifying. If I was
badly injured there was little chance the body would still be warm when
they found me.</div>
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I
found a monument to Musilini, who besides creating a fascist police
state also helped the people in Orbetello by installing some sanitary
features. This creepy statue was on the same hill.</div>
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here
you see the water made clean by Mussolini, aka Il Duce. His nickname
reminds me of The Douche which in this case is all rather fitting I
suppose.</div>
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apparently
there is a tradition of getting naked on a rooftop in Rome the dawn
after their big annual Critical Mass ride. Thankfully I still had the
necessary vestiges.</div>
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Leaving from Rome to Napoli we have a team of 4 bike punks. A Brazillian balloon street artist, a German "SuperCool!<span style="background-color: #f6f7f8; color: #373e4d; font-family: "helvetica" , "arial" , "lucida grande" , "tahoma" , "verdana" , "arial" , sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 15.36px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Craftsman"</span>, and a tall bike touring Italian.</div>
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The
Italian Tall Touring Bike features extra wide handlebars for loading
all of your weight on the front. Take extra care when parking.</div>
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for
the entire North American and European bike tour this was the only time
I had anyone join me. It was really excellent having a team for a bit!</div>
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The Critchella in Napoli. In the background the screams of thousands of Pompeii residents still drift around Mt Vesuvius.</div>
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Crossing
Italy from the Tyrrhenian Sea in the west to the Adriatic Sea in the
east put me in Pescara. There are some great bike paths in Italy which
end abruptly and turn into highways.</div>
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Bike
punks i had met in Milano and Rome found their way to Bologna. Here Ela
works to turn bikes into the Bike Smut mise en scene. Im particularly
proud of framing this picture so the step of the bike is getting pissed
on.</div>
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they do a regular DIY market at XM24, with loads of people trading goods and such its a pretty festive place.</div>
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The
city wanted to expand a traffic circle meaning it would tear down a
wall of the squatted social center. For some time there were clashes
with police and threats. At one point Blu the street artist had made a
beautiful 20-foot tall mural on the wall of XM24 that was on the
chopping block. It depicts the government vs the squatters in a Lord of
The Ring battle. The mural has since become so popular the city is no
longer able to tear it down. A fabulous use of art.</div>
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Signs designate the beginning and end of towns and cities which make for some pretty amusing images<br />
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<span class="im">Padova
hosted the Euro Bike Polo Championships somehow i ended on a team from
Austia. We got to play former world champions Wolfgang in our 1st round
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<span class="im">Venice
is a pretty amazing place. Somehow my friend Allesia and I were able to
spend a whole day there for less than 20-euros. I think we may have set
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Leaving Venice I caught a
train to Triste, the end of the line in Italy, where Slovenia has a
tiny piece of beach property before you get into the endless beauty of
the Croatian Islands. I wanted to explore them but bikes and boats are
not always very convenient. So I went due east and immediately started
up a +20 degree hill justting out of the Adriatic Sea.<br />
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the time I got to the top I felt like I had accomplished a lot. I was
able to avoid most brutal climbs but this was one i wouldn't be able to
avoid and it was Bru-TAL! With cars screaming up and down the cobble
roads at high speeds. I expected that I would have to push the bike but
thankfully the double chain ring gearing was just enough<br />
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Slovenia
was my favorite country in a few ways. In a way its not ideal to go
there right out of Italy because that is one language they really don't
want to listen to (and they all speak English pretty well) but mostly
because it felt like my home state of Oregon. Its clean and polite and
earnestly interested. (at least I think to think of Oregon like that)
.But bike touring through the forest and smelling that pine was quite
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Leaving,
however was more difficult. I had been following Google's directions
which had a border crossing just a 10 clicks north of the main highway
crossing into Zagreb, Croatia. The border guards were not so keen. They
took my passport and went through the motions and then told me that it
wouldn't be possible for reasons they couldn't explain. Why would you
bother having border guards who can speak more than one language? <br />
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back. When I got to the station they told me I was not allowed to take a
train with a bike until after rush hour (like 9pm). That was gonna mean
I was getting into the squat after midnight and seemed a terrible idea.
So I tried the next option. Ride on the highway! The roads are really
well paved but apparently the motorists are very concerned about my
safety because someone called in the police and just before I had
finished biking the 15 miles to the boarder I was detained. A prolonged
conversation resulted in them taking me to a gas station and having them
ask random motorists if I could jump into their vehicle so as to cross
the border without creating an international incident. After more than an hour they found a
large bus carrying the Slovenian National Women's Basketball
team and together we went to Croatia. It was a surreal experience.<span class="im"></span></div>
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We take back active mobility. We take back our streets. </div>
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We take back our bodies. We do it in the road.</div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">THE BEST OF THE WORST IS TONIGHT IN DENVER</span></span></div>
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Plus the <a href="https://www.westword.com/arts/the-21-best-things-to-do-this-week-in-and-around-denver-may-6-may-12-2019-11328148" target="_blank">Westword made us the pick of the week</a> (or the day, whatever!) but read the blurb they wrote: <br />
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;">Gird your loins for the <b>Bike Smut Film Festival</b>,
a tour de pantsless exhibition of the horniest movies on two wheels.
Presenting a pansexual array of independently produced erotica from
cyclists of all backgrounds, Bike Smut is a body-positive bonanza of
short films dedicated to demonstrating how creative filmmakers get
freaky in the sack and astride the saddle. See what these "randy riders"
get up to on their "hot wheels" when Bike Smut rolls up to the Oriental
Theater, 4335 West 44th Avenue, at 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 8 (doors open
at 7). Buy tickets, $18, and learn more at <a href="https://theorientaltheater.com/event/330935" target="_blank">theorientaltheater.com</a></span></div>
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Someone on their staff was really was having a good time! And it makes sense it is gonna be big.<br />
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We have free STI tests from Rocky Mountain Cares: condoms, dental
dams, Free 1-Min HIV tests and learn about PrEP (Pre-Exposure
Prophylaxis)<br />
We have bikes and bodies suspended by Studio Friction <br />
We have tiny genitalia from Planed Parenthood: Rocky Mountains #KeepAbortionSafe<br />
We have loads of sex toys from Vanilla Kink and Awakenings Boutique <br />
We have a sweet after party at MiddleMan with DJ SaltHands<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ALL OLD! ALL NEW!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ALL PORN! ALL 4 U!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">5/8/19</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://theorientaltheater.com/event/330935">The Oriental Theater</a></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Doors at 7pm. Show at 8pm</span></span></div>
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<a href="https://www.awakeningboutique.co/">Awakenings Boutique</a>, </div>
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<a href="https://velowoodcyclery.com/">Velowood Cyclery</a>, </div>
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<a href="https://www.vanillakinkdenver.com/">Vanilla Kink,</a></div>
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<a href="https://www.coloradohealthnetwork.org/services/hey-denver">Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network</a>, </div>
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<a href="https://www.middlemanbar.com/" target="_blank">MiddleMan,</a></div>
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<a href="https://studiofriction.com/" target="_blank">Studio Friction</a> </div>
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<a href="https://www.plannedparenthood.org/planned-parenthood-rocky-mountains" target="_blank">Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains</a></div>
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<b>Presale tickets were still available at the time of this publishing! </b></div>
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<b><a href="https://www.theorientaltheater.com/event/330935/Bike-Smut-Film-Fest?fbclid=IwAR3Odgb922-yN7uwJ4BrHeyDx1KSZ3pPRNH49P-w-mxy6ptShUvCa7QkeMg">GET TIX NOW!</a></b></div>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-88334022137106323852019-05-04T07:18:00.003-07:002019-05-04T07:18:48.116-07:00Cyclo de Milo - topless ride - Sunday Sunday Sunday!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />It is exciting time to be alive and self mobilized. As the age of automotive tyranny draws to a close more people find their loins engorged and emboldened by their choices.<br />
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We choose to sweat a little more.<br />
We choose to breathe a little harder.<br />
We choose to put some skin in the game.<br />
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This Sunday Bike Smut is proudly co-sponsoring a topless bike ride with <a href="https://www.facebook.com/ministryboulder/">The Ministry of Boulder.</a> <br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Cyclo de Milo</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sunday May 5 (Cinco de Mayo)</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Fate Brewing - 1600 38th St, Boulder, CO</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">1pm - 4pm</span><br />
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Its kind of like the World Naked Bike Ride, but ya know, only half-monty.<br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-78309778893743672912019-04-25T12:00:00.003-07:002019-04-27T08:37:11.762-07:00Science Friction in KC<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
When people have affordable rent they may spend their time making art... and making weird. <br />
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Here we have the Stray Cat Film Center. A fantastic space for exploring art and making kickass parties. Which is what you want to do following Critical Mass! You wanna feel free! Free to ride your machine and not get hassled by the man. And you wanna party! And that is what we are going to do!<br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Friday April 26</span></div>
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<a href="https://www.straycatfilmcenter.com/"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Stray Cat FIlm Center</span></a></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">1662 Broadway Blvd, Kansas City, MO</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">9pm, following <a href="https://www.kccriticalmass.com/">Critical Mass</a> (prizes for best costumes on ride)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Performances by <a href="https://drugs-n-attics.bandcamp.com/">Drugs & Attics</a>, Riki Wallen, <span id="goog_507271233"></span><a href="https://www.blogger.com/">KC Roller Derby<span id="goog_507271234"></span></a><br />Space Kink Costume Contest <br />Beer by <a href="http://cinderblockbrewery.com/">Cinder Block</a>, <a href="https://www.breweryemperial.com/">Brewery Emperial</a>, <a href="http://www.tornlabel.com/">Torn Label</a></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">CRITICAL MASS!</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><br />COSTUMES!</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />BONDAGE! </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">BEER!</span></div>
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When the book of Bike Smut is written there may well be an entire
chapter on Kansas City. The term "fast friends" makes sense when people
are engaging in provocative art that allows them to question things as
basic as how they move and how they fuck. But sometimes, some
communities in some places look beyond the surface of Bike Smut and
explore the depths.<br />
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Thus we are moved to present Jackie
Danger with our coveted "<a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/search/label/Hero%20de%20Bike%20Smut">Hero de Bike Smut</a>" award for excellence in
bringing joy and comfort to the weary traveling artist. You know that
feeling you get when someone asks you if you need something not out of a
sense of obligation but out of genuine desire to be helpful? Well if
you dont make some rad as fuck art and bring it to KC because it feels
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Of course she is not alone. A community does not
just appear out of nothing. Cinephile, Matt Loyd puts in time behind
the projector and brings technical excellence to keep their collective
vision chugging along. Exploring the beautifully absurd and spell-blindingly horrific in celluloid
and performance. Of their duo it is written:<br />
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<i> Jointly they promote the visibility of queer culture through films
that challenge mainstream societal and cinematic expectation as well as
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<i>From sailboats to haunted drain tunnels, the Cannonball Roarers have
showcased memorably strange events in a variety of strangely memorable
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We are reminded of the words spoken just before a screening of <a href="http://www.clublum.com/">Charles Lum</a>'s provocative work during Pornotopia (Albuquerque's semi-annual festival of hidden erotic gems hosted by <a href="https://www.selfservetoys.com/">Self Serve</a>):<br />
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Because how much examination of truth at 24 frames per second can you do if you haven't ever examined your own butt? <br />
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Exploring hidden spaces and forbidden places with friendly faces. Thats what visiting KC feels like. <br />
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Ravenous bikesexuals have been asking for a "best of Bike Smut" program for several years. But we have refused because if more than a decade of organizing art showcases of diverse methods of "getting on and getting off... bikes" has taught us its that one person's flat tire is another's unicycle. So rather than play favorites we are gonna go the opposite direction and play red-headed stepchild.</div>
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One part film school, one part game show, all parts genital. </div>
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Wednesday, May 8th, Two Thousand Nineteen years into the Common Era </div>
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<a href="https://theorientaltheater.com/event/330935">The Oriental Theater - Get tix now!</a></div>
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<a href="https://www.middlemanbar.com/">Middleman</a> is the official after party for Bike Smut: Denver! Join in the group ride and dance your bikesexual urges into a proper frothy cocktail and drink that shit down while dancing to actual fucking vinyl by <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dommytumont/">DJ Salthands</a>!</div>
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In most cities there are few venues where Bike Smut can present. Often we find ourselves in a backyard, or underground art gallery, which is fine for an intimate show, but when there's hundreds of people who want to watch it together... that's when we need a proper cinema!<br />
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We don't envy the difficulty of running a modern theater. Most filmmakers are not exactly easy to deal with and have an unrealistic expectation of their upcoming success.<br />
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From our perspective it's hard enough convincing people that we are actually a real event. Once you get beyond the spam filters and gatekeepers you still have to negotiate the taboo of having a night of profound exploration of how we move and fuck.<br />
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This challenges so much about who we are. Its rare to have spaces that can properly ride the line between risk taking in their programming and keeping their own doors open. The Rio here in Vancouver is on the bubble. They continually have interesting, provocative, independent art. But they are feeling the pinch. In a culture that can't see tomorrow because of the money they could make today, these places are always on the edge of capitalism's knife. <br />
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Thankfully The Rio is not just waiting for the axe to fall, they are actually doing something about it. The #<a href="http://riotheatre.ca/save-the-rio/">SaveTheRio campaign</a> has raised millions and is close to achieving its goal of making it so that they can buy the venue and have a little more breathing room in the future.<br />
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The deadline for this is August 1st so in addition to the community, nonprofit bike shops Bike Smut donates to while in Vancouver we are also splitting the proceeds with The Rio. <a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/search/label/vancouver%20bc">We've had our last couple shows here</a> and we can't imagine anywhere else we would go in Vancouver.<br />
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We have said Bike Smut is in transition, but really its more like hibernation. Once a season we come out of our cave covered in scrawled drawings of tallbikes welded from Colnago frames, rub our eyes, then rub our saddles... with our genitals. We check up on our friends organizing the various <a href="http://worldnakedbikeride.org/">World Naked Bike Rides</a> (they are good!), check to see how the ice caps are doing (they are not good!)<br />
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Then we put together some glorious scheme, trek some epic distance, and then after an astounding presentation of sexualized mobility we return to our cave to slumber away the pain of modern car culture and exploitative pornography.<br />
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After doing more than a show every week for 10 years are shows are few and far between. So each time they happen it feels like it could be the last one. This is likely the last ever screening in Canada!<br />
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<b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Vancouver, BC </span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Thursday, July 26th 2018</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The Rio Theatre</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;"><strike>more details as they get typed. Bears wake up grumpy</strike>. WE'RE AWAKE! FED AND NO LONGER GRUMPY!</span><br />
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<li><span data-offset-key="94tc-0-0"><span data-text="true">Show 7pm</span></span></li>
<li><span data-offset-key="eb4rv-0-0"><span data-text="true">$12 advance $15 at the door (<a href="https://riotheatretickets.ca/events/8720-bike-smut-9-science-friction">BUY TICKETS NOW</a>)</span></span></li>
<li><span data-offset-key="7iktk-0-0"><span data-text="true">No one turned away for lack of funds</span></span></li>
<li><span data-offset-key="delaf-0-0"><span data-text="true">Proceeds from the show will be donated to local community bike shops and to </span></span><span class="_5zk7" data-offset-key="delaf-1-0" spellcheck="false" start="76"><span data-offset-key="delaf-1-0"><span data-text="true">#SavetheRio</span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: x-small;">FB Event: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/1985943935051303/">https://www.facebook.com/events/1985943935051303/ </a></span><span class="_5zk7" data-offset-key="delaf-1-0" spellcheck="false" start="76"><span data-offset-key="delaf-1-0"><span data-text="true"><br /></span></span></span></li>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-38196547428980102212018-06-27T09:33:00.000-07:002018-06-27T09:35:19.867-07:00WORLD NAKED BIKE RIDE REPORT<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Following the rides in Los Angeles and Portland its worth getting some first hand accounts from the people who actually showed up and put some skin in the game.<br />
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Portland's ride gathered in Cathedral Park under the St. John's Bridge in North Portland at 8pm and depared at 9. Of course when you have more then ten thousand people departing it takes a while to disperse. Thankfully there was music by the <a class="profileLink" data-hovercard-prefer-more-content-show="1" data-hovercard="/ajax/hovercard/page.php?id=954612067883220&extragetparams=%7B%22fref%22%3A%22mentions%22%7D" href="https://www.facebook.com/highstepsociety/?fref=mentions" id="js_n2p">High Step Society</a> and the sidewalks were lined with countless enthusiastic supporters and a few people that were worried their clothes might not make it to the afterlife.<br />
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The ride winded its way to Woodlawn park, about 7 miles away a pretty short ride, historically speaking. Of course most were not done partying and there were several options to choose from including following the Tiki Bike to a undisclosed beach party along the Columbia River.<br />
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There are some <a href="https://bikeportland.org/2018/06/24/north-portland-hosts-thousands-for-annual-naked-bike-ride-284418">insightful comments on Bike Portland</a> <span style="font-size: x-small;">(and some obnoxious ones)</span></div>
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Apparently both I-5 traffic and ICE were invited to eat naked biker ass.<br />
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Now we move our attentions down the west coast a thousand miles to Los Angeles, where <a href="https://wnbrla.com/ride-details">about 400 people joined in two daytime, naked celebratory protests</a> of a different, uh flavor.<br />
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<i>We met in an industrial corridor of downtown LA
at 9am, just across the train tracks from the skyline. A friend
visiting from Phoenix joined me. We were some of the first to arrive,
and when we did, at first it definitely had a very SoCal ex-hippy
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Everyone was very welcoming and friendly, and we all took pictures with
each other. It felt very relaxed and supportive. There were a couple
taco trucks, body paint lead by the teenage daughter of one of the
organizers, and overall had a very kid-friendly vibe. Very diverse in
terms of age range.<br /> At 10:30 we began the first leg of the ride.<br />
LA WNBR is technically split into two shorter rides. The first leg it
the political part and goes through the downtown municipal buildings
boldly stating our messages: freedom from fuel and legal toplessness for
everyone. We rode past the highway then headed back to the starting
point.<br /> Then we geared up for the second leg of the trip, where we
were joined by many more riders totaling about 350 at its peak. The
organizers provided water for the riders, and people were able to buy
food at the trucks. There were also a few different groups tabling:
naturalists, LA history buffs, and WNBR organizers mainly.<br /> We left
for the second leg of the ride, and rode through downtown, through
Chinatown, and down the LA River Path. It was beautiful. People came
out of shops and restaurants and cheered us on, smiling and saying
they'd join us next year.<br /> It was an extremely welcoming ride, I think having it during the day gives it a very different feel.<br />
We stopped at a restaurant that was located just off the River Path,
the restaurant let us use the bathrooms and order food and drinks and we
were very well received by staff and patrons.<br /> Then we headed back
through the neighborhoods, and eventually wound around to the starting
point again. People hung out and talked and networked when we got back,
then it eventually dispersed at about 5:30pm.<br /> It was very fun to
experience WNBR in a new city for my 10th year doing it. I plan on
getting involved with the organizers next year. It is a smaller ride,
but it is mighty, and I think it is doing some really wonderful things.</span></i><br />
<i> (Pic below: me and part of the LA skyline.)</i></blockquote>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-25879889013759683302018-06-20T07:30:00.002-07:002022-12-02T13:16:24.309-08:00THE SEASON TO RIDE NAKED<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Dear readers, we have failed you.<br />
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For 10 years we have documented our seemingly perpetual sojourn for joy and liberation. Embracing self-mobilization and and sex-positivity as our our primary tool of emancipation from single-occupancy cars and general puritanical bullshit we have doggedly traveled and shared these ideas with the world. We are quite proud of our accomplishments but even with a massive collection of radical art the gratitude of our audience we are humbled by many of our best theoretical ideals so simply put into direction action by the participation in the <a href="http://worldnakedbikeride.org/">World Naked Bike Ride</a>.<br />
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Already in 2018 so many naked rides have come and gone. Besides the entire Southern Hemisphere (where they ride in March) <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wnbrc">Chicago</a>, <a href="http://www.worldnakedbikeridetoronto.com/">Toronto</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/wnbrAustin/">Austin</a>, Madison, New Orleans, <a href="http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Mexico_City">Mexico City</a> <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/47773830622/">Brussels</a>, <a href="http://www.worldnakedbikeride.gr/p/english.html">Thessaloniki</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/ManchesterWNBR/">Manchester</a>, <a href="http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Cambridge">Cambridge</a>, <a href="http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/wiki/Brighton_%26_Hove">Brighton</a> and <a href="http://wiki.worldnakedbikeride.org/index.php?title=Bristol">Bristol</a>, all had rides in the past 10 days. But where we when all this naked action was going down?<br />
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Promoting and documenting our own plucky little film and performance festival is the primary thrust of this blog but we must not turn our backsides on the news and cultural phenomenon that works towards our ideals.<br />
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Alas, our primary organizers are worn. Despite slowing the number of shows to a polite trickle we are still not staying on top of our stated goals of sharing excellent ideas that mirror ours. The wear on our tires is starting to show but we are still rolling (more or less) and we are hopeful that these rare moments when we actually have something to chirp about will be appreciated that much more (said every blogger since 2012).<br />
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We have slowed the fuck down and we need to make amends. The only way we can think of to make it up to you is sharing some photo-heavy pictures from naked rides around the world. <br />
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We express our regret being unable to participate in the rides of the past; now let us embrace the sweet anticipation of rides to come!<br />
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<b>June 23</b> <br />
<a href="https://pdxwnbr.org/">Portland, Oregon </a><br />
<a href="https://wnbrla.com/">Los Angeles</a><br />
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<b>June 30</b><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/YVR.WNBR/">Vancouver, BC</a><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Victoria-World-Naked-Bike-Ride-Organizing-Committee-838542312902687/">Victoria, BC</a> ... ah... well maybe having it the same day can help? <br />
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<b>July 7</b><br />
<a href="http://www.wnbr.nl/">Amsterdam</a><br />
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<a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/wnbrhalifax/about/">Halifax</a>,<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/393186354500182/">Buffalo</a>, <br />
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<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/163716694168521">Helsinki, Finland </a><br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/345158625940840/">Boston</a><br />
<a href="https://wnbrstl.org/">St. Louis </a><br />
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<b>September 8 </b><br />
Las Vegas<br />
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Have you ridden a bicycle naked? In public? As a visitor to a new place?!? It is pretty exciting to visit a city during a WNBR. As a spectator or a fully-presenting nude-tourist (... a Nudurist?) it's an exhilarating way to experience a city. But before you increase your carbon footprint, check to see if there is a naked ride happening near you. This website: <a href="http://worldnakedbikeride.org/">http://worldnakedbikeride.org/</a> is a helpful place to get started. Just imagine, you could plant the seed that blooms into a naked revolution!<br />
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And even if you don't think you will join a naked ride take a moment to consider the creative slogans that YOU would present on your body. As one of the most attention-getting forms of peaceful protest its worthwhile keeping a catchy/cheerful/cheeky phrase in mind because you never know when a naked ride could happen and you will be completely unable to think up something clever in the moment. What's the best text you have read on a human body? Post your comment below and if it makes us smile we will send you a sticker in the fucking mail.<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-small;">Thessaloniki pics by <a href="http://www.star.gr/ellada/425827/thessalonikh-eikones-apo-thn-11h-diethnh-gymnh-podhlatodromia">Φώτο Eurokinissi</a> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Chicago Mist at Dusk photo by Brendan Forkin</span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Bright smiles from the Bristol WNBR </span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">Walgreen's Naked Bike Ride in Chicago photos by <a href="https://www.rafwinterpacht.photography/WNBR-chicago-2018/n-kkSfQ5/">Raf Winterpacht</a> </span><br />
(warning some of these are FaceCrack links, which may be responsible for stealing souls, elections)</div>
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even the local gambling machines got in on the action. Perhaps a sign of oncoming awareness of the upcoming theme, <a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/search/label/Science%20Friction">Science Friction</a></div>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-38099925715691470632018-03-01T00:07:00.000-08:002018-03-01T11:45:21.188-08:00Have Fun Storming New Castle<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Whew! Well we do always like to go out with a bang and after the time Sydney gave us last night...<br />
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Wait, not Sidney, Sydney! The Australian cyclists came out in force to confirm their transportational sexuality. (some are purists but we hear many are also supportive of fucking on a train)<br />
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Tonight we are in New Castle for Australia's final screening. The Pacific Rim Job Tour: Part 2<br />
Part 1 was when we showed Bike Smut on a beach in Homer Alaska, so now we only have to connect Asia and South America to complete the Chain Ring of Fire<br />
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For now we are content to conclude our first and possibly final visit to Australia. Yes, this might be the last time it ever screens in Australia. If you didn't know for <a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/2011/04/a-history-of-bike-smut.html">the past 10 years we have averaged more than 50 shows a year</a> (with most years being closer to 80 shows a year). This was made possible by a fervent commitment to share the surprisingly good art we were entrusted to present to you, our audience; also we were mostly homeless. But the years of perpetual touring have passed. Bike Smut is transforming; what it will become is, as of yet, unknown. Many excellent people claim they are ready to rise up and carry the flame for radical, human-powered, sex-positive film and performance. Still others have suggested that we abandon our archaic methods of in-person distribution and create a simultaneous, multi-city bikesexual webcast.<br />
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Bike Smut in New Castle<br />
Friday, March 2nd<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/The-Royal-Exchange-284774118598/">The Royal Exchange</a><br />
34 Bolton St, Newcastle, New South Wales 2300<br />
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Oh, you didn't know? Bike Smut loves Critical Mass! We even helped make a <a href="https://microcosmpusblishing.com/aftermass">feature length documentary about its eventual death in "bike-friendly" Portland</a>.<br />
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Thanks for making our tour of Australia possible. Give lots of affection to Miss Poppy Cox and buy those handmade panties while you still can. They go fast!!<br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-13694475206569608302018-02-28T22:31:00.000-08:002018-02-28T22:34:08.106-08:00Opening our Clamshell in Sydney<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-size: large;">We have two more days in Australia. Come watch porn with us!!</span><br />
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And its happening tonight in Sydney, Australia<br />
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Thursday, March 1st, 2018<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheRedRattler/">The Red Rattler Theatre</a><br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-3759165808290428122018-02-08T05:05:00.001-08:002018-02-08T05:05:19.536-08:00Pacific Rim Job Tour: Melbourne!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Miss Poppy Cox has just flown in from Berlin to Australia where she is coordinating with local bikesexuals to provide human-powered transportation satisfaction Down Under!<br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-55308295841075499752018-02-07T11:10:00.002-08:002018-02-07T11:10:35.483-08:00Crossing borders with intention<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The US government is about to shut down, again. Are you a "real American" who wants to keep immigrants out of "our land? Or, do you recognize that </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">a mostly arbitrary line separates the US and Mexico and has become a tool to divide people? </span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></span>Mexicali is just south of the border between Mexico and California. Calexico is just north of that border.</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> While not the largest this is surly the most convincingly named twin border towns between the US and Mexico. Given their proximity and shared agricultural history one might expect them to blend together but differences in the culture couldn’t be more obvious. Even thou a simple chain-link fence is all that separates the towns they are microcosmic representations of their respective countries. For a dusty southwest town, the suburban sprawl around Calexico is oddly clean, sterile even. It seems devoid of any culture (although time there years ago was limited) and while the Sun scorches both sides of the border with equal indifference the US side feels less inviting, colder.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meanwhile Mexicali has the classic virtues of not giving a shit about appearances from the outside of the building but focus instead on whats inside. Their markets are designed to induce engagement. There are other major differences between of course. Mexicali being 10-times the population of Calexico has its obvious effects, never mind the United States’ insane healthcare policies that have created a massive medical tourist industry (something this blogger knows far more than this article will cover). <a href="https://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2015/02/calexico-mexicali-twin-cities-separated-birth-150219133329144.html">How these twins grew apart</a> to reflect their countries cultural identities is its own story worth telling. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But not here. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We are here to fuck borders & we are here to fuck bikes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Friday Feb 9th </span></div>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-53349558159539695882017-12-25T15:16:00.000-08:002017-12-25T15:16:09.872-08:00exploit bikes for fun, not profit<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
BIKESEXUAL ALERT! ARE YOU SHIRKING YOUR DUTY TO YOUR OWN DESIRE??!?<br />
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Its not just a casual concern. We are feeling it too. There is so much stress and horror available without end. Our revolutionaries are not operating at their full capacity if they are not keeping their own fires stoked at home. So please try to answer the question: are you making space for the development of your mobilized, sexualized self?<br />
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Moreover, is this the crap Santa delivers when we neglect to actually ask for things we want?<br />
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It could just be another sign of the coming apocalypse (there are many, we know) but it could be a sign that you and we and everyone are letting bastards win. Whenever the d-bags, like Logan Paul have their way with pop culture they usually take something as beautiful and inspiring as the song "Handlebars" and pervert it into an vapid reason boost their fragile ego. So if we don't react to the inherent objectification with derisive scorn we end up letting our pure bikesexual waters become tainted and tho Bike Smut may be slowing down (... a lot) that shaln't happen on our watch!<br />
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For the appropriate background here is the original video by <a href="http://www.flobots.com/">Flobots</a><br />
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And since modern culture eats sentiment and shits piles of post-digested manure, here is the cis/white/hetero/male scat you have been fearing was being squeezed out:<br />
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But we are not content to just be casual observers of media. We got a fucking degree in this shit and worked print, broadcasting, street media, trade journal, industries. We get to take a swift crack at this cracker's ass.<br />
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WHAT DOES THIS VIDEO REALLY MEAN?<br />
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does it mean that Paul:<br />
- can ride a bike without handlebars, although it never once happens in the video? <br />
- can have sex without using his hands? A subliminal request for bondage?<br />
- can ride a woman with a smaller mustache than him?<br />
- can inspire women to throw off their patriarchal burdens by standing up for themselves? <br />
- gets punched in the mouth so often he is secretly advocating for dental health?<br />
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Thankfully, rather than let this trash go on unaddressed the Flowbots provided their own retort:<br />
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So here is our New Years resolution: To be thankful for our awareness of the radical, independent media that already exists! There's lots of it out there and we love it! We enjoy the <a href="http://theintercept.com/">Intercept</a> and <a href="http://democracynow.org/">Democracy Now</a> almost every day. Partly because they keep us reminded that some media outlets are not paid for by corporations that benefit from endless war.<br />
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We believe most people actually desire this kind of truth but are frequently overwhelmed by the never ending torrent of crap that is shoved down our collective throats. We can all do better and engage in more uplifting media that if it punches at all, it punches up! <br />
<span style="font-size: x-small;">(also, this really was posted on a Media Monday, which hasn't happened in years so there's something else to be thankful for)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">NOTE: there is a good chance that Bike Smut will travel to Australia in February. Finally making the Pacific Rim Job Tour a reality and one step closer to world domination.</span></div>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-58611673722970504682017-06-22T17:55:00.005-07:002017-06-22T17:55:59.930-07:00Ride Naked, Las Vegas!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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has a body, born nude and soon thereafter wrapped in shame for its
naked existence. Everybody has to be able to get around in a city packed
with cars leaving room for few other options. Its time to take back our
bodies and our streets. Its time for the 2nd annual Las Vegas World
Naked Bike Ride!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />This is a global event held to fight body shaming, patriarchy and </span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> the world’s dependence on fossil
fuels</span>. The ride is "As Bare As You Dare"
so wear as much or little clothing as you desire on your bicycles,
skateboards, or any other form of human-powered transportation to
celebrate human-powered locomotion.</span><br />
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body painting, and more, beginning at 6, with the actual bike ride
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/CrankAndGrindLV">Crank and Grind</a> has agreed to support riders
before and during the WNBR. Minor bike repairs will be provided for by
donation. <a href="http://badasscoffeelv.com/">Bad Ass Coffee</a> and Hot Diggity Dog will keeping the riders
fueled and ready for action and free water will be available to
everyone.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /><a href="http://rebarlv.com/">ReBAR</a> is hosting the official Las Vegas WNBR afterparty (pasties
required) and will be giving a free beer to anyone on the ride. Bike
Smut is providing technical support and coordinating entertainment,
including a set by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/fansofjimmycentury/">Fans of Jimmy Century</a> as well as some special guest
appearances and a yes, we even have a pool to cool off after the hot ride.<br /><br />"<i>For the
second year in a row, The Erotic Heritage Museum is supporting the Las Vegas World Naked Bike Ride,</i>" said museum </span><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Director, Dr Victoria Hartmann</span>.
"<i>As a longtime Las Vegas institution, part of our mission is to advocate
for sex positive culture. It's ironic that one of the most
sexualized cities in the U.S.-Las Vegas-criminalizes non-sexual nudity.
We hope to bring attention to these hypocrisies and help to change
the laws in Clark County, bringing them in line with other cities like
Chicago, Portland, and New York. We believe nudity as a form of protest
should be a 1st amendment issue and thus a form of protected free
speech.</i>"</span><br />
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<br /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Naked rides have existed a long time. The origin of the wheel is not
exactly known but its safe to say that someone was naked on a wheel
shortly after the wheel was invented. 5 thousand years later organized
rides are common in select places such as Seattle´s Freemont Festival.
Then in 2004 Conrad Schmidt asked friends to organize bikers and nudists
across the world into what was officially named the World Naked Bike
Ride. 13-years later hundreds of rides happen every year, some with only
a handful of riders others with more than 10,0000 riders.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">The WNBR
is a protest against oil dependency and a celebration of body
positivity. For years bikers have struggled to be recognized on the
road. All too frequently the simple defense of ¨I didn´t see em¨ was
enough to relieve an innatentive motorist of any culpability.
Thankfully, the WNBR has a simple solution: RIDE NAKED & BE SEEN. If
being naked is necessary to be safe on a bike then we are morally
obligated to bike in the buff as much as possible.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">¨<i>The bike is the
unabashed vehicle of the revolution. By cycling naked we declare our
confidence in the beauty and individuality of our bodies and the
bicycles’s place as a catalyst for change in the future of
sustainability, transport, community and recreation.</i>¨- pdxwnbr.org</span><br /><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />For
more details visit the Erotic Heritage Museum</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> <a href="http://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/">http://www.eroticmuseumvegas.com/ </a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">or call Call 702 794 4000<br />--</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Special thanks to <a href="http://glitterguts.com/">Glitterguts</a> who took these pre-ride photos of this year's World Naked Bike Ride in Chicago! </span></span></div>
revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-86579083369359067852017-05-10T19:18:00.004-07:002017-05-10T19:24:02.380-07:003 noches en Puebla<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
People often ask what is the biggest market for Bike Smut. They want to compare the meccas of sexy cycling: Vancouver, Berlin, Minneapolis, London, San Francisco, Copenhagen, New York, Amsterdam, Portland... Bike Smut has a an impressive history with each of these cities and each of them are quite bikesexually impressive in their own right.<br />
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For many years the most exciting shows, the most consistently stoked audience and frequent submissions came from, of all places, Salt Lake, the Mormon headquarters. Its easy to make assumptions about the reasoning behind why cities are different (eg in rains in Portland so people are more crafty). We are a reluctant to make any such assumptions, but for many years we have postulated that in cities where sex and cycling culture are accessible many of the people don't immediately see the value of Bike Smut. In cultures that are more oppressive, where people use terms like "biker", or "queer", or "queer biker" as insults. In these places it is a call to arms to say, "Fuck yes, I'm a queer biker and me and all my friends are gonna fucking party queer-biker style!"<br />
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But a couple years ago the mantle of most popular bikesexual city was passed on from Salt Lake to the most religious city of Mexico: Puebla. With more than 6 million people and nearly as many churches, Puebla is considered to be the most conservative city in Mexico.<br />
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Our last show there included more than 100 different submissions of bikesexual photography from various artists and the attendance reflected that vast cultural buy-in. More than 800 people filled the courtyard and cheered for more.<br />
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This weekend they have pushed the limits again with 3 shows on 3 nights completing our tour with 5 shows in 6 days!<br />
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Viernes 12 de Mayo<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/larodadavida/">Roda Da Vida</a><br />
23 Poniente 701A, Chulavista<span class="_5gmx"></span><br />
8pm - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/415970225446574/">FB event link</a><br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-10986919863026799732017-05-07T11:09:00.006-07:002017-05-11T06:36:53.279-07:00La Primera y Ultima Vez en Chiapas!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Se presentará por primera vez en Chiapas "Bike Smut"<br />
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Martez 9 de Mayo<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/el.wapani/">EL WAPANI Espacio Cultural</a><br />
Calle flavio Paniagua #10, San Cristobal <br />
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Entrada Libre Cooperacón Consciente<br />
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Wow! We were all ready to give up on Chiapas. We have been trying to make a show happen there for many years and every year we shrug our collective shoulders and just give great bike porn to the fine Mexicans that clamor for it. We had tried many places but came up short. But finally our message got though, and just in time! With a week left we have FIVE shows booked!<br />
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The Wapani culture center should be an excellent place to watch Bike Smut. Even the Google Translation of this place sounds pretty fucking amazing:<br />
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<i>Wapani is a space where everyone can enter, space in continuous change It is a cyclope eye a collective view totally free and independent a quest for self-management believing that from the arts we can support any initiative linked to it. Wapani according to the Native Americans is an act of exchange and generosity without expecting anything in return and in that definition we find our name. Between bread and water is born the idea of Wapaní.un a game of words where everyone can somehow participate.<br /> </i></blockquote>
y en espanol para las pinche penderos que quieren buscar para problemas con la transduction:<br />
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<i>Wapani es un espacio donde todoas pueden entrar,espacio en continuo cambio <br />Es un ojo de cíclope una mirada colectiva totalmente libre e independiente una búsqueda hacia la autogestión creyendo que desde las artes podemos apoyar cualquier iniciativa vinculada con la misma.<br />Wapani según los nativos norteamericanos es un acto de intercambio y generosidad sin esperar nada a cambio y en esa definición encontramos entonces nuestro nombre.<br />Entre pan y agua nace la idea de Wapaní.un juego de palabras donde todos de alguna manera podemos participar. </i></blockquote>
Quieres mas opportunidad leer por que bicisexual? <br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b>¡Libertad de transporte y libertad sexual!</b></span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">¿Eres bici sexual?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.bikesmut.com/">Bike Smut</a> es el tour de un festival internacional de cine que celebra el transporte impulsado por energía humana y una cultura positiva del sexo.<br />La única manera de ver a Bike Smut es cuando se presenta en un teatro/cine, taller de bicicletas o en un sótano para una audiencia en vivo.</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.<br />Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fugas. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos deseen.</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b>Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.</b><br />Normalmente vemos porno solos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.<br />Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.<br />¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!</span> </blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><b>Bike Smut es cívico.</b> Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para<br />reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.<br />Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.<br />Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importante para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.</span></blockquote>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2017/05/oaxaca-bike-smut.html">OAXACA EN JUEVES</a></span></div>
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-37606065443704279222017-05-02T14:26:00.001-07:002017-05-11T14:32:57.814-07:00Oaxaca Bike Smut<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The l<a href="http://bikeporntour.blogspot.mx/2012/12/xxxmas-fiesta-en-oaxxxaca.html">ast time we were in Oaxaca </a>(in the city Oaxaca) we were just able to stymie a full on bikesexual riot. We were staying at the venue so we knew that if the place burnt down we would be the ones with no place to sleep!<br />
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That was our first visit to Oaxaca. What will happen this time?<br />
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11 May<br />
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/AcraciaLunar/">Luna Negra</a><br />
Divisiòn oriente 508, Barrio ex Marquenzado, Oaxxaca<br />
Entrada libre<br />
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revphilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07124103999671721861noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4279031140703522790.post-43555319129750708222017-04-29T09:53:00.001-07:002017-04-29T09:53:34.945-07:00¡El Ultimo projeyction en Mexico City!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Come for the free bikeporn stay for the free popcorn! Its the last ever screening of Bike Smut in Mexico City!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Lunes, 1 Mayo<br />
DF @ <a href="https://www.facebook.com/CineclubCondesadf/">Cine Club Condesa</a> Av. Veracruz #102 en el búnker del <a href="https://cineclubcondesadf.wordpress.com/">Hotel Condesa DF</a><br />
20:00<br />
gratis palomitas y entrada!</span><br />
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We have only a couple weeks left in our final tour of Mexico. With two shows planned in Puebla in May and a lot of people asking "can bike smut come to _____" we are not sure what will come of us.<br />
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Living the high life in the mountains of Chiapas?<br />
Riding the night life in Guadalajara?<br />
Spanking the thighs right in Oaxaca?<br />
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Get at us and let us know where we should go before it is too late!<br />
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