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Hitting the Bay, Hard and Fast.

2012-01-23T18:18:00.000-08:00

After weeks of back and forths, tos and fros, we are pleased to announce our 1st Bay Area show in almost two years. Our totally awesome freaky bike freak friends at Cyclecide have agreed to host our show and their wonderous Swearhouse this Saturday!

We are so excited to see all our awesome bay area bikey sex friends, and make some new ones! The show will be followed by a sweet dance party full of hot bike-sexuals, like yourself. So be sure to invite your friends to radically get down, watch porn and...uh..... REDEFINE OBSCENITY!

Saturday Jan 28th
Cyclecide Swearhouse
1660 Jerrold St, SF, 94124
Doors at 8.30, show at 9.30

$5-10 sliding scale

We will have a few more shows before we leave The Bay, so keep checking back for details!

The end of the Confessional

2012-01-23T13:36:00.000-08:00

Sure, we went though the entire history of our favorite pedalphile's verbal essays on tricycles, uncles and the joy of riding. This promotional teaser might be a little disturbing, but then... adult themes are for adults.

someday you will be censored too

2012-01-18T10:21:00.000-08:00

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Bike Cinema Pagan Holiday Weekend

2012-01-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

No not Barber Santa, Santa Barbara!

The "American Riviera" es muy caliente! This week in bicycle-cinema news it will be host to not just Bike Smut but also our friends at the somewhat straight laced Bicycle Film Festival.

Tre Joy!

Its not very often, just about once every couple years that this aligning of the cosmos is possible. It never fails to catch us off guard, and we are fortunate that our local hosts were tapped in so that we helped avoid a scheduling conflict (which is never as much fun).

It is strange, but considering that Bike Smut has played 18 of the 26 cities played by the BFF its actually supprising it hasn't happened more often. (note, Liverpool AND Washington DC both suffered massive erection dysfunction and failed to get a screening, alas)

On top of great movies they have some pretty great parties. Check out the full calendar here. They have having events from Thursday to Saturday, we are saving the best for last with a Sunday screening at our friends at Pescadrome

Sunday, Jan 22nd
Pescadrome
101 S. Quarantina St.
8pm doors, 9pm show
$7, no one turned away for lack of funds
~~group ride to event TBA~~
ANNOUNCED! 6pm at Cranky's 1014 State Street

Dont let Santa appear in any unnecessary places. Keep them Pagan holidays sacred!

photo credits to Dave Barry, and the Emblibrary.

Cooking up a sexy fun der storm

2012-01-16T17:47:00.000-08:00

Final LA show tonight!

Due to a delightfully demanding email from our friends at Orange20 we have agreed to presenting an additional Bike Smut screening, going down tonight! It's totally last min, tell your friends to come out and enjoy one last chance for erotic bicycle bliss!

BIKE SMUT TONIGHT
Vlad the Retailer (Next door to the Bike Kitchen)
704 Heliotrope Drive
after 8pm
$5 suggested donation

Orgasm Trail's Southwestern Tip

2012-01-13T07:30:00.000-08:00

Bike Smut returns to the southwestern tip of the continental United States... but you will get more than just the tip

Will this be our last show heading south? will we turn north to Santa Barbara, the Bay area and on to enjoy the lands of golashes and parkas in Cascadia?

Or will we continue for just a bit further, reaching down into the heart of frat boy overdosing and under-consensual sex of Tijuana?!?

only time will tell, but in the meantime, find us in San Diego

Tuesday Jan 17
Ruby Room
1271 University Ave
10pm, $5 suggested donation

with The Happy Smoke and Dick Justice

Buns in the Oven

2012-01-12T23:07:00.000-08:00

Something is cooking in Los Angles!

Our first two shows were at a new venue (not even our organizer had ever been to) that turned out great! The Home Room has got some great artists supporting it and plenty of kind moxie, which is not too common in LA (so we are told, everyone we meet is pretty nice)

For our encore performance we have decided to see whats hot by asking a cook.

Bike Kitchens have a long history in LA, "The" Bike Kitchen has spawned two offspring upstarts who are also working at bringing the social aspects of cycling into more peoples lives. The most recent the Bikerowave is near the ocean and is pretty slick. Its slightly older sibling hails from East LA, and has a more down and dirty reputation.

For the second time, Bike Smut partners with the Bike Oven!
Saturday Jan 14th
2706 N. Figueroa St
10pm screening, but come to enjoy the Art Ride at 7pm!

Get your Buns Cooking this weekend!

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Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part V "Uncle Francis"

2012-01-12T14:53:00.000-08:00

Bringing up old histories of bikesexual pasts can be a challenge. Merv does the hard work for us and his introspection and courage help give us the tools necessary to reach deep into our trousers.

To understand more completely, try riding a bike yourself, and if you are lucky maybe you too will immediately shoot a load down your pants leg.

Happy new year!

Sex Education in LA

2012-01-10T11:00:00.000-08:00

Ring the bell, school is back in session!

Bike Smut is in Los Angles
1/11/12 *
Home Room
3175 Beverly Blvd
$8 per screening, ages 18 and up
TWO screenings, 7pm AND 10pm (limited capacity)

Ride your bike! DonniePepper will give u 1 free vegan taco home-made by WheelieGoodFood if u ride and lock up outside. otherwise they shall be $1 each.

*pretty sweet date, but remember all columns day in Athens?

Southwest commentary

2012-01-07T11:02:00.000-08:00

Via a Bike Smut aficionado in Phoenix

There are themes each year, but the theme never quite actually winds up being what it's supposed to be. It was supposed to be _The Orgasm Trail_, but the recurring themes in the shorts were fuck machines and forest nymphs. Lesbian hookup shot stop motion made another appearance this year with more bike content in it, but it's hard to top the first take where this was done entirely with Poloroids. The whole affair is completely DIY. Films come from local bicycle communities. Some times they're clever. Often they have elements of parody. Often they're just artsy. If you're turning your nose up because you're afraid you might catch teh gay or the actors might not have the correct tit:ass:waist ratio, well, you're doing it wrong. If it were commercial, safe, and predictable, it wouldn't be interesting.
Anyway, even if you didn't make it to the show doesn't mean you can't make a film. Films are shown in a traveling exhibition for a year and then destroyed, so you can still run for president. They don't have to be and often aren't explicit. I'll loan you my, eh, vintage, Fisher Price PixelVision 2000 camera, if you like. Eg: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyLtVLR5Rrk.
In the words of John Maynard Keynes, we devote our intelligences to anticipating what average opinion expects the average opinion to be. Fuck that. Some dude named Maynard has more balls than you. Make a film.

we couldn't say it better. and while I am pretty sure no Bike Smut movies have been made out of just Polaroids, many have used film and still cameras in leu of the fast and easy digital camcorders.

regardless of how you choose to capture your inspiring images of sexy transportational freedom make sure you share it with us so we can share it with the world!

photo credit to Tucson Velo
and the Atlantic

Remembering Phoenix

2012-01-06T20:08:00.000-08:00

Strange but interesting fact. We have never had two shows in the same venue anywhere south or east of Boulder, Colorado. EXCEPT at the Trunk Space, which despite all odds has been able to provide an excellent venue for obscure/strange/otherwise malnourished touring acts for a decade!

The crowd was a little reserved at first, but soon found themselves moving and dancing together, increasing their bikesexual quotient.

Afterwards the audience chose to mill around and see the art we have to offer. Many thanked us for our dogmatic stance on how we refuse to make DVDs, even for media, meaning that the ONLY place to watch Bike Smut is when it happens in front of a crowd, live!

Our Bike Smut merchandise is as colorful as the people who choose to be adorned in our undies

Must thanks to our friends at Phoenix New Times who came out to help document the joy we call The Orgasm Trail. Hope to see you again next year!

Sexy Drama in the LBC

2012-01-06T10:40:00.000-08:00

Our schedule is all sorts of crazy, we are on a final west coast leg to end a year of touring! help us finish strong!

Bike Smut in Long Beach
Saturday, Jan 7th
ZKO Films Studio
5437 Cherry Ave. Lbc
8pm

photo credit http://www.sherylyvette.com/

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part IV "Sharing the Ride"

2012-01-04T14:47:00.000-08:00

Merv takes a quick detour on violence boulevard during a handlebar ride.

yikes! how many more can we handle? the new year is upon us! Its not too late to deliver a really epic kiss to that Bianchi you have been checking out during your work break.

A bike-sexual review of Courtney Trouble's 'Live Sex Show'

2012-01-04T14:07:00.000-08:00

In case you porn-positive bike-sexuals out there haven't heard yet, one of our favorite pornistas has just released her latest movie, "Live Sex Show.’’ We were just giddy with excitement when we received an email from Ms Trouble inviting us to review it. We thought the concept sounded really interesting and particularly related to what we try to do with our project, bringing sex out of the closet and in to the open for discussion and expression in an attempt to untangle ourselves from all this shame we are wrapped up in.

We landed in Austin with a few days to spare before our show at the 29th Street Ballroom. Our wonderful host, writer of sex blog F*bomb and founder of Austin's Smut City (a monthly screening of awesome and obscure porn) was also really excited to see what Ms Trouble was up to. So after a delicious dinner from his favorite taqueria, we all got comfy and put it on.

'Live Sex show' is exactly what it sounds like, a series of scenes of different people having sex in front of a live audience. This alone opens up a plethora of issues and questions within film, sex and pornography. Here at Bike Smut one of our main goals is to assemble an audience to watch different interpretations of obscenity to allow them to make their own decision about what is obscene and what isn't. By showing a group of people watching different interpretations of sex and sexuality, Trouble has encouraged these same ideals. The movie audience sees and identifies with the live audience and is encouraged to share these ideas within their own community. This, in turn, will help to redefine sexuality and obscenity within our community and society as a whole.

The execution of the concept was well handled and felt very personal, it did not however feel like it was from the audiences point of view. So I feel in part like we were not only meant to be watching the actors but also the audience (even though we never really see them) As the movie goer you do not feel just part of the audience. You feel as though you are watching the action and watching the audience watching the action. Sometimes the performers actions speak directly to the cinema audience, putting the live audience in the place of the voyeur, where as other times the performers interact more with the live audience, leaving the movie goer to feel like the voyeur.

For example, the first scene shows a girl pleasuring herself, and while we are aware of the audience watching her, she is playing specifically to the camera. She is seemingly unaware of the audience watching, personally taunting and teasing us with her performance. It is not until her climax when the applaud from the live audience draws her attention to them with a smile and a bow.

This feeling carries on for the next few scenes, and one thing I start to notice is how, unlike in so much pornography, this film is shot with an active female gaze, both in the cinematography and in performance. Because within our patriarchal structure, women are too often the bearer of meaning rather than the creator of it, art is told from a male perspective rather than a female one. We are caught quietly watching male fantasies being played out over a woman's image. However in this, the camera feels like and active participant, rather than the usual passive watcher. The female stars command the gaze from the audience, even when they are in roles of submission. Both scenes with cis male actors seem to use the them almost as props on which to express their desire.

As the film moves on we get to the scene with Tina Horn and Roger Wood. Like before, despite Horn being in a place of submission, I still get the feeling that she is commanding the scene through her desires. She seems expectant, prepared and loving every second. After some great spanking and power play, we come to a beautiful moment when Wood tries to take Horn's boots off and she whispers "You're supposed to leave them on" and Wood then turns to the audience, explaining "She wants to leave her boots on"

That moment totally turns the scene ins out, without ruining the moment. The first thing that shocks me is how damn sexy I think this is. The couple becomes transparent, and it portrays a deep level of comfort and trust with each other. It is also proof of how much Horn is commanding her own desires through the scene, where she is seemingly in a submissive place. It also shows how she is willing to break from the scene in order to get exactly what she wants. This moment also directly acknowledges the audience for the first time, and the movie-goer finally gets a taster of being to secret onlooker.

The scene progresses with a few giggles that make their way into some impressively passionate fucking and wonderful screams of pleasure from Horn. Once they are done with the discussed scene and finish with fantastic kiss, Horn tumbles over and Wood suggests that they could just keep going 'until they kick us out'.

Horn then inquires about how much time they can have, and after an ok from an outside voice, asks Wood, "Do you wanna keep fucking me?" Wood rolls her over with a 'yes' and giggles of approval come from the audience. I thought this whole interaction was beautiful, sexy and filled me with so much joy! And to top it off, the sex they have them is even harder, hotter and wonderfully candid.

Next is Jiz Lee and Nina Hartley. Both wonderful performers who are both playing directly to the live audience. The scene has a simple narrative in which they take turns fisting. The whole thing feels fun and relaxed with loads of communication between them, which I love to see and really turns me on. I loved the bit when Jiz Lee lays down her ground rules before they start, and they discuss all the discussions they had with each other prior to getting on stage through email, etc. The live audience is feeling super relaxed by then, making the at home audience almost feel like they are there in the room. It was a wonderful way to show how much fun communication and consent can be, as well as showing how important it is to sexuality, and especially pertaining to the act of fisting.

The film ends with the cast grabbing Trouble for an 'all hands on deck' effort to get her off. With lots of laughing and fun being had by all, the film ends on a relaxed note of satisfaction. Our at home audience is feeling pretty great by then too. We happily sit and discuss our thoughts on the film, especially commenting on how sexy we found the communication towards the end. Now while not everyone will be comfortable watching this with their friends or even their lovers. I do hope that the concept can help ease people into the idea of sharing pornography and sex in their community, even if it is just by talking about it more. We all have to remember that way before film, home video cameras or the Internet, humans used to watch each other have sex, live. ‘Pornography’ of all sorts has been seen and shared throughout our species since long before we found a way to define it. I do hope that more pornographers will attempt to touch on this issue of sharing in an effort to redefine the genre.

Rising like a Phoenix

2012-01-02T20:44:00.000-08:00

Now we know the rest of the battle of Arizona!

Phoenix the land of eternal sprawl named after a mythical beast with a pretty impressive recovery rate (although we would like to ask her girlfriend about it sometime)

Bike Smut has never been to the same place twice in Tucson but we are returning to the only place we have ever shared our porn in PHX

The Trunkspace
1506 NW Grand Ave
8pm$7 no one turned away for lack of funds

group ride details soon!

and now we know...

2011-12-30T17:00:00.000-08:00

Details just in for Tucson, AZ!!

Wednesday Jan 4th
LuzFuego
657 W St. Marrys. Unit c6

With special guest performance by
Whiskey Breath Burlesque
show starts at 8pm
$5 suggested donation
18+

Group Bike Ride @7pm.
meet at Occupy, Church and Congress

double blind porno study

2011-12-29T15:29:00.000-08:00

Tucson!Jan 4thThats all we know!with that much info, would you go to the show?

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part III “Trikers”

2011-12-27T14:09:00.000-08:00

Hate might be a strong word, but scorn might be too soft for our dear friend Merv as he attempts to describe how much cooler his mini bike is than those ridiculous tricycles.

Was this a backlash of pot labeling kettle darkly pigmented? Another example of transportation minorities keeping other transportation minorities down. To which there is only one proper response.

Touring the Texas Triangle

2011-12-25T22:11:00.000-08:00

We have spent the past couple weeks meeting all the amazing bike-sexuals and other fantastic weirdos we can in the great trinangle of east Texas. (Houston, Austin and San Antonio). And we would like to thank everyone who has helped us out. Whether it was setting up fantastic shows, putting roofs over our head, or inviting us to xmas, we are truly grateful.

Like aloha means hello and goodbye, we think 'Howdy' can can work the same. With great sadness we have to say "Howdy for now" as we announce our final show in east Texas. Lucky o'l' San Antonio will do the honors.

Tuesday, December 27th

Boneshakers

1116 W Mitchell St

11pm

Bike Polo @ The Slab before hand. 8pm, Probant & Cevallos

$2 pints at Boneshakers all night &

super delicious pizza. yum!

Get your FaceKrackin Invite on

Hope we get to come back soon, y'all!!

Thought You Knew, ride a fucking bike!

2011-12-23T13:30:00.000-08:00

Last week we reviewed the very straightforward Bike Taxi Babes calendar.

This week we go from the steamy southwest of Austin to brisk northern breeze of Chicago for our (we think) final people posting with bicycle calendar of 2011!

Bike Smut loves Chicago. Chicago is home to one of the last strong Critical Masses in the states. We got good peeps there and they have been doing great things for many years, before most people knew about fixed gears, polo or naked rides. (three things they still do extraordinarily well)

Introducing Thought You Knew a bike calender now in its 4th annual run.

Bike Smut, during its extended absence from North America, missed this year's fundraising cycle, but we wanted to include it just the same.

It is little surprise that the ladies who grace the calendars ride strong and stylish bikes, and in stark contrast to the very minimal Taxi Babes calendar, Thought You Knew has got a lot of extra stuff.

TyK offers a robust website with lots of pretty images, backgrounds on the models, pictures of them in their pinup mode and in their street ware. Oh, and they got some pretty hump-worthy politics:
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Cycling once freed women from the strict requirements of fashion, providing an excuse to untie their corsets and don bloomers rather than long skirts. The mobility that a bicycle brought to those women was even more empowering.
TyK’s pinups draw on that same tradition of empowerment through the personal mobility, while also letting women find confidence in the ownership of their sexuality. The experience of being the center of attention during their photo shoot does not fade when the lights go down and the hairspray washes out. Each woman carries her pinup self with her wherever she goes, into board rooms or bike shops.

Its been a good Calendar season. If you haven't ordered by now, you might be able to get a discount or you might be shit out of luck, or maybe you will just have to find some fun loving friends and a camera and D I the fuck Y.

The Lone Star gets Porn Stars

2011-12-19T20:05:00.000-08:00

The last time we were in San Antonio...

After a super sextastic show in Austin on Sunday, San Antonio has stepped up to the Orgasm Trail challenge! Boneshakers Bicycle Pub has invited us to do a show tomorrow night and supplied us with great art to boot!

Tuesday, December 20th

Boneshakers

1116 W Mitchell St

11pm

w/ $2 pints all night!

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part II “The Thrill”

2011-12-19T13:27:00.000-08:00

Please enjoy "King Tingle's" testimony about "his time" with a "fucking Huffy"

Thanks again to the entirely quotable Merv of Memphis and his handlers,

Austin's Forpaly Ride

2011-12-18T01:34:00.000-08:00

A pre-ride to Austin's only screening of Bike Smut will meet at Plaza Saltillo (same spot as the TNSR) at 6p, ride stars at 6:30pm and ends at the film fest a little before ~~8pm~~

UPDATE! SWEET CONCIDENCE, BIKE SMUT IS PUSHED BACK TO 9pm!

ALSO presenting tonight with the story of her first orgasm is the very vocal Sadie Smythe, of the monthly Austin event, Bedpost Confessions

Bring a lock, lights, basic tire maintenance tools, and some cash for drinks and donation.

Face Booking Action:
Pre-Ride
Screening

29th Street Ballroom

2906 Fruth Street

8pm

$5 suggested donation

with PopNoir SoundSystem hosting a smutty dance party after.

BikeTaxiBabes - in depth

2011-12-16T13:21:00.000-08:00

We just arrived in Austin and immediately were treated to local beer, tortas and our host's copy of the Bike Taxi Babes calendar.

In a word, simple. Possibly the most simple calendar we have ever seen. No flavor text, nothing about the model/pedicab driver/people messenger, no supplementary images in the corner, no phases of the moon, no special dates of interest in Austin history.

here is what you get:

12 large, quality pictures
365* boxes with numbers
1 page explaining why**

Simple. As. Fuck.

Cant complain much when they do it simple and do it right, but in the name of fair and balanced bikeseuxal journalism we offer these two notes:

There was nothing exciting about the background either (a simple greyish gradient... er grayshient?). We know first hand how challenging finding a dozen unique locations or backdrops can be, and if not done right... it can make a lot of hard work and good intentions look like a pile of stupid.

The biggest complaint offered by our team (you didn't know, we had an entire TEAM working on this analysis) was the curious makeup technique. Why so much white face? Was it old time antiquing? Flash back to a time when every bike race came with personal flour delivery?

On the whole, an excellent way to keep track of the days. Get your direct from BikeTaxiBabes.com

*there are lots of boxes, many have numbers you know what a calendar looks like
** The creators of the calendar, Dropout Publications a mainstay in Austin bike culture, made this calendar as a fundraiser for Texas Bike Collation

only days left in the race for bikesexual calendars; dont let the booty eclipse your wall!

photo credit to Ghostdad and Anomililly

Awesome in Austin

2011-12-14T05:20:00.000-08:00

Bike Smut has visited Austin a couple times before, and we know it is full of tons of sweet sexy bikers. But never before have we seen community come together like this for us in Texas. Battling restrictive Texan laws and tightly booked venues, our Austin team has come surging through with totally 'awetim' (see what I did there?) event planning skills! Including, not one but two locally made posters!

Sunday, December 18th

29th Street Ballroom

2906 Fruth Street

8pm

$5 suggested donation

with PopNoir SoundSystem hosting a smutty dance party after.

Pre-ride meets at Plaza Saltillo (same spot as the TNSR) at 6p, ride stars at 6:30pm and ends at the film fest a little before 8

Bring a lock, lights, basic tire maintenance tools, and some cash for drinks and donation

Need more face time, have some FaceBooking action:
Pre-Ride
Screening

Houston Encore!

2011-12-13T15:35:00.000-08:00

Confession time. Bike Smut travels around via internal combustion engine. It's not something we are proud of cause we would rather be riding our bikes, but the combination of vast open distances, scheduling and hauling gear make the prospect of a long haul touring via bicycle seem near impossible.

Thus we have a car. Having a car means dealing with car problems, which are kinda like bike problems only way more complicated and WAAAY more expensive. (They also result in us bike folk saying things like, "that's why i love bikes" more often.)

One of the silver linings of car failure is that it gives you time to reflect. During a breakdown we can't help but think, "If I were on my bike I would probably have been able to diagnose and solve the problem by now." But after the minutes start dragging on we begin to let our minds wonder to other places and before you know it fantastic ideas have been sprung!

Our artistic director, Poppy Cox's first short movie for Bike Smut was created at just such a time in Northern Greece. Frankly we can't imagine a better way to spend out time than riding our fucking bikes.

A similar situation just transpired here in Houston! Facing terrible choices our crew of plucky adventeruers broke down and RTFM-ed all over the place. Low and behold we not only fixed a car but also got a last min Encore screening at a great bar in downtown Houston tonight!

Encore Houston Bike Smut
Tuesday, December 13th
Notsuoh
314 Main Street
8:30

Be there or be stuck in traffic

last photo credit to ChrisGO

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part I “Why Kids Bikes?”

2011-12-13T12:44:00.000-08:00

Our new favorite filmmakers from Memphis have something extra cuts from their new movie, Confessions of a Pedalphile

More to come soon!

Introducing Austin's Bike Taxi Babes

2011-12-12T13:00:00.000-08:00

UPDATE - calendar release party Tonight at the Scoot inn, 9pm in Austin
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THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WEEKS LEFT IN THE CALENDAR SEASON!

You've seen the sexy girls AND boys from the Bike Saviours of Tempe, AZ bike kitchen -esce nonprofit AND the sexy JUST boys from PedalFresh, a Portland-based right-to-water organization.

Well we objectified girls and boys, then we objectified just boys... thats it right?

RIGHT?!?

Well actually, even in this age of male objectification and liberation of gender altogether we can still take time to appreciate women's bodies. Sometimes even without drooling.

Thus it is now time for the fine-ass-hauling ladies of Austin TX get there chance to own our attention.

We dont know shit about Bike Taxi Babes. We dont know if they are actually employed as, as we call them, "people messengers" or if they are just PYTs posing with bikes. We would like to have the answers, but that would require doing the research. So until we find out (bother to write them an email) lets just cross our fingers and pray we too may get to enjoy the view someday soon.

International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers

2011-12-12T05:00:00.000-08:00

What happens when you take a Italian sex worker and find her in a Czech Republic gender fucking festival, in a Dutch bike punk kitchen in Berlin, and finally bring her some some inspiring porn to her London home in the swingingest queer bar in the UK?

Introducing one of our favorite Europeans, Ava Caradonna! As a biker, an activist and a sex worker Ava was a tireless supporter of our cause all over the continent.

She is a little nervous here but she speaks on an important cause: X Talk Project

Sex work is an important issue that, not unlike porn, makes people feel uncomfortable. Rather than feeling pity for "those poor people" we must take a more enlightened view of this occupation. As the video points out, many sex workers are undocumented foreigners who can't appeal to cops for fear deportation or worse. Take time to appreciate the oldest occupation today!

Connect with her via FB: Ava Caradonna

We don't care how liberating their wings are, Flying Toasters got nothing on this lady!

We hope to be able to remember a few more key people in the bikesexual revolution and will try to share their vision for a brighter future in the months to come. Thanks Ava, we miss your help in getting the audience bouncing.

WWC Loves / Hates Porno Revolution part 3

2011-12-10T12:44:00.001-08:00

We love those folks in the Appalachians! They love bikes and they love sex and they expression and they love sharing!

sharing bikes sharing space

It has been just about a month since the students of Warren Wilson College outside Asheville, NC had to pile more than 30 people into a 10x10 room to watch Bike Smut. This obvious fire safety was made necessary due to the schools discomfort with our sharing of independent, DIY transportation erotica, some of which made by residents who were trying to share their rather mature ideas with other consenting adults.

Interesting they intervened with our local student supporters, then let other students use the WWC facilities to show how lame most porn is.

The film criticizes the way pornography, as one of the most profitable cultural mediums, promotes skewed sexual behaviors, particularly through sexism, racism, and violence. The film highlights how this behavior becomes practiced in the viewer of pornography’s private sexual life.
“We’re critical of the way an industry capitalizes and makes films for monetary gain. [Pornographic] films are affecting our sex lives, so in effect profit motive is affecting our sex lives by extension,” said Comstock.

We think its at least a step in the right direction that they are using their public space to talk frankly about sex, porn and the effects on our society. Too bad they couldn't see the forrest from the trees to accept that what we do is precisely that with the added bonus of actual manifestations of how we can DO IT BETTER!

As our former tourista/ and reigning Bike Smut Theoretician, Liberty Sprocket eloquently stated:

We believe that by riding bicycles we take control of our transportation, of how we move
across our communities and interact with them. Bicycles free us from the rigid boundaries of a car. By asking our community to make erotic films, we can help redefine obscenity, and free ourselves from the capitalist ideals of pornography. Bike Smut is about reclaiming agency over our daily lives and defeating the patriarchal appropriation of our bodies.

Be sure talk about it, but dont just talk. Unless you are ready to actually take your sexuality by the handlebars and steer the way you wanna go you are still just talking about getting on a revolution.

Gettin' dirty in The Big Easy

2011-12-07T13:52:00.001-08:00

Friday will bring us to the playground of the south, New Orleans. Known for its relaxed attitude, great music scene and epic parties, we hope we can satisfy NOLA's taste for fun, freedom and a bit of smut.

Hosted by the wonderful DJ, man-about-town and known bike-sexual, Rusty Lazer. We will start off the night with our sexy bike films from 8-10pm. From there we take off into the "Night of 1000 Contests," where all are encouraged to 'B.Y.O.C' (bring your own contest) to the party. Bike Smut has definitely had experience with that!

Maybe we can take a few tips from our folks in Jacksonville too.

Jacksonville Zombies getting dirty with some Bike Chicken

We also have a couple sweet bands lined up and Rusty Lazer and Lady Bizness making sure everyone is dancing all night long!!

Friday, December 9th

Siberia Lounge

2227 St Claude Ave
8pm

Bike Smut presents The Orgasm Trail

+ RHODES M

EXU

CAVE

Houston and Bill Hicks on the Orgasm Trail

2011-12-07T11:49:00.001-08:00

We have more than a few exciting shows in Texas. Last time we shared our sexy bike friends with the United State's 4th largest city we played a show with OG Southern rap star, BLOWFLY.
It was also a meeting for Houston's World Naked Bike Ride. This time we have no such amazing performers backing us up, but we do have an audience that wants to choose its own bike porn adventure!

More WNBR images from Houston Press (used without permission)

Catch the goods in our 1st screening in Texas in almost 2 years!

Sunday, December 11th
Supper Happy Fun Land
3801 Polk Street
9pm
with a special tribute to comedian Bill Hicks for his 50th Birthday

Fun loving Houstonians join in the "bare as you dare" World Naked Bike Ride/pub crawl. You may want to skip to 3:00...

Every Day is (bicycle) Hump Day

2011-12-02T14:39:00.001-08:00

UPDATE
sweet new media story and art from Live From Memphis! Thanks!!

For years Bike Smut has attempted to break into Tennessee's parallelogramic borders. Promises from bike clubs that resulted in "a perfect shitstorm" have prevented us from breaching this elusive state. Was there some sort of sinister plot holding the would be bikesexuals back? Clearly, the city has a rich tradition of welcoming wet travelers, so being from the Pacific NW is no excuse. And tho many would claim that the sport of running cyclists off the road is more popular that cycling itself we are dubious that their trucks are that much larger than the ones in Texas, for example. (NOTE: while our experience of morning rush hour on the freeways outside Houston were absolutely terrifying, most surface streets were pretty relaxed.

But wait no longer, for we have not only a venue, but also a filmmaker in Memphis! Introducing Corduroy Wednesday. Their new movie, Confessions of a Pedalphile always gets a strong response from the audience. Come and see the hometown heros work!

Bike Smut
Five in One
423 North Watkins
8pm Doors, 9:30 Show
$5 Donation

No breaks? Crack open a face book invite

no more losses, GAINESVILLE

2011-11-29T20:33:00.001-08:00

Wednesday, Nov 30th
Wayward Council
807 W University
9pm, $5, +18

no image! what are you lazy?

The Great Baltimore Bike-Sexual Weekend

2011-11-28T14:51:00.001-08:00

It's queer! It's bike! It's bike-sexuality!
Come experience and support the joy and liberation that sexual and transportation diversity can provide!

Saddle-licking scene from 'Multiple Maniacs'

Bike-sexuality is not something new to Baltimore, MD. Our bike-sexuality research team found evidence as early as 1970, when Mr. John Waters included a bike-sexual saddle licker in Divine's 'Cavlacade of Perversions' in the film Multiple Manaics.

Fast forwarding to today, Bike Smut is pleased to announce that Baltimore is still a center for bike-sexual activity. Coming this spring, the awesome queers of Baltimore will be opening a women, trans and queer community bike shop. Go go D.I.Y!!

But in order to open this radical space, they need funds. To achieve this, they are throwing a fundraiser on Friday, December 2nd!

Besides having sweet performances and 'so much fun'. Bike Smut will be helping out the raffle by donating TWO pairs of tickets to our Baltimore show on Saturday, Dec 3rd! Yes, that's right. . . Baltimore gets two days of awesome bike-sexual action!

5th dimension

405 E Franklin

Doors at 8pm, show at 9pm
$5-10 sliding scale

This will be Baltimore's only chance to see our latest program films from all over the world! Bring your bike, bring a friend, and come support your community!

A European Tour at a glance

2011-11-27T01:21:00.001-08:00

As it was said by our official Bike Smut numerologist, Liberty Sprocket:

"We did 63 shows in 21 countries."

Here is a list:

27 April - Vienna, Austria
30 April - Budapest, Hungary
2 May - Fabrica, Bucharest, Romania
6 May - Lambda Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey
13 May - ODTÜ, Ankara, Turkey
15 May - Kaos GL, Ankara, Turkey
17 May - Boğaziçi Üniversitesi, İstanbul, Turkey
18 May - Empire Project Gallery, Istanbul, Turkey
26 May - BFest, Athens, Greece
29 May - Cerkno, Slovenia
31 May - Social Center Rog, Ljubljana, Slovenia
2 June - Zagreb, Croatia
3 June - Kino Udarnik, Maribor, Slovenia
7 June - MKSMC, Koper, Slovenia
10 June - Wien Bikekitchen, Vienna, Austria
12 June - Kapu, Linz, Austria
13 June - Styrian Sprint Shop, Graz, Austria
15 June - Cross Club, Prague, Czech Republic
17 to 19 June - GenderFuck festival, Tabor, Czech Republic
20 June - Galerie Skleněná Louka, Brno, Czech Republic
21 June - Bratislava Bikekitchen, Bratislava, Slovakia
22 June - Klub 29, Pardubice, Czech Republic
24 June - Cafe Miesna, Poznan, Poland
28 June to 3 July - Bike Punk Fest, Warsaw, Poland
5 July - Lenin Shipyard, Gdansk, Poland
7 July - King Kong Klub, Berlin, Germany
9 Berlin - Schwelle 7, Berlin, Germany
14 July - Autonomes Zentrum, Cologne, Germany
15 July - Gangerviertel, Hamburg, Germany
16 July - Erbse, Kiel, Germany
21 July - Kontrapunkt, Malmo, Sweden
23 July - Bokkafe Velgo, Gothenburg, Sweden
25 July to 31 July - Queer Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark
30 July - Kopi Squat, Berlin, Germany
3 August - Filmhuis Cavia, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
5-6 August - DIY Bikefest, Scheveningen, The Netherlands
7 August - Passing Clouds, London, England
12 August - The Motorcycle Showroom, Bristol, England
14 August - Yard Theatre, Manchester, England
20-21 August - Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire, England
27 August - The Forest, Edinburgh, Scotland
28 August - Islington Mill, Manchester, England
30 August - Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London, England
31 August - ReWorks, Cambridge, England
1 September - Colorama, London, England
2 September - The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, England
7 September - Andrea's house, Brussels, Belgium
8 September - Les Marmottes, Amiens, France
10 September - Nicolas Ehrhart Cycles &Le Houla Oups, Paris, France
16 September - Casablanca, Madrid, Spain
17 September - Patio Maravillas, Madrid, Spain
22 September - Teatro de los Manantiales, Valencia, Spain
24 September - My Beautiful Parking, Barcelona, Spain
27 September - Le Trou de Balle, Toulouse, France
29 September - Association le No, Marseilles, France
30 September - Un p'tit vélo dans la tête, Grenoble, France
1 October - Les Tanneries, Dijon, France
2-3 October - Tostaki, Lyon, France
5 October - Cinema Oblo, Lausanne, Switzerland
6 October - Csoa Gabrio, Turin, Italy
7 October - Cascina Torchiera, Milan, Italy
8 October - Sos Furnace, Milan, Italy photos
9 October - Mondrian Suite, Rome, Italy
11 October - Ciclofficina, Modena, Italy
12 October - Autonomer Beauty Salon, Zurich, Switzerland
14 October - Kafe Marat, Munich, Germany
27 October - Porn Film Fest Berlin separatist show

Click for a complete Bike Smut history...

This post is in sweet remembrance of jenny

Tip of the Cock Ma!

2011-11-23T11:30:00.000-08:00

Miami is a lot of things to a lot of people.

- a place to evade/envision tan lines

- a show that features drug/gun/bad haircut trafficking

- a "bikini" runway for depressed midwesterners

But none of these topics scratch the surface of what is to come...

It's the only screening of DIY, erotic bicycle movies with the consequences of knowing your friends better and being able to hold your head higher saying, "fuck yea I know how to ride!"

Well suffice it to say Critical Mass, you have been warned and polo might be in play. When we are done Florida's junk might not be so limp that it dips into the Caribbean, we can get this penis-peninsula poking the depths of the Atlantic!

Miami Bike Smut

at Vagabond

30 NE 14th St.

Doors at 9, show at 10

Post Critical Mass

Thanks to the Miami Bike Scene and Sweat Records!

Orlando on the Orgasm Trail

2011-11-22T10:26:00.001-08:00

UPDATE: DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED.

No dice, Mickey.

18 months ago Bike Smut came to Orlando on a wing and a prayer, next thing we knew we were swept up in a all night dance party with more sexual diversity than a pile of queer ass folk stars/singers/songwriters

~~Wednesday Nov 23rd~~
~~Stardust~~
~~1842 E. Winter Park rd~~
~~Evening time~~

lets do it like a pile of uh nevermind

Is Cocoa Loco for Porno?

2011-11-20T12:12:00.001-08:00

We will see on Tuesday November 22nd.

Maybe a pre-thanksgiving chocolate turkey will come our way?

Tuesday, November 22

321 Local

333 King Street

Cocoa, FL 32922

$5 suggested donation

doors at 8pm

Action Jackson

2011-11-18T11:48:00.000-08:00

Last time we were in Jacksonville...

We are coming back. This Saturday night. Do you know where your bike is?

Sat Nov 19th
Burro Bar
100 e. adams st
Jacksonville, Florida
8pm

College Denies Studs and Students

2011-11-18T10:06:00.001-08:00

Last week we learned about how the administration of Warren Wilson College denied their students their rights to expression and assembly by preventing Bike Smut from being displayed in their common space.

Finally the story has broken out in their local media.

the house was informed that bike porn does not “reflect community standards, and they didn’t want it attached to Warren Wilson’s name.”

So, how strongly do we have to protect people from sex? Is protecting students from the possibile danger of being exposed to a glimpse of something objectionable so important? then, for example other

As one savvy commenter noted:

Wilson just put themselves in the awkward position of endorsing everything else that goes uninterrupted

True dat.

Well, we can always turn back the clock to see what movies were being created when Dean of Students Deb Myers was in College...

Gorgia on my jock... er mind... er never mind...

2011-11-17T11:49:00.001-08:00

Given the delightful plethora of sexy bikers about the Deep South, Bike Smut has been kicking back and taking account of its journeys. It wasnt long ago that the prospect of blanketing europe in our viscus lube seemed a laughable idea. Now that it has been accomplished we will try to keep things in perspective. A more through and hopefully pictorial trip down memory lane will be in order soon, but tonight we got hot bike sex to deliver!

THIS IS A- MER- A- FUCKING- CA!!

we do have our doubts about how many miles she rides on this particular bike

Starting with a sweet micro house show TONIGHT in Athens, GA!

Peach Pit
732 Pulaski
10pm (ish)
donations of shaking booties accepted

Friday we are in Savannah and Saturday in Jacksonville (reuniting with the Zombies)

image credit to The Epic Ride

get your adorable foible on!

2011-11-16T12:54:00.000-08:00

If you think whipped cream and love-seats can make for awkward lovemaking then you can also imagine what trouble bikes can get us into...

sometimes liberation comes when you least expect it.

image credit to freestylee

Try to get some revolutions on today!

objectify fluid guys

2011-11-14T11:42:00.000-08:00

Last time we checked in with the printing pretty pictures with dates of the week industry we found the hot and not very humid bikers of Bike Saviours in Tempe, AZ posing in a variety of exciting compromising positions.

Now we see that a handful of the sexy biker boys of our very own Portland, Oregon have stepped up to keep people properly hydrated.

Read all about it:

Water is an $800,000,000,000 industry in this world, but who's getting left out? PedalFresh is a project started in Portland, Oregon. It works by raising funds through creative projects that involve Portland's bike community to build renewably powered water filtration systems for implementation in non-industrialized parts of the world. Decommodifiyng global water systems is of dire importance for community survival around this planet.

Ever since we got around to reading the most influential science fiction novel of all time we have been fascinated with the stuff of our bodies are made of and how we make them more dehydrated. But for anyone not paying attention to the state of commodities markets, oil is over, water is the next big thing. Lets keep it flowing the whole world over.

If you wanna support the impending moistness, by all means buy a calendar and if you are in PDX head down to their opening this wednesday evening!

Campus Security Denies Your Right to Naked Assembly part 2

2011-11-13T12:44:00.001-08:00

When last we checked in with the folks at Asheville we learned that campus security likes to drive behind naked bikers. In this episode Bike Smut explains the principles of obscenity laws to said Warren Wilson College campus cops.

Thats right folks, obscenity is a community standard. It is more than your right, it is your obligation to learn and determine what you like and dont like. Dont let people who are not in your community define these things for you!

Savannah, Practice Safe BikeSex

2011-11-13T08:39:00.001-08:00

Most US streets are not considered particularly comfortable for most animals.

In fact, they are't considered safe for people either! Only humans with a protective shell are thought to be safe. What a mindfuck that the only ways a person is considered safe are:

A) engaging in the activity that makes it unsafe for others to travel (driving)

or

B) staying at home, where danger lurks at every corner

How does the bikesexual community respond to this pandemic of danger? Is turnabout fair play? How about Hit and run? Fuck and run? Fuck and ride?

Just try and escape our sexy bikes

Friday Nov 18th
No Control (space)
108 e. 40th st
10pm
$5 (suggested donation)

We may not have all the answers, but if you are a vulnerable road user consider making yourself vulnerable to the in-transit hook-up.

Campus Security Denies Your Right to Naked Assembly part 1

2011-11-11T11:20:00.001-08:00

Last night following an exciting Bike Smut house show on Warren Wilson College the attendees decided to head out on a naked ride...

It's all columns on 11/11/11

2011-11-10T21:29:00.001-08:00

The Orgasm Trail heads to Athens, GA!

Only a few months ago we were conquering the south of Europe in Athens, Greece and now we push down into the south of the USA to Athens, GA.

Hope we can erect more columns in some budding bike-sexual's pants, tomorrow evening!

Ben's Bikes
9pm
$8 donation w/ a raffle ticket and a cup for beer!

Appalachian Erotica

2011-11-09T08:10:00.000-08:00

The Orgasm Trails continues south to the land where tall bikes went from amusingly tall to "OMG that might kill us all" Tall.

Located just outside Asheville, NC, Warren Wilson College is notable for more than just having insane tall bikes and pornographers being one of the few colleges in the United States that requires on-campus students to work for the institution in order to graduate. This can be done in a variety of ways. Consider "servicing" the community this Thursday night!

Asheville
Thursday Nov 10th
Preston House
From Warren Wilson Road turn right at the Chapel on North

Pot Luck bring a dish to share
more details to follow

Story of Broke as(s) Fuck

2011-11-09T08:06:00.000-08:00

Its not about bikes or sex, but riding a bike usually means saving money by spending less money to have fun.

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Thank you annie leonard! Lets make a betting fucking democracy today!

Richmond For Pedal Revolution

2011-11-08T16:25:00.000-08:00

During our brief stay in New York our team got to take in some Hardcourt Bike Polo, a show at our new friends at The Living Theater and a bit of THE REVOLUTION. We loved swinging our mallets, our genitalia and meeting the people who might bring forth the political change that could produce a higher quality of life for the other 99%.

But for now we press on, for the Orgasm Trail is long and hard and must be ridden!

So tonight we recharge in Baltimore home to a variety of exciting debauched characters.

Tomorrow we press on to Richmond, VA, which besides hosting a variety of exciting moments in bikesexual history, was also a hotbed of revolutionary action:

"In 1775, Patrick Henry delivered his famous, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death", speech in St. John's Church in Richmond, crucial for deciding Virginia's participation in the First Continental Congress and setting the course for revolution and independence." - Historical nerd core info

Only tomorrow night, Its "Give me liberating, erotic, DIY movies of human-powered transportation or give me a pedal to the shin!"

Richmond, VA

304 Grace St
Doors @ 8:30
Show @ 9:15$3 Suggested Donation

Chopper Recovery

2011-11-03T07:45:00.000-07:00

WE GOT THE CHOPPER BACK!

Bike Smut accomplished many things on our 6-month tour, but few joys can compare to the reunification of The Chopper with its owner.

We started out with a dozen tips from various internet postings and eye witness accounts from various contraband vendors. The reports varied some, but most had one or two young boys walking it all over the city. Eventually the tips brought us to a sleepy suburb in East Berlin. Once there everyone we talked to remembered seeing it and pointed us in the direction of a park.

Pornographers searching around for a stolen bike in Autumn

Retrieving a stolen bike can be a stressful challenge. Here our protagonist is confidently walking up to the underage thief. Moments later he calmly says, "I'll take my bike back now."

And just like that, the bike is ours again

The first mounting after almost giving up hope feels so good

The appearance Chopper Kitty, the friendly neighborhood cat was deemed a good omen

For a week thoughts about how to repay the bike thieves filled our minds. What is the appropriate reaction? What about when the thief is only 15 (and a beat down could result in the cops being called)?

We wanted to share some of the principles that brought us here. To explain to the thief that for 3 years, this bike builder has taken every Friday afternoon to help educate people in bicycle repair and the creation of more mutant bikes, for free so that anyone who wanted one could make their own. It's obscenely fucked to come into a workshop, break a lock and steal a bike from a place that would give you parts and time to make your own. That he trying to sell if for 100 euros made it clear that he was not a very smart thief. That he walked around town claiming to have built it made it clear he doesn't have very bright friends.

In the end it was decided that time spent trying to demoralize a person who is clearly without morals is not as enjoyable as just riding bikes.

All told it was a pretty wild ride. The mother-child-like bond between the bike and its builder was clear. Bringing them back together will be a memory we will treasure.

Kick Off on the Orgasm Trail

2011-10-29T11:46:00.000-07:00

in two words,

IT'S ON!

be there 11/3/11 @ 11pm were $11 will get you $1 change that you want to see in the world

Multi media chopper theft action

2011-10-26T10:02:00.000-07:00

Achtung! Chopper news!It has been a whirlwind of controversy and scuttlebutt, as Berlin's greatest Chopper is still missing.Several sightings of it have come out in the past 36 hours. Conflicting reports of a large old stoner looking person as well as a pair of young school-age kids, walking around with it (reasonable, as it is far to large for anyone under 2 meters tall to ride comfortably).Local bike culture is up in arms over the theft, with calls for violent gangs to patrol the streets as well as phycological evaluations for the guilty. Everyone seems to be wondering the same question, "Why?" Sure it is a really smooth ride and it looks fucking cool; yet after a moment of consideration the thief must have realized that s/he could never comfortably ride it in this city. There is just too much likelyhood that he would be destroyed by vigilantes.more details on these local bike blogs:Cycling makes you beautiful bicycle collective Admiral in Kreuzberg

Berlin's Porno Chopper

2011-10-25T13:52:00.000-07:00

Breaking news: Berlin's best chopper was stolen today!

Just last night following a screening of Pippi Longstocking at the Kopi squat in Berlin the massive chopper known only as, "The Chopper" was stolen. The lock was found broken where the bike was left last night.

Any stolen bike is a terrible thing and while we would love to be able to post news about every stolen bicycle, we dont have the resources to even keep up with posting about our own hecktic tour schedule. But this is different, not only is it a magnificent chopper, with glorious ape-hanging body positioning, detailed welds and decked out with actually valuable bike parts, but in this case the bike was actually a porn star.

Where will this package rest now?!?

The bike and rider (or cycle and cyclist if you are feeling more PC about the "use relationship of bikes") were planning to attend the final screening of the also massive, 6-month Bike Smut European Tour in Berlin this Thursday.

Moreover, the owner and creator of The Chopper is finally able to view his package being delivered as he appears in this screening! The premiere of their own bike porn movie that had just been shot in Berlin two months earlier and was just edited in time for this show.

To combine the sweet satisfaction of witnessing a room full of sexy bikers appreciating your best pedal strokes with the gut wrenching notion that some thieving bastard may be riding around on your baby is horrific!

We are hoping to avoid that pain and provide that joy! You can help by taking note of interesting bicycles and telling a friend who lives in Berlin.

The Screening is to be quite the gala smutty affair, with the biggest names of the post-porn world coming together to appreciate grace, liberty, and hot fucking bikes. (ideally ones that are no hot because they were stolen)

Moreover, we have just confirmed our friend and orgasmatic machine, Mad Kate, (of "Too Much Pussy" fame) who promises to bring her impressive gyrating skills with a new porn bike of her own!

Thursday 27 October
Loophole
Boddinstr. 60
9pm

But it is all so bittersweet. Please keep your eyes open for this bike. If returned you will be granted discreet bike sexual favors, plus free bicycle maintenance and instruction every Friday afternoon for a year!

Fisting?!?! It's just a bit of hand sex.

2011-10-20T15:43:00.000-07:00

Here in Berlin we are just coming up to midnight, which means its time for INTERNATIONAL FISTING DAY!

Rev Phil with some great graffiti by our hosts in Valencia

A special day celebrating the curiously taboo act of 'fisting' which is "When one person puts their hand into another person’s erogenous entries."

The act has been previously painted as something:

violent - it's not, the act is extremely intimate and takes much more patience and communication than other sexual acts

Only for lesbians/gays - Why? Anyone with a hole and a caring and patient lover can do it.

perverse - Well, it is HAND sex! crazy!

Headed up by the beautiful and wonderful Queer Porn Starlets Courtney Trouble and Jiz Lee, International Fisting Day will aim to celebrate and normalize the act, as well as spread awareness about the unnecessary prejudice against the act.

Here at Bike Smut we have been trying to open people up to the act all tour, with our final film depicting a beautiful fisting scene on a bicycle. It has definitely been a point of controversy and you have one more chance to see it before we leave the continent. This Thursday in Berlin.

Loophole
Boddinstr. 60

Doors at 9.00
Films from 10pm
with a few special performances throughout

€ 4-7 donation
discount for sex workers and cyclists

Fist-curious and in need some hands on education? The youthful and exciting Judy Minx and Durtal are teaching a workshop on Sunday afternoon.

And hey, even God thinks fisting is great, and wrote about it in the Bible. Really no excuses now, just remember to tuck that thumb in, buddy!

If a terrorist can porn, you can too!

2011-10-16T14:11:00.000-07:00

This article, by Joshua Holland recently rebuffed the attempted association of pornography with terrorism.

There are pornography users, even addicts, who do not become terrorists.

WOW! We had thought that maybe we were causing a bit of a stir, but we didn't understand the full impact of our meaty movies. Having just completed Bike Smut's European Tour it might be time to examine some recent radical history (never mind our exciting times in Madison, WI)

From looters in London, to encouraging re-appropriation of wealth in Germany, to opening squats in Warsaw, to delivering a stirring radical message (or was that a massage?) in Turkey we are accustom to having our radical cake and eating it too. How else to describe bike activists driving all over the world?!?

Osama Bin Laden's cave computer had porn on it. 5 Terror Bites. That is quite a lot of porn (depending on your porn's quality), possibly enough to keep his troops satisfied.

News media can not help but mention finding a villain's porn stash. What better way to demoralize the enemy, because only people stuck in caves look at porn, right?

Someday, "Did the terrorists' cave have a porn stash?" might replace "Was the cyclist wearing a helmet?" as our new favorite media snark.

We need to know everything about our enemy and finding your foe's porn stash should provide months of research opportunities to dozens of highly paid military intelligence officers (and probably quite a few Blackwater operatives).

But of course this should not come as a surprise. Not unlike the terrorist who decides to fill up a canteen before poisoning a well, if someone decides to bring down the country responsible for making the majority of the world's pornography he or she will probably have stocked up on supplies.

If idle hands are the devil's playthings, then more Porn (and therefore more excited genitalia) in more hands would be a surefire way to curb terrorism. Unless Al Queda was training its troops to use their penises to blind unsuspecting (possibly underage) military personnel.

We are told that terrorists hate us because we are free. That could be true, but it seems more likely terrorists hate us cause we are comfortable, and our comfort comes at the suffering of others. Of course it is not necessary to cause suffering to enjoy comfort. But its not a luxury if everyone gets to enjoy it, so there has to be losers, and the more they lose the more others gain.

But there are people who get paid to make people feel bad, and they REALLY dont want you to be free.

You are right, creepy floating heads, some things are not suitable for youth; obscenity lurks in plain sight at nearly every freeway exit. But when a prepubescent Michelin Man demands more what are we to do?

With so much perversion in the world we sometimes wonder about renting a cave of our own.

Bike porn quantitative research report

2011-10-15T14:28:00.000-07:00

There's something about Italian cocks.

As soon as our miniature rabble breached the borders of Italy and commenced our pornographic depredations, our Bike Smut merchandise table experienced an entirely unprecedented swarming by condom-hungry Italians. They have far exceeded anything we have ever experienced. Now that we've been to nearly every country in Europe, it's time to hand the Italians their trophy in recognition of the sheer excessiveness of their rubber demand. Italy has officially won 1st prize for condom consumption in Europe! Congratulations, Italy! Be proud!

But we suspect that the reason lies not with the specific nature of Italian cocks and their desires for fall rubber fashion. It probably has more to do with the specific nature of the Italian government. With the conservatism of Berlusconi and the influence of the Catholic Church, Italians do not have access to the plentiful supplies of free birth control that most other Europeans have come to rely upon, thus giving them greater practical reason to shell out a coin for our brilliant Bike Smut condoms. Which, may we add, are great. They do have supper enhanced bicycle sexiness, are as strong as a bike patch, and have recently made an appearance in Berlin's first bike porn film. Even if you are not Italian and have a weekly gift bag from Planned Parenthood delivered to your door, you should definitely check them out at your next Bike Smut show.

München mag Ihr Fahrrad

2011-10-13T06:05:00.000-07:00

63 bike porn shows. 21 bikesexual countries. Bike Smut is the longest and hardest bike porn in Europe. But all things must come to a climax, and then, a conclusion. So with one last thrust we will explode through the finish line of our personal sex party velodrome that is the continent of Europe.

Our final scheduled show in Europe is tomorrow night in the city of Munich (world famous for having its own municipal Linux distribution). It has taken us five years to make it this far. It will probably be at least another five years before we can return, so here is your last chance, Europeans! Come to Munich for the last Euro Bike Smut hurrah!

Presented by the superb Munich Bike Kitchen at Kafe Marat, Thalkirchnerstrasse 102, Friday, 14 October at 20.00. That's it! Do it now or forever hold your piece!

But wait! Word is coming of maybe one more last minute show in Berlin! This could be huge cargo bike full of hype for nothing. Stay tuned for the thrilling details! But even if we show again in Berlin, come to Munich and act really excited!

Bike Calendar season is upon us again!

2011-10-13T04:36:00.000-07:00

Its not even post Halloween and we are already seeing the beautiful bodies on bikes parade is rolling though again! Time to hop on that ever so alluring sexy bicycle calendar train. 1st stop, our friends from America's hottest little bike town, Tempe (you know the city living inside of Phoenix?) have delivered another visual mixer of bodies, ideas and genders.

The Bike Saviours have been organizing people and keeping the moving on the streets for several years and this is their third calendar.

The past few years of calendars have been pretty righteous, here is their first calendar, and again last year with an interview with calendar queen, Heather Hooch, one of those great people who can parity sex with bikes and do it with style.

Owning your own sexuality and your own transportation is about as hott as it gets. Its the middle of the desert, they would know.

Plugging in the Swiss holes

2011-10-12T00:48:00.000-07:00

We have -10 minutes to hit the road in this small unknown village outside Modena, so we have only the time right now to say BAM! BAM! Tonight is our second-to-last European show!

Away we go, up through the Alps, to the city that has perhaps the highest standard of living in the world, and perhaps the richest residents. But it also has bike porn, which makes it ok.

So here's your almost-last-chance, Europe!
Tonight, 21 October
20.00
Autonomer Beauty Salon, Hohlstrasse 485, Zürich

Trilingual Media Exposure

2011-10-09T10:54:00.000-07:00

The Bike Smut Euro Tour has had some shining moments of press glory - from the famous Malmo Media Maelstorm, to the Bucharest review that was mysteriously vanished from the net - but since we started slamming through the final Mediterranean stretch of our tour we have really been kicking it up a notch - a notch three countries big.

Madrid's alternative periodical Diagonal gave what may be the fullest expression yet of bike porn theory and practice ever published in Spanish-language media. The key points of bike porn were all there, from the 'the young androgynous anarcho-punk' Liberty Sprocket proclaiming how "finding your own speech is empowering," to Rev. Phil explaining how to "take control of your life in bed and in the streets," and Poppy Cox reminding us that ultimately, biking "gives you a hard ass."

We don't know what the French said about us. But they did a fine job of capturing our Grenoble show in action and of giving our own Liberty Sprocket a perhaps more suiting and exciting name. This Grenoble video is also notable as an example of what to NEVER EVER do when creating a news report on Bike Smut. There is period of approximately 0.75 seconds in the news clip when the bike porn films are visible. NO. This is not permitted. Ever. We would have had our Bike Smut h4xx0rs put a hit on this video, but we received specific permission from the filmmakers whose video is shown that they were ok with it, so now here it is for us to share and you to learn from.

Milan. Nothing compares to Milan. When we hit GQ Italia before we even reached Italy, we knew that it would be two nights of Bike Smut media different from all other Bike Smut media. We will try to post a full round up of Milan media and interviews with giant penises when we get the chance. In the meantime, just observe:

Italiano ciclo-erotismo

2011-10-06T03:20:00.000-07:00

Italians make some sexy bikes. This is verified by the power of the Internet.Italians love sex. This is verified by the power of sexy Italians who keep on showing up to our screenings.

Thus it is not surprising that the Italian media has been in an uproar over our upcoming Italian shows:

"The weekend in Milan, the last leg of a European tour kicked off last April, will unfold between projections of branded Bike Porn movies, autoscostruzione laboratories (including sex toys !!!), music performances and live sets (for the occasion Pablito Drita and her new album features 8-bit "Little computer disk"). So c'mon, put the fun Between Your Legs!"

http://www.corriere.it/cronache/11_settembre_29/bike-festival-fiaschetti_40f57fc6-eaac-11e0-ae06-4da866778017.shtml

http://milano.zero.eu/eventi/2011/10/07/bike-smut-festival/

http://www.usthemyours.com/them/bike-smut-festival-pronti-per-il-ciclo-erotismo/

http://piemonte.indymedia.org/article/13399

ITALY, IT STARTS NOW!

Torino
Thursday 6 October
Csoa Gabrio,
via revello 3
20 dinner, 21.30 film, night bike ride to follow

Milano
Everything you could ever want in bike sex!
Friday 7 October
At CASCINA TORCHIERA (p.le Cimitero Maggiore 18, Milano)
21.30h - Bike Smut screening
00.30h - PABLITO EL DRITO game boy live set, presentation of new album "Little computer disco (RXSTNZ records)
Throughout the evening - Hard stencilism by Serpica Naro

Saturday 8 October
SOS FURNACE (via moscova 5, Rho)
17.00 - Bike sex laboratories:
_ Bike Sexy Dance
_ Bike Porn Collage
_ DIY Sex Toys
20.00h - nutritional aperitif
21.30h - Bike Smut screening
00.30h - electro-trash DJ sets with:
_ZIA LOLLO
_PUNTO G
_DEGENERE REBEL SOUND
For more info: bikesmutmilano@gmail.com and Facebook

Rome
Sunday 9 October
MONDRIAN SUITE
via dei Piceni 41/43 ROME
19:30

GENDER
via faleria 9
23:00

Modène
Tuesday 11 October
Ciclofficina Popolare Rimessa in Movimento Modena
Viale Monte Kosica 89
facebook event

21.00

With a show in Zurich on Wednesday and Munich on Friday we have only days before we scream back to catch a flight from Berlin! Get in touch quick!

Bike Smut hero lauded

2011-10-05T20:00:00.000-07:00

When the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania, took his mayoral might to the boulevards in a fit of anti-automative destruction, Bike Smut was aroused. Now we know that we were not the only ones to be so excited. Mayor Arturas Zoukas has now been honored with the Ig Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his radical solution to urban car terror. The citation is specifically for "demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank."

The Ig Nobel prizes are a prestigious award that honors ground-breaking global scientific research. Mayor Zoukas shares this year's award with such luminaries as Anna Wilkinson, Natalie Sebanz, Isabella Mandl and Ludwig Huber their paper "No Evidence Of Contagi ous Yawning in the Red-Footed Tortoise Geochelone carbonaria," Anna Wilkinson, Natalie Sebanz, Isabella Mandl, Ludwig Huber, Current Zoology, vol. 57, no. 4, 2011. pp. 477-84. Mayor Zoukas traveled to Harvard University last month to receive his Ig Nobel at the awards ceremony.

We congratulate Mayor Zuokas on his achievement. We wish him the greatest success in exploring further innovations in state-sponsered anti-car militancy.

Coming back to phily!

2011-10-05T18:33:00.000-07:00

From a cinema collective's living room to the mosaic-covered walls of the Magic Gardens, we have had some pretty wild shows in Philadelphia. So it is with great pride that we announce a blooming partnership with the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride.

Yup, lots of attractive people not wearing clothes, being political just with their presence. Pretty hot, we think!We are looking for a venue, so if you have a suggestions let us know!

Packing in the Euro Porn

2011-10-01T09:21:00.000-07:00

Show details come at us pretty fast. Just in the past few hours we have new shows in Italy and Switzerland. This makes for some pretty upset people when local bike perverts find out about our show a day late.

Don't let it happen to you! Because we are in the midst of a gruelling 10 day orgy of non-stop bike sex, we present to you here your one-stop shop for all the information you'll need to satisfy your bikesexual desires over the next week!
... And since you are reading this you are obligated to take the extra step and make sure it does not happen to your friends!

BEHOLD! SOUTH CENTRAL EUROPE HAS SPOKEN!

Dijon
Saturday 1 October
in the cellar of Les Tanneries squat (17 Blvd de Chicago)
18.30h - Bike Smut screening
Preceded by cocktails and aphrodisiacs.
Prix libre

Lyon
Two days of sexy bike frolics!
Sunday 2 October
10.00h - bike polo at Rue Philippe de Lassalle, Croix-Rousse
14.30h - 'Bare as you dare' naked bike ride from the auditorium Part-Dieu to La Feyssine Parc Naturel Urbain
16.00h - cake and bike games at Feyssine

Monday 3 October
19.00h - Bike Smut screening at Tostaki (1, Rue Saint-Benoît, 69001 Lyon)
22.00h - gold sprints

Annecy
FAIL

Lausanne, Switzerland
MYTHO-AVANT-GARDE OBLO UNDERGROUND FESTIVAL
Wednesday 5 October
At Cinema Oblo, Av. de France 9
23.00h - Bike Smut screening
Following an evening of mytho-avant-garde underground films beginning at 20.00h.

Torino
Thursday 6 October
Csoa Gabrio,
via revello 3
20 dinner, 21.30 film, night bike ride to follow

Milano
Everything you could ever want in bike sex!
Friday 7 October
At CASCINA TORCHIERA (p.le Cimitero Maggiore 18, Milano)
21.30h - Bike Smut screening
00.30h - PABLITO EL DRITO game boy live set, presentation of new album "Little computer disco" (RXSTNZ records)
Throughout the evening - Hard stencilism by Serpica Naro

Saturday 8 October
SOS FURNACE (via moscova 5, Rho)
17.00 - Bike sex laboratories:
_ Bike Sexy Dance
_ Bike Porn Collage
_ DIY Sex Toys
20.00h - nutritional aperitif
21.30h - Bike Smut screening
00.30h - electro-trash DJ sets with:
_ZIA LOLLO
_PUNTO G
_DEGENERE REBEL SOUND
For more info: bikesmutmilano@gmail.com and Facebook

WHEW! That is a good run. Zurich and Munich are almost set with maybe a final show in Berlin or some other town along the way.

We hope there is still time for Rome on the 10th... our bikes cant fuck the entire city in just a day.

Chronicle of a bitch on wheels

2011-10-01T00:40:00.000-07:00

Inspiration is what we're all about, here at Bike Porn Industries International. We dedicate ourselves to sharing the art of an incredible group of different film-makers, just to demonstrate that you too can take the power of your bicycle and your sexuality into your own hands, and use it to save the world and satisfy your desires.

So we are very excited when we see that inspiration take hold and produce fruit from the loins of bikesexuals. Especially when it sprouts in unexpected places and forms. Like an erotic short story about a Bike Smut alley cat ride, as recounted in the comments section of a Madrid alternative newspaper. Because it is indeed the sexiest writing about an alleycat race that we have ever encountered, we give you the "Chronicle of a Bitch on Wheels," in the original Spanish. An awkward but still inspiring Google translation can be found here.

Crónica de una perra sobre ruedas

Por @SUPONEPÉREZ

Una tórrida tarde de asfalto en Madrid. Es sábado. Dejo la ropa mojada en la lavadora y salgo en bici. Me dirijo a una gymkana sobre ruedas en el marco del Bike Porn Fest. Temor y expectación en las venas. Yo seré perra, pero las que organizan ni te cuento.

Seis pruebas en seis puntos calientes de la urbe. “Lo importante en esta competición erótica festiva no es la velocidad sino la creatividad y el guarreo”. Perfecto, hoy no me apetecen polvos rápidos, prefiero remolonear en mi sillín.

Pistoletazo de salida. Nuestras bicis cruzadas sobre la calle estrecha y pelada de aceras cortan el tráfico. Las montamos y escapamos en parejas a tomar la ciudad con nuestros cuerpos y nuestras bicis.

Prueba uno en la Catedral de la Almudena: foto erótica con tu pareja. Bendita sea, sólo se me ocurren obscenidades pensando en bodorrios.

Prueba dos, en una tienda de bicis. Una de las organizadoras, maquinilla de afeitar en mano, nos ordena: “Elegid un lugar de vuestro cuerpo, él ya lo ha hecho”. Él, que trabaja en la tienda, sólo viste un delantal que le cubre por delante; se da la vuelta y decido pelarme como él.

Prueba tres en el Retiro. Me atan a mi pareja con una cadena de bici grasienta, bien apretada, y tiran el tronchacadenas al lado de una colmena de familias. Me siento como una perra atada en busca de su hueso mientras me azotan con un látigo made in el taller de juguetes eróticos del festival. Al principio duele, después escuece, luego me gusta.

Prueba cuatro, en el Corte Inglés. Gasa, satén, tafetán, el vestuario es una fiesta de vestidos caros y horteras. Mi proceso de conversión en perra se agudiza a la velocidad del flash. El book nos lleva tanto tiempo que no llegamos a la quinta prueba, en la sede del PP. Imagínesela. Tampoco llegamos a la del masaje en el Templo de Debod; me quedo sin mi plato de caricias.

Evidentemente, no gano el collar de perra de la competición, pero me siento sexy, tengo el culo duro y siento que la calle y la noche también son mías.

From public nudity to bike porn

2011-09-30T03:35:00.000-07:00

Bike Smut depends on a community of support to exist. We travel from one strange foreign city to another, and without networks of trusting and caring bikesexuals to care for us, we would be cold and starving by the side of the highway. Without community, we would probably just be putting pictures of ourselves masturbating with our bicycles online, instead of travling the world sharing inspiring radical art. And how do we create this community? Naked bike rides are a great way to start. Two months ago, Bike Smut didn't have any shows scheduled in France and knew almost no one. Then, one rainy day at the DIY Bike Fest in Scheveningen, The Netherlands, we rallied a team to race a Dutch cargo bike naked through the streets. Now one of those naked racers is about to appear in his first bike porn movie, and the other is organizing tonight's bike porn show at her French squat.

So come, meet with us, engage with us, and let's make something great happen. And let's do it naked.

The show tonight:
Saturday, 1 October, 18.30
in the cellar of Les Tanneries squat, 17 Blvd de Chicago
Preceded by cocktails and aphrodisiacs.
Prix libre

To be followed in the same space by an unassociated concert of a 'sludge doom' band.

A little bicycle in the genitals

2011-09-30T02:38:00.000-07:00

"Bike is the caress of the wind, the sun's heat, the rain beads sliding on our bodies heated by the continuous effort of our muscles...." So quoth the vélorutionnaires of Grenoble, home to the cycling advocacy organization Un P'tit Vélo Dans la Tête. Since 1994, Un P'tit Vélo Dans la Tête (A Little Bike In the Head) has been holding it down for the velo set, advancing the goal of a bicycle utopia at the foot of the Alps through both practical and political manoeuvres. And what better way to embolden a city's cyclists than a night of celebration of the erotic nature bicycle-mediated human liberation?

Tonight Bike Smut is invited to Grenoble to share the fine art of bike porn with Un P'tit Vélo Dans la Tête. We will be gathering in town and riding together to the group's workshop for the show:

19.30 - Meet at the Place Verdun in Grenoble with your bike
20.00 - Depart to the campus of St Martin d'Hères
20.30 - Bikeporn festival at the campus workshop

The workshop is at 921 rue des résidences, St Martin d'Hères. Forward to bike love!

Marseille triumphant

2011-09-29T03:48:00.000-07:00

We tumbled into Marseille with just a dream, a bicycle and an assload of sexiness. We made the long and dangerous journey along the treacherous and squalid south coast of France from a peaceful squat with a murder-suicide and 13 bullet holes to this brand new downtown squat in a building owned by the Catholic Church. We didn't have a show scheduled in Marseille, only glimmer of hope and a last-minute promise of a place to lay our heads. But now, now we have so much! Not just mere bike porn for Marseille, but electro bike porn!

Bike Smut has been given the green light to take off for the interstellar reaches of bikesexual glory tonight at the Association le No squat, address 14 Rue Ferdinand Rey, accompanied by intense electro rhythms. The schedule for our ignition:

Thursday, October 29
Bike Porn''electro''
19h doors open
21h screening of Bike Smut
with actors of the film

22h Crackhead Worm
electronica idm
Lsd prod, twist record

Dj Youz
Electro Break
twisted record

Ujjain
Psy trance
LSD Prod

VJ
IAAAI
Michou pink
Kalamity frame

//put on your sexiest bike
//1 euro membership + free price
//gauge limited

Get on it, Marseille! And no, we' have no clue what Google Translate means by 'gauge limited'.

Francophilia, la deuxième

2011-09-26T03:47:00.000-07:00

France. We've been there. Planted our flag on that cheesy soil. What more could this land yield?

Oh my! Quelle excitation!

More queer squatted bike porn for everyone!
Tuesday the 27th, 21.00h
Le Trou De Balle, 89 Rue de Fenouillet, Toulouse
Following the leotard workshop.

A new Gaulish venture begins now, as Bike Smut heads back across the Pyrenees to zip through the south of France, beginning with Toulouse on Tuesday, followed quickly by Grenoble, Dijon, Lyon and Annecy, all in one week. Marseille? Can they make it happen in time? Get on it, Marseille!

My Fucked Up Parking

2011-09-24T06:42:00.000-07:00

Bike Smut is saved from the precipice of disaster! Just in time to launch itself once again into a gnashing pit of bikefun sexytimes in Barcelona!

The Spanish state clearly has a furious aggression towards cars. Which we heartily applaud, but most certainly not when it is applied against Bike Smut and our holy mission of propagandizing the bicycle (which unfortunately at the moment relies by necessity on our use of motorized transport). It was traumatizing enough when our tour van was towed in Madrid for improper parking, to be retrieved after 300 Euros just in time for a late start to our raucous show at the Patio Maravillas squat. But now to have our van disappeared for a second time in Spain? Truly, we are suffering. But we now have our van back, at the repeated expense of several hundred Euros, and having recovered the invaluable archives of bike porn movies contained within, we are once again fully ready with our pornographic armaments to unleash the fury of bike sex tonight.

But, besides the terror of trying to safely park in Spanish cities, these towing incidents bring up an important point: Bike Smut is not funded. When we experience calamities like these, Bike Smut pays for it out of it's own nearly-empty pockets. We rely entirely on the donations and merchandise revenue that we receive at our shows to get us from city to city and to cover the often extreme costs of long-term international touring. We depend completely on the generosity of our community of bikesexuals to keep us going, so, to prevent Bike Smut from being permanently grounded by another excessive towing fee, support the things that you love! Come to our shows, give us some love, give us some dirty filthy money, buy our handmade underwear and branded condoms, and we promise that we will keep the bike porn growing. And you can do all this just this very night!

This night in Barcelona we will be squeezing into the fixie bike shop My Beautiful Parking, address Calle de Cervantes 5, at 21.00, for a red hot bike porn show. More details can be found on crackbook or the MBP blog.

Tonight's show follows a torrid alleycat race last night across the frequently bewildering city of Barcelona, in which Bike Smut's own Liberty Sprocket secured a triumphant last place finish. He became separated from his guide in the last lengths of the race while trying to ram his bicycle through a horde of tourists and became lost in the old city, hopelessly wandering the swarming alleys for days surviving off of dumpstered donuts until he miraculously found safe haven at My Beautiful Parking. We are very thankful that he made it back alive without being elbowed to death by tourists.

Critical Ass de Valencia

2011-09-22T01:21:00.000-07:00

According to Brussels' premiere naked activist or "necktavist", Jerome Nature, Spain is the home of naked cycling. Ciclonudista has been alive and strong years before the World Naked Bike Ride.

We were sitting in the park killing time waiting for an impromptu Critical Mass to start. I asked the dozen bikers who had gathered to tell us something good and bad about the porn they have seen. It was a nice exercise giving a few quiet voices a chance to be heard when the local organizer said, "what if we ride our bikes naked for a bit then have a conversation about bikes and porn?"

What if indeed.

That was not only the fastest change from discussion group to naked bicycle ride EVER (less than 2 min after the suggestion we were rolling out in various forms of undress) but also one of the most pleasant naked bike rides many of us veterans had ever been on. There was no alcohol necessary to stiffen our nerves, no darkness to "hide our shame" and no 100s or 1000s of naked bikers to dominate the street. Just a modest crew enjoying a warm summer's day without hords of people leering uncontrollably or making tasteless comments. All we saw were dozens of pleased faces, smiling and clapping and cheering us on!

Not to say that most naked rides are plagued by negative behavior, but as exhilarating as "feeling the breeze" is, there is usually at least one lame spectator we quickly try to forget.

In this case we had a troop of joggers passing us chants about wanting bikes and sex. Yup we got passed by mostly naked joggers. It was that chill.

Valencia is ready for a show tonight!

Valence Bicycles in Valencia

2011-09-17T08:39:00.000-07:00

And now... SCIENCE. The science of bike porn.

This week Bike Smut is travelling to Valencia, Spain, and this inspired a great scientific discovery concerning the formation of relationships between bikesexuals, which we hope to put to the test during our convocations of bikesexuals in Valencia with the post-porn collective Idea Destroying Muros, which is happening

FIRST
for a Critical Mass ride on Wednesday at 19.00h at the Turia River under the Puente de las Artes,

and SECOND,
at the bike porn screening, which will be Thursday at 21.00h in the Teatro de Los Manantiales, Calle de Alzira 9.

So... science?

In the structure of the atom, the outermost shell of electrons contains what are called the valence electrons (at least for main group elements - it can be more complicated for transition metals). These are the electrons that can form chemical bonds with other atoms by combining or interacting with other valence electrons to merge the shells of multiple atoms into a harmonious molecule.

We have a theory that the same principle applies to bikesexuals.

Consider this: the active mediator of a bond between two bikesexuals is, of course, the bicycle. So we can say that the bicycles that create these bonds are the valence bicycles. All of the bicycles that a bikesexual possesses orbit around the bikesexual at different energy levels - some bicycles are more energetic than others, as any experienced cyclist will know. The bicycles that share the share the highest energy level are the sluttiest bicycles: they like to get around with as many riders as possible. It is thus these bicycles that will interact with the bicycle orbitals of other bikesexuals and create cycle bonds between them. The number of bicycles in a bikesexual's highest energy orbital will determine the number of other bikesexuals that they can bond to - or multiple valence bicycles could create a single very strong bond with one other bikesexual.

But how many valence bicycles does a bikesexual need? Clearly, eight is about the right number. That, or none; sometimes it may be best to let your slutty bicycles leave off and ride with someone else and just keep your inner circle of private, sedate bicycles. So each bikesexual will tend to share valence bicycles, or grab or discard them until they are complete and balanced. And each of these bicycle interactions are these basis of the bonds between bikesexuals. This is what brings our community together, in the most intimate and electrifying manner possible.

Come Valencia, there will be much experimentation!

Bike Porn Conquistadors

2011-09-13T09:36:00.000-07:00

It is hard to express how exciting it is to witness a community of people rise up together to take on a challenge, to see an issue worthy of their time, to gather their forces and state their common goals and then work towards them. The issues of sexism, racism, genderism, transportationsim are all relevant issues that affect us in a variety of ways. But with the power of a community organized we can achieve a new glorious tomorrow.

Behold, Madrid has come forth to declare its bikesexuality. The organizers did not all know each other when they started but they all have decided to work together to make it happen.

Want to join the workshop? Contact them direct at bikepornmadrid[at]gmail[dawt]com

Workshops, movies, dancing... as one might expect with Spain's capital city, they are doing it with style.

Friday 16 Sept
CSOA Casablanaca
c/Santa Isabel 21

Saturday 17 Sept
EPA Patio Maravillas
c/Pes 21

Bailamos! Cantamos! Porkamos!

Post Parisan Climax Reflex

2011-09-11T18:50:00.000-07:00

Oh la mutha fuckin la!

Tremendous thanks go out to our Paris hosts who made it possible for us to have such an amazing time.

We had pretty good feeling about things. A beautiful day in a beautiful city is a good start to just about any story. Having some great media from Carfree France, in Metro, on IndyMedia, Veloroution, PigonFixe, and Surplace doesnt hurt either.

Nicolas Ehrahrt Cycles were great hosts for our bike porn Aperitif! Not only did they rearange their shop and open their doors and arms to our smutty selves they also did an emergency bike tube replacement (a blowout just before a bike ride is about to start is usually a terrible thing). And we are so glad they did because they made it possible for us to join in the fun of Paris Chill Racing's Sunset Bike Ride. Imagine nearly 100 sexy bikers bombing through the streets of Paris en mass sprinting between traffic in their underwear (or less). It was definitely the best group ride of the Euro Tour!

Our hosts at Le Houla Oups put up with a ton of drunken french bicycle tomfoolery. With the venue so packed there were was a constant rotation of people trying to get a view and escaping for fresh air. Apparently the police were less excited than the rest of us. We shut the party down 2 hours early, foregoing the last series of movies, performances and a special local bondage expert who was going to tie a girl up to a pillar with bike tubes. And the bar owner must appear in court. Yikes!

The silver lining is that just before the police shut us down we got to see the performance by Tad Girls Squad. Their silver demonic sexual beings constructing a bike out of a beautiful submissive girl was, for lack of other sufficient words, epic. In an evening of amazing art they stole the show. That and the wild afterparty in the middle of a massive park with dance music until dawn made for a pretty fantastic evening. This is a great example of what a community can accomplish when people work together. Thanks for all the people who did it in the media and in the road (and for those at the park, in the bushes).

We expect many more images to come our way soon

Naked ride Philly

2011-09-10T09:11:00.000-07:00

They know how to do it in Philidelphia. Moreover the participents seem to understand the variety of reasons for riding a bike naked and they look adorable while doing it.

We plan to join their ranks when we return the United States in October. Ideally we will have our own naked Peloton that will whisk us around the city at dramatic high speed, possibly slowing down to enjoy South Phily's pretzels and mosaics.

A Rendezvous in Paris

2011-09-09T05:51:00.000-07:00

It was a dark and stormy night in Paris, as Agent Liberty Sprocket cycled silently down the Champs-Élysées on his vintage Raleigh 10-speed to the rendezvous point. He smoothly dismounted as he approached the obelisk at the center of the Place de la Concorde and cast a furtive surveying glance across the square. As Liberty Sprocket walked up to the massive obelisk, erected on the site of the infamous guillotine of the reign of terror, a thin figure in a long trench coat and wide-brimmed hat strode out of the swirling mist.

"Comrade Sprocket," the mysterious figure said to him as she wheeled her Fuji fixed gear conversion to the base of the obelisk, "the Parisian section of the Bicycle Liberation Front is very grateful that you were able to make it here to aid us in our struggle. Especially in these difficult times - we know how dangerous it is to make it through the ring road defences."

"Anything for our comrades, Comandante Presta. Do you have the action plans for tomorrow?"

"Yes, of course." Presta turned the false lugging on her frame a quarter turn clockwise and popped open the hidden top tube compartment on her bicycle, taking out a rolled up sheet of seemingly blank paper. Liberty Sprocket took the paper from her hands, unrolled it and brushed a few drops of Tri-Flow chain lube across the sheet, activating the invisible ink on the page.

Liberty Sprocket quickly assessed the top secret plans contained in the document. "Excellent, Comandante. We'll be ready to meet your forces at the rally point tomorrow at the appointed time. God speed. And remember, comrade: there will be no revolution without sexual revolution, and there will be no sexual revolution without bikesexual revolution."

"Venceremos, Agent Sprocket!"

Back in the BLF safehouse, Liberty Sprocket went over the details of the plan more closely:

Saturday, 10/09/2011:

18H> 20H @ Nicolas Ehrahrt Cycles: Aperitif "grease and sawdust" with BIKE SMUT

20H> 21H: Sunset Bike Ride with the Paris Chill Racing

21H> As much you can @ Le Houla Oups: Screening of BIKE SMUT and performance in all genres with the TAD GIRLS SQUAD and surprise guests, plus your desires most ulterior....

Donations welcome; we're counting on you to support the Revolution!

Do we need to specify? Entry reserved for over 17 years.

He knew that Saturday would bring a glorious new dawn for Paris' bicycles.

Parisian Velo Erotica

2011-09-09T00:01:00.000-07:00

a single credo: "The sexual revolution through the cycling revolution"

We have been in France for only 12 hours and already we have made it onto the front page of Metro, Paris' largest daily publication. Mighty exciting stuff, and it would not be possible if the sex-positive bikers of Paris had decided that our cause was worth working for. They made it happen and we are quite stoked!

Not since blogerific event of Bristol, UK or magnificent media in Malmo, Sweden have we seen such a perfect smutty storm brewing. Not to mention such ominous phrases such as this: "Unless the police headquarters in Paris prohibits the happening."

What was that? Salt Lake; Mobile; Ankara, Turkey; Koper, Slovenia; Gdansk, Poland all had shows without so much as a mention of police or the trouble they cause! But now that we are in sexually aware Paris? Well it seems unlikely, but given the crazy nature of the European Tour so far... who knows!?!

Time to go hang out in bed on a laptop in lingerie.

PS we are still want to do a show in Nantes and Bordeaux. If you know people in those cities please put us in touch with them!

Going queer in "gay Paris"

2011-09-08T19:43:00.000-07:00

Warning this message has almost no Engrish

Saturday at 18:00 - Sunday at 02:00
Location
Cycles Nicolas Ehrhart >>> Le Houla Oups
33, Rue Davy - 17e >>> 4, Rue Basfroi - 11e
Paris, France

Le collectif BIKE SMUT est à Paris !

J - 3 !!!

BIKE SMUT, c'est un collectif anarcho-Punk & Queer & Made In Portland à vélo qui, à grands coups de Films et de Performances cyclo-pornographiques (Ou érotico-vélocipédiques ?), compte bien vous convaincre qu'il est urgent de pédaler et de baiser sans entrave...

Quelque soit votre Sexe/Genre/Sexualité,
Quelque soit la marque de votre vélo,

La REVOLUTION SEXUELLE passe par la REVOLUTION CYCLISTE !

BIKE SMUT, le Blog >>> http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/

xOxOx

SAMEDI 10/09/2011, venez rejoindre le collectif BIKE SMUT avec "votre plus belle monture" (Un vélo, de préférence !).

18H > 20H @ Cycles Nicolas Ehrahrt : Apéritif "graisse et sciure" avec BIKE SMUT { http://cyclesnicolasehrhart.over-blog.com/ }

20H > 21H : Sunset Bike Ride avec le Paris Chill Racing { http://parischillracing.tumblr.com/ }

21H > Autant qu'tu peux @ Le Houla Oups { http://www.myspace.com/lehoulaoups } : Projection des films BIKE SMUT + Performances en tout Genres avec le TAD GIRLS SQUAD et des invités surprises* + Vos désirs les plus inavoués...

Prix LIBRE (On n'a pas dit gratuit ; On compte sur vous pour financer la Révolution !)

Doit-on vous le préciser ? Entrée réservée au plus de 17 ans.

* : MALHEUREUSEMENT, pas de concert d'INFECTICIDE { http://www.facebook.com/infecticide } parce que "les concerts, ça fait du bruit". Retrouvez INFECTICIDE @ Chez Moune, Mercredi 07/09/2011.

xOxOx

Did ya catch all that? Our hosts are quite excited and have put together an impressive assortment of performers at two different locations!

Saturday, 10 September

*18h00
@ Cycles Nicolas Ehrhart (33, Rue Davy - 75017 Paris) - Turpinos - The Party "Apéritif Graisse et sciure" begins
*20h00
- The Sunset Bike ride starts

*21h30
@ Houla Oups (4, Rue Basfroi - 75011 Paris)
- Bike Smut Movies
- Tad Girls Squad Performance (Girl On Wheels?); Loran Qui is playing the music?
- Le Kiosque (Sophie) will leave
- Amaury will arrive?
- Tom de Pékin drawings
- Amaury Bondage Performance

Get the goods before you get shredded

Amen, Amiens!

2011-09-08T06:04:00.000-07:00

Tonight Amiens will shake with the exuberant exultations of winged pornographic cherubs as Bike Smut arrives to frolic France.

Between the three of us currently on this Bike Smut Euro Tour we can just barely speak enough French to get slapped (we hope) but somehow we have managed to arrange this screening without English. Thus far the mild mannered gestures for bike-sex have proven to be as universal as the international language of love.

Widely known for having among the largest religious erections in all of Europe, we can only hope as many tourists will flock to gawk at our impressive vaulted "cathedrals"

Thursday, the 8th of Septembre
Le Squat Grande
Grande Rue du Petit Saint-Jean, Pont-de-Metz
8:30pm
Donations

Scraping by in Brussels

2011-09-07T09:14:00.000-07:00

Maybe it should come as no surprise that in the most indecisive nation in the world Bike Smut would go down to the wire when it came to deciding on a venue for our show. But finally, after having our original venue cancel, one brave soul has stepped forward to provide us a home and help bike porn sprout in Brussels.

So here is your last minute Bike Smut information:
Flourish le Flemish
150 Leopold I , Brussels
21:00

And with the organizational impetus of 'militant nudist' Jerome Nature behind our Brussels show, come prepared to shed clothing.

Bike Ride Sussex

2011-09-01T20:56:00.001-07:00

They call it London by the Sea, and with nude beaches, clean water and movies like, "Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging" it stands to reason that they deserve a naked bike ride then some inspiring erotic movies on the beach with a umbrella drink and maybe some light reading.

Friday September 2rd

BRIGHTON

The Malborough Theatre

doors at 9.30

show at 10pm
5 pounds
Bare as you dare bike ride
Meeting at 8pm at Cranks bike workshop on chapel st
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=108656859236954
Afterparty downstairs in the Marlborough pub with Britons finest bikesexuals.

If this show goes down as planned we will have concluded quite a sussexful tour of the UK. On to Brussels!

Colorama me badd!

2011-09-01T08:26:00.000-07:00

After an extended 4 day vacation due to vast northern UK lameness (centered in Liverpool) our team of bikesexuals figured they would be able to plow through the rest of the UK without any trouble. But after our 2nd all night dance party in as many days and facing two more in the next two days we know that it will be a good challenge to keep our cadence. Maybe we can just get some kind Southern Faeries to provide encouragement. Spurring us on with some handmade bike whips perhaps?

TONIGHT!
Colorama Cinema
52-56 Lancaster Street
London SE1
Thursday September 1st
8pm Alley Rat race then movies afterward, then on to our final UK show in Brighton tomorrow!

Tick tock we don't stop!

Western Front Well Lubed And Ready For Action

2011-09-01T05:36:00.001-07:00

Hawt news from the not too distant future of bikesex!

Behold the month of September! (and a bit of October)

In only a couple weeks time our schedule has gone from dry bottom bracket to packed tight with grease and spinning wildly!

We wonder if those four shows in four locations in four days helped get the news of our impending awesome out.

In just a week of preparations and promotions our Paris show already has over 100 people attending and will span two days (or maybe three)!

We are still looking for the perfect community of bikesexuals in Bordeaux, Nantes, France and Valencia, Spain. If you know people in those areas please get them in touch with us!

Bike Smut gets schooled

2011-08-31T06:59:00.000-07:00

Let us cast our minds back, if you will, to the days when bike porn was but still a traveling collection of illuminated manuscripts concerning the sexual adventures relevant to horse-drawn carts.

It was in the year of our Lord 1209 that Oxford students first began "taking refuge from hostile townsmen" by running off to the quiet town of Cambridge to carry on their explorations of heady medieval theory, thus seeding the University of Cambridge. So Bike Smut finds itself treading the well-worn paths of history, traveling to Cambridge to practice our art after being spurned by the Oxford townspeople. While our Oxford experience may not rise to the scale of the St. Scholastica Day Riot, we did find our planned show blocked by a consensus-based meeting of otherwise charming young squatters (sparkle-finger-wavers will be the first up against the wall when us Nightmare Communists have our revolution).

So, now Cambridge! Now spurning the City of Dreaming Spires, we move on to the City of Lusting Bicycles. Bike porn is now en route to ReWorks, Cambridge's community bike, art and sustainability DIY space. We expect:

BBQ from 7pm
Films at 9pm
£5.00
@ ReWorks
9-11 Harvest Way
Wednesday - August 31st

Pornographic royalty

2011-08-30T05:04:00.000-07:00

There once was a cyclist from london
Who fucked bikes for the queer revolution
But riding alone was a yawn
She needed a peloton
Now she knows - bike porn's the solution!

Bike Smut at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, hosted by Bar Wotever with Mr. Mistress! Tonight - doors open at 18.00, bike porn pushes the cranks at 20.00.

Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington lane, SE11 5HY London
6pm-Midnight
Entry Free, but donations welcome
All Welcome!

Blowing thru your tight jeans like a warm summer .... something

2011-08-30T01:38:00.000-07:00

With catchy beats and aggressively suggestive lyrics, the newest bicycle music video is one part Leslie Hall, one part MC Spandex. Breezee, who we are pretty sure has nothing to do with the bicycle manufactuer of a similar name, could to be the answer to the perpetual question of "why is it that bikers, who naturally develop excellent cadence often dont have rhythm?"

Not only does she have rhythm, she also has booty to bounce!

Enjoy this fine video which still (strangely enough) has only about 100 views.

The bleeding edge of bicycle pimps and jelly hos!

Bigmouth bikes again

2011-08-26T09:31:00.000-07:00

Bike Smut's team of sweet and tender hooligans returns to the scene of our previous shenanigans, making certain that no Mancunian's bicycle desires go unstoked. Clearly, no other city deserves a return of our erotic cycle classiness as much as Manchester, because clearly no other city is home to the sexiest man to ever ride a bike and sing about it. So in honor of of the magnetic power of Morrissey, all the charming men of Manchester will be biking through the city streets to Salford this Sunday for a brand new bike porn screening at the Islington Mill.

Here is the gig:
Sunday, 28 August
20.30
Islington Mill
James Street
Salford M3 5HW

Pomp it up.

Kilts up!

2011-08-25T12:00:00.000-07:00

Take cover! The Bike Smut Film Festival is back in action!

After a brief stint with no less than 4 cancellations by a variety of northern UK cities we are back in swing!

This Saturday we help say goodbye to an institution in Edinburgh that has for 10 years been providing a great place to enjoy fine art and more.

27.08.11
The Forest Cafe
Down in the Cave
10pm
Free (donations accepted)

Rapture and Ruin, the past and future of the UK Bikesexual

2011-08-16T05:15:00.000-07:00

We have had a pretty stunning stream of badass media promotions and reviews. From Malmo's stunning 3 page cover story to the First Day's ass-ess-ment of our first UK show, we have been basking in the glory of great media.

Then we came north and things have seemed to gone to hell. Liverpool, Birmingham, Nottingham, and Glasgow have all tried to turn our uplifting program of short, erotic movies into a vapid, scat fest.

And now, thanks to the stunningly in-depth coverage from the London Evening Standard, not only have we been crowned the climax of bicycle cinema but apparently, we are Dutch.
Accuracy is a nice thing if you can get it, but more important to us is intention, and the intention of getting more active bodies to engage their communities is about as important as anything in the world. And in all fairness, the two hottest new bike pornographers are, in fact originally from Amsterdam.

So it is our great joy to present you with this latest recap of our Bristol show from Cap'n Bike Beard. With more mini-bike races and dance performances, we can promise that this media wont leave you wondering if you stepped in poo.

Mini Bike Race Now In Bristol!

2011-08-12T12:52:00.000-07:00

IT IS SO FUCKING ON!

Manchester, united in porno bliss

2011-08-11T07:13:00.000-07:00

Sunday Sunday Sunday!Lets enjoy some fine time with the good old sexy bike activists. Being active on the streets, be it critical mass, polo in a construction zone or what have you, makes you look good and feel good and you want to share that feeling. That is something that can only happen when we break down the barriers of our community. Fences, walls, cars and international borders do not help us get to know each other. But watching DIY, bike erotica does. Do it for your community!

Sunday 14th August

Meet at 2pm Pedal MCR for a lunchtime vegan BBQ in the park

3pm BIKE SMUT alleycat race. F U N Treasurehunt on bikes around the city.
Race in 3somes. No need to team up beforehand as we shall be throwing
u-lock keys into a hat to discover who will be teamed up. Fancy dress up
as your favorite Porn Star (real or imaginary) £2 donation to enter

5pm The Yard Theatre in Hulme for the BIKE PORN MOVIE screening + performance

BUY MOVIE TICKETS HERE:
http://bookwhen.com/pedalmcr

Thanks to Boneshaker for helping show people how good it is gonna be! Clearly, folks is excited.

Bike Porn Three Day Weekend

2011-08-09T17:14:00.000-07:00

So much! So much! Come bikesexxor with us all weekend long in Bristol!

An overview:

THURSDAY
Le Mini 24 Hours Indoor Endurance Mini Bicycle race accompanied by Roejob Constructions ltd Live Improvised Symphony and a salute to Afred Jarry.

FRIDAY
BIKE PORN!
Les Velobici
plus UV Lycra Disco Party at the Motorcycle Showroom

SATURDAY
Bicycle Basket Art Market , exhibitions, art and music co-curated by Boneshaker and the Motorcycle Showroom Collective
Minotaur Shock
Pip the Human Jukebox
7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from the Bristol Bike Project

All at the Motorcycle Showroom
15-19 Stokes Croft, BS1 3PY

There's a lot to handle here. Let me break it down for you. Ok, here we go. Slides please!

Thursday: LE MINI 24 Hour Indoor Endurance Mini-Bicycle Race

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2 TEAMS! 2 IDENTICAL FULL SUSPENSION MAGNA 16"s! Who shall triumph in this test of the mini-will? Who can complete the most laps in 24 hours on this MAGNA”KNOCKOUT” 16″ WHEELS V-BRAKES 11″ FRAME FULL FRONT AND REAR SUSPENSION, FULLY ADJUSTABLE UPRATED HANDLE STEM FOR MULTI-POSITION HANDLE BARS, QUICK RELEASE/ADJUSTABLE SADDLE STEM, BELL FRONT AND REAR REFLECTORS, BRITISH SAFETY APPROVED, THE SEAT WHEN AT ITS LOWEST STANDS 62CM FROM THE FLOOR SICK !

Thursday: RoeJob Construction Ltd. - Improvised Symphony (live) and a salute to Afred Jarry

I don't even know. But it's amazing! It's art! Everyone loves art!

Friday: Bike Smut

Oh boy, that's us! We hope that you like us too!

Friday: Les Velobici

Life-sized women on mini-sized bicycles! Using music and rhythmic movements to convey their profound joy at having experienced the divine blessings that bicycles have brought unto humankind!

Friday: UV Lycra Disco Party

Ever wondered what a UV disco party was? Well, you're not the only one. But we are here to show you the way. We are here to gently take you by the your Lycra-swaddled crotch, caressing your silky smooth and eerily glowing bits and pieces, and gyrate you to the irresistible four-to-the-flour beat. We're here to show you the pedal strokes. Just take our hand.

Saturday: Bicycle Basket Art Market

Charming! Small delights vended from bicycle baskets!

Saturday: Minotaur Shock

It's kind of a big deal. The electronic solo project of David Edwards (better known as Minotaur Shock). The sounds of many electrons going in very interesting directions.

Saturday: Pip the Human Jukebox

We're all about the human power. All about it. So to those electric-powered jukeboxes, we say BOLLOCKS! We shall tear down their tyrannous reign and replace it with our glorious utopia of PIP!

Saturday: 7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from THE BRISTOL BIKE PROJECT

We don't actually have any clue what 7x7 bike mechanic DJs might be, besides 49 bike mechanics DJing. But we can provide some illumination on the Bristol Bike Project: basically, it's everything that a bike project can be. Cycle maintenance course, bikes for hire, repairs and servicing, a bike kitchen, women's night, 'Dr. Bike' - mechanic for hire, bikes for purchase, several vibrant community projects, and everything wholesome and bike-y.

Thank you. Class dismissed. I hope that you've learned your lesson and are coming to Bristol.

While London burnt, bikes played

2011-08-08T10:00:00.000-07:00

The bike perverts in London are tres poetic -

...Through town she glides like a glistening jewel towards a spot where no cars go. There is nothing but grass, trees, sun and sky accompanying her and her bike as she lies down, places the bike on top of herself and frees her breasts from the dress; they are pushed up against the bike’s cold hard steel.

This English bike love comes thanks to the inspiration of our fully-packed London show, which generated the very effusive and emotional review from First Days, documenters of London's art scene. Maybe all of our European reviewers talk like that about us, but now that we're off the continent this is the first time that we haven't had to screw up their compositions with Google Translate.

Here is their documentation of our drag race outside the show:

United Kockdom Premiere

2011-08-06T12:10:00.000-07:00

KAZAAM! We are not even across the English Channel yet and already London's bicycle underground is vibrating with the power of 1000 tremulous clits! What could possibly be inducing this crackling lightening storm of sexual energy brewing over a certain small green island? Why, it is the first Bike Smut UK show that is getting London all in a tizzy!

For example, this comment was posted on the Bike Smut London Facebook page:

"I'm getting wet just thinking about all you lovely bikers all in one place! What could be better than lots of amazing people from all different backgrounds coming together over the love of bikes.....and porn. "

Cant hardly argue with that sentiment. This is good because the community makes it good. How good you ask? Check this lineup of events:

7pm-8pm: Bike games and races. Including a DRAGRACE. Race bikes+ dress up in drag... you can even pull a sled and smoke a fag if you really are into drags

8pm-9.30pm: Bike porn films

9.30pm-2am: DJ's Bands, performance, games and ally cats will continue outside (weather permitting) for those who feel so inclined.

That is no less than 7 hours of joy. Hope you make it!

SUNDAY 07 August · 7pm - 2:00am
Passing Clouds
1 Richmond Road London E8 4AA
London, United Kingdom

Bicycle rePORN Man, Oh, Wow!

Multiple DIY Bike Orgasm

2011-08-05T02:12:00.000-07:00

If our sold-out show in Amsterdam was enough evidence that the Dutch are primed and ready for bikes and sex (did you think any differently?), then imagine the awesome mayhem that can ensue when you mix Bike Porn into an entire multi-day festival for freakbike bikefreaks!

The DIY Bike Fest will have something to offer everyone with a mix of bike events, workshops, bike building, bands, vegan food, and of course sexy bike film entertainment. As we have learned from the other DIY bike events such as Bike Punk Festival in Warsaw, Cycle Slaughterama in Richmond, and Mini Bike Winter in Portland, to name a few, we know that we are all driven by the same collective inspiration: our communal orgasms for bikes. A multiple bike orgasm if you will.

DIY Bikefest
El Lokal Pirata
Hellingweg 127
Scheveningen, the Netherlands
Aug. 5th-7th

Playing in your Nether Lands

2011-08-03T03:27:00.000-07:00

Oh Damn! Or really, Amster-Damn is more appropriate!

But really how appropriate can the Bike Smut Team be in a country that is called the Netherlands? As in "Nether Regions?" As in the lands "down there"?

Just look at this strapping Dutch lad, with his tousled hair, business casual threads, and folding bike that he's messing with down there. Between his legs...his mode of transportation bound in an impossibly twisted, yet seductive manner, ready to take him to the office? His mid-afternoon lunch meeting? Or to AmsterDamn's first screening of Bike Smut? We presume all three.

The Netherlands!

The land of bikes.

The land of sex.

Or is it? Reputations can be deceptive. For example...Sweden? In truth, of merely average sexual and bicycle openness.

So will the mythical Land of Nether hold up to its reputation? Conclusive results from our rigorous regime of bikesexual stress testing coming tonight!

Bike porn at the
Flimhuis Cavia

Van Hallstraat 52-I

20.30

Tonight! Wednesday! 3 August