January 4, 2011

The BikePorn Euro Zine

The Bike Porn film festival is now in its 4th year and has never been a single person's vision. Rather a coalition of the horny work together to bring the synthesis of transportation and sexuality to life.

The only way to see Bike Porn is when it plays in a theater, bike shop or basement for a live audience. There are no DVDs for sale and no screeners for the media. This creates a challenge for us but is the only way to ensure the filmmaker's privacy, and it woks. After more than 100 screenings we have had no leaks. We keep filmmakers identity as safe as they desire.

Bike Porn is a shared experience. Typically we view porn only in the most private places in our home (or for some, at work) are rarely do we talk about it. This is a call for a more honesty in our sexuality. Sex happens. We can either ignore it or accept it. Watching Bike Porn in a social setting encourages talking about sex, gender and other topics considered taboo.

"Bike Porn is civic. Current political policies are designed to repress sexual expression and transportation choice. The Bike Porn film festival challenges that trend by enthusiastically displaying the quality of creative expression and the amount of fun inherent in both cycling and sex. Both actives are worth elements of a healthy lifestyle and a pleasant quality of life"

Feeling bike-curious? Why don't you tell us what you think bike porn is, or better yet show us by making a short film. Any consenting adult can do it!

a somewhat accurate map of our proposed intinary

Hoy you say "fuck bikes" in...
  • Hungarian fasz kerékpárok
  • Romanian dracu biciclete
  • Turkish siktir bisiklet
  • Greek gamo podílato
  • Italian cazzo bicicletta
  • Spanish joder bicicletas
  • French baiser vélos
  • German bumsen Fahrrad
  • Dutch neuken fietsen
  • Polish pieprzyć rowery

We are badass friendly (and humble)! We are looking for other badass communities who might pimp, bathe, house, feed and fuck us (or any combination thereof). Please introduce us and lets make a night of erotic bicycle films to remember!


  1. To be more precise : Romanian - "futu-i biciclete"

  2. don't listen to google translate folks, "fasz kerékpárok" means "dick bicycles".
    "fuck bikes" translates to Hungarian either "bassz biciklit" (as in 'have intercourse with a bike') or "baszd meg a bicikliket" (as in' to hell with bikes')


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