March 13, 2015


Bike Smut is proud to be part of CYBERSPUNK

A one-night-only Book Club Burlesque party inspired by William Gibson’s 1984 Science Fiction classic, Neuromancer. 

Cyberspunk is a participatory and literacy event. The audience is encouraged to read the book and dress to impress in their sexiest, most creative Neuromancer inspired style. The neon-noir novel is wrought with themes of virtual survival, man vs. machine, humanism sacrificed in the face of advancing technology, cyborg body manipulation and more. So naturally they got a special Bike Smut booth for exceptional futuristic viewing.
Maker House - 283 N Stone Ave, Tucson 
Doors at 8, party till late
$8-$20 cover, 21+ presale TICKETS@

Call us Johnny Pneumatic cause we are pumping the morning-moaning hours away to deliver a tight package to Tucson, Saturday night!

March 6, 2015

SUBMIT! ∆∆ Science Friction ∆∆

Forward and aft lighting charged.
Lubrication to maximum viscosity.
Set genitals to stunning.
Prepare to travel through time and space using your own fucking ass

... its time to enter the submission zone ...

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

The annual call for submissions for DIY bicycle pornography!

5 point process to bikesexual satisfaction
  • 1. Open mind to bikesexual ideas. Contemplate what gets you on bikes and what gets you off.
  • 2. Invite intimate flesh-based partners to assist. Enlist technological editing assistance.
  • 3. Engage carbon, steel, aluminum, titanium parts. Drive, direct and thrust to satisfaction.
  • 4. Mix emotionally-pleasing audio and provocative video into consensual film < 7 min
  • 5. SUBMIT!  Send movie with ENTRY FORM

March 5, 2015

Viva Las Velo

Las Vegas, a city of inspired, illuminated indulgence will soon be lighting up the night with our DIY erotic bicycle films!

Back in 2010 Bike Smut made its first bold moves into Nevada. Thu grit, strippers, manic determination and jello shots we provided a feast of the senses. Now 5 years later we are back and we are gonna bring one hell of a show to the City of Sin.

Saturday, March 7th
Erotic Heritage Museum

3275 South Industrial
9:00pm   donation   +18

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Moreover we are doing it at a place originally created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer, so it seems we are in the right place!

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