March 31, 2011
Tonight, as a special treat to our fans in Boston we will be unveiling our own branded line of rigorously tested prophylactics!
Only available at shows, come on down and pack your pockets full of the promise of future bikesexual bliss!
Friday, April 1st
Saturday, April 2
Bike Porn 4:PLAY
Brattle Theater, Cambridge
11:59pm - Midnight
Presented by Truth Serum
Jump on our Face Crack
Dont be no fool, wrap the goods and keep your bikesexual health!
March 29, 2011
So, will Bike porn have to worry about crossing the Ontario - Quebec border?
Come to the Death Church and learn the sorted details of border crossings, smuggling obscenity, and lazy, stuffed pussy.
But first enjoy a fine, candid interview from just yesterday:
So, what do you think the raccoon is thinking when he looks back at us?
Well its been a pretty crazy ride so far, there have been epic barn burning-style parties; sedate, yet attentive coffee shop explorations; consensual biker body touching (sort of the opposite of personification of a bike) and we still have the "Canadian Sex Capitol" coming up tomorrow!
But what do the Canadians think? They can be a reluctant bunch, requiring prodding, jabbing, heckling, even "awkward salmoning" just to get a response.
Well here is the time and place to share your opinions. Remember, this is only for Canadians (or people who saw the smut in Canada). So no cheating!
Here's your set up...
"I SAW BIKE SMUT 4: PLAY AND..."
comments muthafucka, do you leave them!?!?
March 28, 2011
We are as far northeast as we are going to get! Time to burn them sexy bridges and head south but not before:
Bike Porn 4: PLAY
Wednesday, March 30th
pony up donations! we poor!
expect info about a bike ride to the event soon!
enjoy some fine facebook action
photo credit to blik
March 24, 2011
March 20, 2011
March 19, 2011
And so it is that with us as a major publisher of such fine tomes as our double-sided, twice-folded, single page of European zine we absoutlely have to mix it up with the fine peeps at the Buffalo Small Press Book Fair
photo credit to Michael Hall who has some pretty good ones
March 16, 2011
So it is with great trepidation that we release their most recent work. Behold, beware and never be the same again:
Click on it if you must, but you have been warned
March 15, 2011
Thats a lot of cities in not a lot of time. CAN IT HAPPEN?
Yes, of course you can help. We need to be connected with other badass communities in various cities. You can do it!
In fact you are doing it! We have a lot of hope that Ann Arbor, Toronto and New Haven will all get their act together in the coming days and we can bring yalls some fine ass artistic movies of fine asses movin'.
March 14, 2011
- Saturday, March 26
- Centre of Gravity
- 1300 Gerrard Street East
- Toronto, ON
- adults only
- facecrack invite
BEHOLD, a cut a pastie press release from the future!
BIKE SMUT:::LORD MORPHEOUS:::GOLDSPRINTS+Beautiful music into the night :)
For my last dirty thirty I will be having a smashing party at my favourite space Centre of Gravity.
The amazing film festival, Bike Smut will be coming through Toronto that weekend on The Northern Exposure Tour. Some of you might have came out last year to Bike Porn 3. This will be a very special evening :)
I have planned an installation with the help of my good friend Morpheous (who is "The Man" in the BDSM world) called "Exotic Bikes"
Morpheous and his crew will be doing a very special erotic japanese bondage installation with the bikes and attendees.
And of course GoldSprints will be happening throughout the nite.
MUSIC . . ...¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♥¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*
PLUS a Surprise Live Set::: T.B.A
BIKE SMUT Screening 8-10 PM
March 13, 2011
There are piles of bikes and piles of bikers and biles of bikes on bikers but what happens in Buffalo, stays between your legs until you dismount.
- Friday, March 18th
- the vault
- 702 main st
- $5 donation
- adults only
last time we got some specific examples of how the ladies of Buffalo treat their men. Or how stokers support their pilots? Whichever its going down again and tho we hope not to be assaulted during our performance like last time we do expect a sweet dance party to erupt like a jet powered, full suspension, extended minibike.
March 12, 2011
Here are two copies of the same video, one uploaded to blogger the other embedded from youtube.
we are on our way to Capitolize on all the jerks who are trying to undo 40+plus years of workers rights.
Lets kids remember the only difference between a republic and feudalism is an educated population. Get thoughtful about your actions!
March 11, 2011
The road has been good to us, traveling around meeting people, sharing ideas and slappin saddles.
Today we got to march, to chant, to join in a community of people who are committed to doing it in the street!
Tonight we return to "the Portland of the North" to share all the secrets of 4:PLAY with the bikesexuals of Madison!
Friday, March 11
244 W Lakelawn Pl
7:00pm - 10:00pm
March 10, 2011
After coming down the Cuntinental Divide we find the flat plains roll out like a delicious pie. Our third show in a row and we are still hungry for more. Lucky us we are having a local toop throw down a new, exciting bike dance performance!
1103 N California Ave
March 9, 2011
Bike ride and food for the Milwaukee porno happy people is on!
A caravan of bikers is leaving from the UWM occupation at 6:30 and there’s also a social ride leaving from Gordon park.
Come HUNGRY, there will also be vegan fried chicken and waffles. $5-10 Sliding Scale.
did you hear that? Make good by riding and eating and more!
Not to be outdone, the folks who made macrobrew before we knew there were microbrews
Here is where and when the planet will be unseasonably hot for at least a couple hours:
Saturday March 12th 2011
Cream City Collective
732 e Clarke St.
7pm, $5-10, 18+
March 8, 2011
March 4, 2011
March 2, 2011
This news just in from our Minnesota friends who love bikes, bodies and the connection between:
I visited the bike porn preview at smitten kitten last saturday, I really want to get involved! I got a flyer for the Mon. March 7th event here in Minneapolis. I am a certified massage therapist with 7 years experience. I bring all materials and give any inquiring souls a 15-20 minute deep tissue swedish style massage and the charge is donation. Its a fun addition to any occasion where people are getting together and I live a block away. Please let me know if you are interested, i've done this for the Rollergirls, the midtown farmers market, and all over the world. I hope to hear from you!!!
Well now, who are we to stand in the way of rubbing bikers. Should be joyus way to work the kinks out!
The Northern Exposure Tour leaves Cascadia in a few hours. See you in 7-12 month!
images from erikdalton Knitting Park... huh?
March 1, 2011
Thursday March 3rd
Meet at the athletic courts where SE Olymia Ave meets Forrest way then go south to the parking lot
9:20 pm (post polo, show up at 7pm to watch drunk bike jocks hurt each other)
Details are still being formed but the show will go down at the Kinky Keeg Korner. A slapstick reference to the history of the crazy Aryan Nation shit over at Hayden Lake (which was able to kick the clan out in impressive force back in the late 90s).
Give it up for equality!