July 25, 2015

Seattle! Fight for your fucking future!

Seattle is a city of impressive futuristic tendencies:
the Space Needle, the computer software, the wall to wall Starbucks, the overpriced housing market,  the stream of people who commute for two or more hours twice a day between Everett and Tacoma...
 We can do better. Seattle its time to abandon the ways of yesteryear and step into...

THE BIKESEXUAL FUTURE


It connects our sexuality & mobility to the future of our species. 
How can I use power tools and hydraulics to get on and get off bikes? Will there be a singularity? How will we cope after the carpocolaypse? Can squirters solve the looming water shortage? Where are is my alien 4-way orgy and can I get Captain PrickHard to sign my boobs? Is this really the last screening in Seattle?!?
All these questions and more will be answered. But just as before there are no DVDs and the movies are not online. The only way to see Science Friction is to be there when it happens live

ONE NIGHT ONLY!


This workshop is produced by the Foundation for Sex Positive Culture, producer of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival. Our mission is to promote the many ways sex is beneficial through education, outreach, the arts, advocacy, and research programs that serve the public.

July 22, 2015

Come Again, Canada... One Last Time




We are back in Vancouver BC with our final screening of
Bike Smut 8: Come Again!
 
Due to travel schedules we had to postpone this screening until July; Vancouver demanded to share the amazing videos from Montreal, Oakland, Chicago, Phoenix and San Palo one last time!


Thursday July 23  
The Rio Theatre - 1660 E Broadway





 Enter the bikesexual way back machine. It is Bike Summer 2001 in Vancouver BC, aka The Summer of VeloLove! An event that rallied all of the self mobilized people of the city to see themselves as more than just a smart mode of transport. They were a people; and they had a voice.

14 years later most of Vancouver has changed! Many parts are uber clean, with brand new condos and sports facilities and barely a trace of the homeless and or native population that has been ousted from their vigil of protesting the Winter Olympics among other actions that exasperate the wealth gap.

Its hard to believe how far Canada has come. 10 years ago BC were all about decriminalized marijuana, affordable health care and gay marriage for everyone. Now that the US is coming on board with these ideals Canada seems to want to move on as if they were bad ideas.

Looking back at the past that could have been is a fun way to pass the time. But It is time we looked forward to that epic time where bikes liberate minds and bodies from their otherwise contained space and we have a proper bikesexual intifada!

July 16, 2015

Come Again, Alaska, its the Midnight Sunburn!

"Bikes and cussin' and carrying on" - the low key way to infer of a festive time among people who love to love (and hate) on each other! Right up there with tomfoolery and horseplay and a pile of other adjectives for mostly safe fucking around.


This weekend is the 4th annual Midnight Sunburn Bike Polo Tournament! Hosted by the people at Anchorage Bike Polo who on top of a great series of bicycle games, rides and a smattering of pleasureful things will also include the northern most screening of Bike Smut in 2015.


That means epic vistas! Fun fucking rides! Mobile hot tubs! 


  • Wear a helmet? Sure! Your protection and your comfort are your business.
  • Wear down your opponents? Sure! The abuse you dish out should be equivalent to the pain you can suffer though. Infliction is one thing but this is some old style polo. mallet to mallet, bike to bike, body to body.
  • Watching amazing bicycle erotica? Absofuckinlutly! Its gonna be a hell of a party and if our last time out is any indication we expect to we rewarded with a pile of smiles.
     
 We had so much fun last time we have great expectations for the future.  

July 9, 2015

World's Largest Sex Bike - Media Monday on Thrusday


We are in Las Vegas building the world's largest sex bike and the Media is popping! We did 3 interviews this week with more planed for today and tomorrow. Here is the first snippet from Las Vegas Weekly.
On July 11, the museum debuts the permanent installation Earth, Magic, Sex, Motion alongside Bike Smut 9, a festival of erotic bicycle films. The former is a two-story interconnected arc of bicycles that vibrate and respond to rider motion, thrusting into a wall of plants that leads, fittingly, to C*NT. (The bike is also up for a Guinness record for World’s Largest Sex Bike.)
Photo by Bill Hughes
The space will soon be home to a 10-foot vulva, part of a forthcoming exhibit called C*NT. The installation invites viewers to step inside the world of female anatomy, where they walk through a tunnel into the womb and touch a floating cervix overhead, seek out a vibrating G-spot and find the clitoris (you’ll know when a bell goes off).

“Just as with sex, there’s a relationship of trust and intimacy when you’re riding a bike—you are the engine,” explains Reverend Phil Sano, founder of Bike Smut and the installation’s co-creator. “This is meant to question and explore taboos, as well as the joy and otherworldliness of being in that hyper-aware state.” - Andrea Domanick

We expect a lot mroe photos and videos soon. Getting multiple on and off bikes in mass is pretty fucking fun!

June 26, 2015

Bikesexual Vegas into the Fucking Future!

A whirlwind of energy and excitment await at the bleeding edge of inhumanity. Where man has tempered the desert with unparralled climate control and a vision of money and power persist across the land.

Las fucking Vegas.

A world onto itself with the power demands of a Donald Trump hairpiece


July 11th
Harry Mohney's Erotic Heritage Museum
3275 Industrial Road
10:30 PM
NO COVER. CASH BAR!

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But more than just sharing dirty movies we are proud to be the headliner for the Erotic Heritage Museum's unveiling of their newest installation. They have engineered the largest EROTIC exhibit on the west coast! COME AND LOSE YOURSELF IN OUR MAGICAL FOREST and VENTURE INTO YOUR SEXUAL FUTURE!

June 25, 2015

Science Friction - WORLD PREMIERE

This is it! For more than a year we have plotted and schemed to get some amazing new films from all over the world and now its happening!

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
Friday, June 26
Clinton St Theater - 26th and SE Clinton
With live performances
9pm,  $7 - advance tickets available now!


ITS HOT! Get cool with the AC! Climate Control... FROM THE FUTURE!

June 16, 2015

Come Again, one last time, in Minneapolis!

Its the final screening of Bike Smut and its gonna be a doosie! Last year Minneapolis was one of our best shows! A perfect storm of bureaucracy threatened to shut down one of our favorite venues, The Bedlam Theater.  30 hours before showtime the city of Minneapolis told them there would not be allowed to host Bike Smut! Thankfully its a good community of people working together to make some amazing art happen and the excellent people at Ground Zero decided that the power of the Smut wouldn't be interrupted in Minnesota! Go on we did... and how! With the power of our legs we bike toured from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico! Now we have reversed the trend, going counter clockwise and doing it with the power of mass transit, eschewing our ass transit.. for now! Soon we plan to be bike touring again but for now enjoy THE ULTIMATE SCREENING OF BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN!

Saturday June 20th
Ground Zero - 15 NE 4th Street

But first we are gathering for freedom of sexuality and mobility... and also for  deliciousness of great beer!



We're taking to the streets in the first round of QUEER Tour de Breweries. Ride in style with your favorite queers while cheering with your favorite beers!
 

$10 gets you $1 off full beers at Eastlake, Entry to Bike Smut 8: Come Again: Minneapolis

4 PM: Meet at Eastlake Craft Brewery
4:30 Roll Out to TBA
7:30 PM: Arrive at Ground Zero Nightclub for Bike Smut Celebration
Dance at the BSDM after party with beats provided by
DJ Fenris



The "Come Again" theme has inspired bicycle lap dances, Craigslist hookups, androgynous ice cave explorations, Chinese bondage pegging lessons, bike cops taken hostage until they squirt and wheelchair porn! Minneapolis is the last stop on the tour!


ITS SUMMER FUCKING TIME!   GET HOT!!


Come Again... Penultimatly!

Whips, chains AND barbwire fence, bikers can take the abuse.
Bikers can also dish it.


Normally its a beautiful and inherently consensual expression your freedom. But then there are lots of ways to "get around". We invite joyful sexploration of mobility!

June 17 - Fetish Night @ Cardinal Bar
418 E Wilson St   9pm  +18
w DJs Brook and Siberia

$5 Cover, or $3 admission for those in gear - Come play in your favorite sexy fetish gear. Bring your favorite electro, rope, tape, leather, sports, lycra, rubber, and beating equipment for play.

Mistress Mayhem's kinky artwork and Spike's tripod and sexy ropework. We also have Zebulun Jurgens as our guest leather smith.



SUCK THA FACEbook! https://www.facebook.com/events/805118646251414/814938391936106/





Our host in MKE did the math. This is the 5th time Bike Smut has come to this state.

5 times in Wisconsin but not without sin.

Badger up! Badger down! Come Again!

June 14, 2015

Come Again, MKE!

Wait, MKE is Milwaukee not Mike, but actually, YES also Mike and while we are at it everyone else who is ready to appreciate self-mobilized, sex-positive films!

We have several years of kickass shows at one of the greatest bars on earth and we have another coming up quick!


Tuesday, June 16
815 E Locust Street
8pm, $5 ADULTS ONLY!
BIRTHDAY DANCE PARTY afterwards!! 


Also its naked bike ride season! We had a blast in Chicago but Im taking yalls on a fleshback to Portland 2014 courtesy of BikePortland.org

Find a WNBR near you!





June 11, 2015

Come Again, to the WNBR in Chicago

If it wasn't clear the World Naked Bike Ride is pretty important to us. It is the bare truth of our ideals set into motion.

We are overjoyed to be partaking in the WNBR in Chicago this year! The day after our screening!


double your pleasure? I thought you would never ask!

We are double-fisting the joy and liberation of human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture in Chicago this weekend!

Plus double fist the art installations cause we have two great ones!

"Battle of the Naked Bike Rides" - A pictorial history of the WNBR in Chicago and Portland!

Portland submissions from BikePortland.org

And sculpture artist Jonah Ortiz will bring out his new fuckbike machine for its Chicago premiere!




behold the action packed schedule of emancipating bike fun!

Friday, June 12
Sex on Wheels' Bike Smut & WNBR-Eve Ride
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM 
Zaytune - 3129 S Morgan St - meeting at the Middle-eastern restaurant near where the Bike Smut screening is going to be. Show up early if you want to have a bite to eat before we ride.

Bike Smut 8: Come Again - Chicago
8:30 PM – 10:45 PM
Co-Prosperity Sphere - 3219 S Morgan Street

Saturday, June 13
Chicago World Naked Bike Ride
6:00 PM – 2:00 AM
Go to Mary Bartelme Park to get the secret meeting location - 115 S Sangamon Street