October 19, 2014

Exxxtra Curricular California Porno!

Bike Smut is touring down the west coast by bicycle. As such we get to have some pretty curious adventures and meet lots of colorful characters.



We also get to show porn is some pretty odd places...

TONIGHT in San Luis Obispo (or SLO)
Bike Smut selected cuts! 8 years of whatever we want!
Perfect Vision
2020 Ruth St
7:30 pm
Donations




Wake up you bastion of conservative fuddyduddies! We got the hot bikesexul action coming at ya!

October 14, 2014

Los Fuckin Angles

Bike Touring is great. We are riding south along the west coast! It great to be on the road again and now with a fabulous new tourista!



It gives time to ponder some of the great questions of our time, for example:
QUESTION: "How many LA bikesexuals can dance on the head tube?"
QUESTION: "When can I watch a screening of erotic bike films?"
QUESTION: "Where did you get that 'My other car is a tiny penis' sticker?"

Thankfully these questions have answers, which we are prepared to offer below:

October 24th
Church of Fun

410X Melrose Ave


ANSWER: EVERY LA BIKESEXUAL DANCES ON HEAD TUBES!

October 2, 2014

Extra Bay Area Action!

We are having a hoot at El Rio!

But the bikesexual train doesn't stop rolling just cause we are in the most densely populated city on the west coast.

We got 3 more shows for ya!

Wednesday in Oakland!
Feelmore 510, 1703 Telegraph Ave, 9pm




Thursday in Emeryville!
GUAVA, 4210 Holden St, 8pm





Saturday in San Jose! 
Back Bar  21 N. 3rd St


September 27, 2014

Stepping into El Rio

Heraclitus said, "you can't step in the same river twice"

But if he were alive and in San Francisco this week he would totally say, "You can watch all new bicycle pornography at El Rio!

Two years ago the Bay Area forces of rad, sex positive queerdom* gathered to appreciate Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx. We had a fantastic performance by Bianca Stone:




In the two years since that screening we have showed forced haircuts from Chicago, golden showers and swampy dendrophilia from Gainesville, greasy cock and ball torture from Berlin, spaghetti-western anarchists from Montreal, gender queer Mario Brothers from Geneva, hardfem bicycle-mounted cavalry-archers hunting to feed their sexual appetites in Pheonix, and a hardcore ginger-on-ginger bisexual, bikesexual educational film... and that was just in Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express

Now with Come Again we will share androgynous frottage in an ice cave, bike thief revenge, euro bicycle lap dances, bike gang consensual non consent, wheelchair porn and the finest collection of animated gifs the internet could provide!

But since we never got to show #7 we will be selecting some choice cuts from each program! We have a lot of great porn to share and only a few chances to share it!

Dont miss a step in your river of bikesexual fantasies, come watch porn made by your community!

Bike Smut 8: Come Again
Thursday October 2nd
El Rio
3158 Mission St
9pm, $10 suggested donation



September 17, 2014

Eureka! The Porn is between our legs!

For the first time in two years Bike Smut is going back to California!
We have several shows planned but please contact us to help us set up more!



First stop, NorCal!
Sunday, September 21
The Ink Annex
47 B West 3rd St, E
7pm, $5-10 
Eureka

Live musical performance by Mad River Rounders
Q & A post screening for you brainy types.

Get yr FB on https://www.facebook.com/events/631555846943688/

SF is booked! Can we get any more shows in the middle? Contact bikesmut@gmail.com and let us know you deserve good sex and transportation!


September 9, 2014

Free Tickets to Come Again World Premiere!

Thats right FREE TICKETS for Friday's World Premiere of Bike Smut 8: Come Again

Like adding chocolate to peanut butter, the combination of bikes and sex has delighted people all over! But it only happens every so often. Portland is lucky that it gets at least one chance every year.

Bike Smut 8: Come Again
Friday, September 12th
ONE NIGHT ONLY!



You want free tickets? All you gotta do is leave a comment here on PDX Pipeline.

This is a $14 value, all yours just for clicking writing something.

We are also giving away two tickets to:
Aftermass: Bicycling in a Post-Critical Mass Portland!
Also worth $14

Leave a comment stating why you should get free tickets to which show. Best comments win.

Deadline for comments is Wednesday September 10th

Make your voice heard. Watch amazing films and performances for free. Have some fucking bike party!

Dont wanna use your outdoor voice to get free tickets? You can still buy tickets online!

Make it a Double Whammy! Pay just $3 more and you get to see both Aftermass and Bike Smut!



More information on the event and other activities happening before and after is all on the main event page.

September 5, 2014

Das Porno Kapital

Its time.

Time for the final,
the ultimate,
the last chance for a full on turned on hard on with a bike on the big screen screening of Bike Smut!


Tonight in Berlin, the porno capital of the world we share the best of the past 3 years of Bike Smut.

Saturday, 6, September
Eizeit Kino [eye-sight]
Zeughofstrasse 20
22:00
5 - euros







There are only 81 seats so either to reserve tickets by phone (and then pick up your tickets 20 minutes before the start) or buy the in advance.



WHY SHOULD YOU COME TO A SCREENING OF EROTIC BICYCLE FILMS?



MULTIPLE PERFORMANCES!


ITALIAN PORN POSTER ART!


ATTRACTIVE BICYCLES!


A LARGE FUCKING SCREEN!


HANDMADE RECYCLED PINS!


COLLECTABLE  STICKERS!


COMFORTABLE FURNITURE!


EXCLAMATIVE PROPOSITIONS!


Its gonna be a good fucking time.

September 4, 2014

Kiel Haul!

By now we should be sick of biking but actually its only getting better. In fact due to some bad information presented by brutally inaccurate German customer service we are traveling in Europe without our bike for the first time ever!

It feels strange but thankfully we have lots of good hosts helping to keep our mobile during these difficult days.



We have similar great expectations in Kiel, where a crew of bikers has been making the bike fun and advocacy happen for many years. Our first show was excellent! We felt quite blessed to witness a horde of bikers stripping down in the bar to wear our handmade underwear!

Tonight more magic from Germany's northern city. 


Am Donnerstag  20.00 Uhr
Muthesius-Hochschule Kiel Industriedesign Lorentzendamm 6-8 24103 Kiel
Eintritt ist frei

er what I mean for all you engrish speakers is

Kiel
Thursday
Muthesius-Hochschule Kiel Industriedesign
Lorentzendamm 6-8
8pm
Free! But you can make a donation.





September 2, 2014

7 days w/out bikesex makes one week!

Breaking bikesexual news!  We were just informed that a last minute film is now in post production in Toronto, Canada.

rad fems on bikes doing what comes naturally

Its the end of the road for our our 2nd European tour AND our call for artists to submit their short films for our touring, erotic, bicycle film festival.

Whats that, you love bikes and you love sex but you didn't know you could put those fabulous ideas together into an erotic film that will travel the world inspiring more creative expressions of joy and liberation in the lives of thousands.

now you do.

The deadline is 9/9   -   that is September 9th no matter what continent you are from.

There are just seven days until the close of our extended deadline for entries to Bike Smut 8: Come Again.


Make it human-powered
Make it sex-positve
Make it happen
Make if fast

Deliver a consensual package today! 

The race is on

TIME TO SPEED HUMP!