August 30, 2015

Bonus Burning Sensation

BONUS BURNING SCREENING!

We are about to enter Burning Man (its this place where people fuck bikes for fun and not profit, so its a little strange for us) and we have a lot of excited people to share our totally unique art with. So much so that we have added a show on Wednesday night!


Wednesday night
Bike Camp
Black Rock City
One of only two opportunities to enjoy Bike Smut at Burning Man

August 28, 2015

Crafy Handmade Fetish Ware


Last year we showed an amazing film (a couple actually) from Montreal. In Brazen Saddles, an all female bike gang tore around the city, going wherever their hearts desired. They lured and captured a bike cop and then the audience was oft heard to scream, "Fuck the Police!"










In this amazing movie the gang all wore handmade bike tube and tire vests that looked stunning. Many people would ask about the vests after the show. Finally you can own your own piece of bikesexual fetish ware made by real Montreal bikesexuals, Oxyd Creations!





Bike Smut is proud of the hand crafted wares made by our filmmakers and community. Its rare that such items can be made available to the general community. Below is the creator's description of her handmade bike tube harness.





This adjustable, vegan strap-on harness is made with love for our beautiful queer community.








I designed this harness after feeling frustrated with a lack of affordable, eco-friendly, and quality harnesses available on the market. The harness is lined with soft black felt, which overlaps onto the front so the edges are all soft as well. There is a cotton canvas between the felt and the bike tube exterior to make the harness more solid. And the exterior is made from recycled bike tubes, from Montreal's bicycle co-ops. The tubes are easy to clean, and the straps, which are bare tube against the skin, grip well to your curves while still being soft and comfortable. I thought I would need to line the adjustable straps with felt too, and was surprised to find that the tubes felt great against bare skin.








The harness can be adjusted to fit any size - there are adjustment rings in the front and back. The straps are really long - you can cut them shorter when your harness arrives, or wear them tucked in, as pictured in the first photo. If you usually wear XS size pants, I will ask you for your exact measures, just in case I have to make the harness a little smaller.
Your toy is held in place with a silver o-ring in front, which is easily removable with snaps. The harness comes with two sizes of rings - 3.9cm and 5.2cm (inner diameter).
 





The back of the harness is decorated with recycled bike chain and a gear - if you'd prefer not to have this detail, I can leave it out. It adds weight, but isn't sharp.

And finally! This harness can be turned upside down and worn as a bad-ass underbust corset top, as shown in the last photo. What I'm really hoping for is that someone bolder than me will wear this on a night out, and then when that cute person you've been eyeing all night compliments your sexy top, you invite them home to show them what else it can do.





Bike Smut advocating for commercial products? What will happen next? 

EVERYONE HAS SWEET BIKE SEX, THATS WHAT!

 

 Oxyd Creations. Strap one one tonight!






August 12, 2015

Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

What desiccates and desecrates all at once? A massive alkaline desert packed with 70,000 carousers!

For 29 years people have left the comfort of their homes to eek out and share the art of suffering together in one of the least hospitable places on earth. Bike Smut has been invited to go every year of its existence and finally, on our final year we are making it happen!



we dont understand the evolution of tallbikes at Burning Man, but we are trying

For the first time for the last time we give bikesexual satisfaction to Black Rock City

Wednesday September 2nd
     Bike Camp 

Thursday September 3rd
Tender Hecklers Porch camp
9:15 and "A" Street


It is possible that another group will step forward and demand a screening but because we show (gasp! Pornography!) all the people who would normally want to help us are terrified that the Nevada police will show up.

BUT THE PRESENTATION OF BIKE SMUT IS NOT ALL WE ARE WORKING ON IN BRC!

We are proud to be loaning our creative juices to a new art project encouraging more safe sex practices! Behold the Emerald Phallus!


Give them money! Give them art! Give them your genitals to protect against the ravages of an uncaring planet! You can thank them and us later.


Q: HOT CUNT! What is it good for?
A: Melting Rubbers - Burning Men


July 25, 2015

Seattle! Fight for your fucking future!

Seattle is a city of impressive futuristic tendencies:
the Space Needle, the computer software, the wall to wall Starbucks, the overpriced housing market,  the stream of people who commute for two or more hours twice a day between Everett and Tacoma...
 We can do better. Seattle its time to abandon the ways of yesteryear and step into...

THE BIKESEXUAL FUTURE


It connects our sexuality & mobility to the future of our species. 
How can I use power tools and hydraulics to get on and get off bikes? Will there be a singularity? How will we cope after the carpocolaypse? Can squirters solve the looming water shortage? Where is my alien 4-way orgy and can I get Captain PrickHard to sign my boobs? Is this really the last screening in Seattle?!?
All these questions and more will be answered. But just as before there are no DVDs and the movies are not online. The only way to see Science Friction is to be there when it happens live

ONE NIGHT ONLY!


This workshop is produced by the Foundation for Sex Positive Culture, producer of the Seattle Erotic Art Festival. Our mission is to promote the many ways sex is beneficial through education, outreach, the arts, advocacy, and research programs that serve the public.

July 22, 2015

Come Again, Canada... One Last Time




We are back in Vancouver BC with our final screening of
Bike Smut 8: Come Again!
 
Due to travel schedules we had to postpone this screening until July; Vancouver demanded to share the amazing videos from Montreal, Oakland, Chicago, Phoenix and San Palo one last time!


Thursday July 23  
The Rio Theatre - 1660 E Broadway





 Enter the bikesexual way back machine. It is Bike Summer 2001 in Vancouver BC, aka The Summer of VeloLove! An event that rallied all of the self mobilized people of the city to see themselves as more than just a smart mode of transport. They were a people; and they had a voice.

14 years later most of Vancouver has changed! Many parts are uber clean, with brand new condos and sports facilities and barely a trace of the homeless and or native population that has been ousted from their vigil of protesting the Winter Olympics among other actions that exasperate the wealth gap.

Its hard to believe how far Canada has come. 10 years ago BC were all about decriminalized marijuana, affordable health care and gay marriage for everyone. Now that the US is coming on board with these ideals Canada seems to want to move on as if they were bad ideas.

Looking back at the past that could have been is a fun way to pass the time. But It is time we looked forward to that epic time where bikes liberate minds and bodies from their otherwise contained space and we have a proper bikesexual intifada!

July 16, 2015

Come Again, Alaska, its the Midnight Sunburn!

"Bikes and cussin' and carrying on" - the low key way to infer of a festive time among people who love to love (and hate) on each other! Right up there with tomfoolery and horseplay and a pile of other adjectives for mostly safe fucking around.


This weekend is the 4th annual Midnight Sunburn Bike Polo Tournament! Hosted by the people at Anchorage Bike Polo who on top of a great series of bicycle games, rides and a smattering of pleasureful things will also include the northern most screening of Bike Smut in 2015.


That means epic vistas! Fun fucking rides! Mobile hot tubs! 


  • Wear a helmet? Sure! Your protection and your comfort are your business.
  • Wear down your opponents? Sure! The abuse you dish out should be equivalent to the pain you can suffer though. Infliction is one thing but this is some old style polo. mallet to mallet, bike to bike, body to body.
  • Watching amazing bicycle erotica? Absofuckinlutly! Its gonna be a hell of a party and if our last time out is any indication we expect to we rewarded with a pile of smiles.
     
 We had so much fun last time we have great expectations for the future.  

July 9, 2015

World's Largest Sex Bike - Media Monday on Thrusday


We are in Las Vegas building the world's largest sex bike and the Media is popping! We did 3 interviews this week with more planed for today and tomorrow. Here is the first snippet from Las Vegas Weekly.
On July 11, the museum debuts the permanent installation Earth, Magic, Sex, Motion alongside Bike Smut 9, a festival of erotic bicycle films. The former is a two-story interconnected arc of bicycles that vibrate and respond to rider motion, thrusting into a wall of plants that leads, fittingly, to C*NT. (The bike is also up for a Guinness record for World’s Largest Sex Bike.)
Photo by Bill Hughes
The space will soon be home to a 10-foot vulva, part of a forthcoming exhibit called C*NT. The installation invites viewers to step inside the world of female anatomy, where they walk through a tunnel into the womb and touch a floating cervix overhead, seek out a vibrating G-spot and find the clitoris (you’ll know when a bell goes off).

“Just as with sex, there’s a relationship of trust and intimacy when you’re riding a bike—you are the engine,” explains Reverend Phil Sano, founder of Bike Smut and the installation’s co-creator. “This is meant to question and explore taboos, as well as the joy and otherworldliness of being in that hyper-aware state.” - Andrea Domanick

We expect a lot mroe photos and videos soon. Getting multiple on and off bikes in mass is pretty fucking fun!

June 26, 2015

Bikesexual Vegas into the Fucking Future!

A whirlwind of energy and excitment await at the bleeding edge of inhumanity. Where man has tempered the desert with unparralled climate control and a vision of money and power persist across the land.

Las fucking Vegas.

A world onto itself with the power demands of a Donald Trump hairpiece


July 11th
Harry Mohney's Erotic Heritage Museum
3275 Industrial Road
10:30 PM
NO COVER. CASH BAR!

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But more than just sharing dirty movies we are proud to be the headliner for the Erotic Heritage Museum's unveiling of their newest installation. They have engineered the largest EROTIC exhibit on the west coast! COME AND LOSE YOURSELF IN OUR MAGICAL FOREST and VENTURE INTO YOUR SEXUAL FUTURE!

June 25, 2015

Science Friction - WORLD PREMIERE

This is it! For more than a year we have plotted and schemed to get some amazing new films from all over the world and now its happening!

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
Friday, June 26
Clinton St Theater - 26th and SE Clinton
With live performances
9pm,  $7 - advance tickets available now!


ITS HOT! Get cool with the AC! Climate Control... FROM THE FUTURE!

June 16, 2015

Come Again, one last time, in Minneapolis!

Its the final screening of Bike Smut and its gonna be a doosie! Last year Minneapolis was one of our best shows! A perfect storm of bureaucracy threatened to shut down one of our favorite venues, The Bedlam Theater.  30 hours before showtime the city of Minneapolis told them there would not be allowed to host Bike Smut! Thankfully its a good community of people working together to make some amazing art happen and the excellent people at Ground Zero decided that the power of the Smut wouldn't be interrupted in Minnesota! Go on we did... and how! With the power of our legs we bike toured from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico! Now we have reversed the trend, going counter clockwise and doing it with the power of mass transit, eschewing our ass transit.. for now! Soon we plan to be bike touring again but for now enjoy THE ULTIMATE SCREENING OF BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN!

Saturday June 20th
Ground Zero - 15 NE 4th Street

But first we are gathering for freedom of sexuality and mobility... and also for  deliciousness of great beer!



We're taking to the streets in the first round of QUEER Tour de Breweries. Ride in style with your favorite queers while cheering with your favorite beers!
 

$10 gets you $1 off full beers at Eastlake, Entry to Bike Smut 8: Come Again: Minneapolis

4 PM: Meet at Eastlake Craft Brewery
4:30 Roll Out to TBA
7:30 PM: Arrive at Ground Zero Nightclub for Bike Smut Celebration
Dance at the BSDM after party with beats provided by
DJ Fenris



The "Come Again" theme has inspired bicycle lap dances, Craigslist hookups, androgynous ice cave explorations, Chinese bondage pegging lessons, bike cops taken hostage until they squirt and wheelchair porn! Minneapolis is the last stop on the tour!


ITS SUMMER FUCKING TIME!   GET HOT!!