January 19, 2015

Media Monday: More Mexican Madness

Post double vez en Mexico's Capital City nos sentiamos nesitamos un poco restora.

Now would be a great time to remind folks that they can buy a piece of exciting Bike Sexual art!

It took media in Mexico to remind us that we have so much great, unique art to share!

Moreover this series of photos is available now direct from our Milano Bike Smut office!

*Festival de cine erótico que difunde la idea de desestructurar el porno y fomentar el apoderamiento de la sexualidad y la movilidad humana Claudia Rodríguez de Subterraneo

We are totally grateful for the various people who chose to write about us and more expressions are to come!  And while we wont be going to New Zealand and Australia this winter we are hoping we can making something work later in the year!

original photo credit Aaron Leverenz 

January 15, 2015

Dos Vez en Distrito Federal!

¡En este su 8°Tour "Come Again" es la segunda ocasión que visita Méxxxico!

¿Sientes bici-curiosidad?

¿Eres bici-sexual?

¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?

¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?

No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.

Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fuga de contenido. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos deseen.

Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.

Normalmente vemos porno sólos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.

Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.

¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!

Bike Smut es cívico. Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.

Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.

Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importantes para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.

¡¡¡ Vente con nosotr@s y exploremos junt@s la bici-sexualidad !!!

2 ves en DF!

  • Fecha: Sábado 17 de enero 2015
  • Location: Casa Biciteka - República de Nicaragua #15, Centro Hixxxtórico DF, entre Brasil y Argentina
  • Hora: 7:30pm
  • Cooperaciòn: $15

  • Fecha: Domingo 18 de enero 
  • Location: Casa Gomorra -5 de febrero #289 esq. Manuel J.othón col. obrera (a 3 calles del metro san antonio abad)
  • Hora: 5:30pm
  • Cooperación solidaria $15 + donativo en especie o $25 sin donativo
  • pulque y chelasssss
  • cupo limitado: 70 personas

Para apoyar a casa gomorra y que este espacio siga existiendo, los donativos en especie pueden ser algunas de las siguientes cosas:
productos de limpieza:
-limpiador de pisos
-jabón líquido para trastes
Casa Gomorra es un espacio habitado por personas y gatxs diariamente, es de todxs, cuidémoslo juntxs!

January 12, 2015

Media Monday: Viva BikeFucking Mexico!

500 bikesexy mexicans fuen a la primero presentation de Bike Smut en Chalula, una suburb de Puebla, Mexico (2 horas sul-este de District Federal.

Ack, my spanglish is terrible. Anyway, the show was so good and we turned away so many people and our organizers didn't even get to see the movies so we did another show the next night in Puebla. Its awesome having so much great art and porn starved fanatics!


mi dios! solo es possible con bueno personas! Gracias!

Este semana vamanos a DF!




photo credit to Claudia Rodriguez

January 2, 2015

Nahlins Makes You Come Again

Happy Fucking New Year, we are back in NOLA! Its just a huge city full of crazy bike fucks so yes, we are excited to beer witness.

Saturday Jan 3
Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
1618 Oretha Castle Haley Blvd.
9 pm


illustration credit to Nic Cramer

January 1, 2015

Bici Porno en Mexico!

Sexo! Cine! Bicicletas! Bike Smut returns to Mexico en Enero!

This is not just gringo bikesexual imperialism* we are busting ass to see Mexico's ideas about bikes and sex! Hace Fotos!

Bike Smut es el festival de cine bici erótico más importante a nivel mundial, cuentan con una colección de videos eróticos hechos por ciclistas de todos lados. Es creativo, inteligente, divertido y excitante.

Ésta es la octava gira del festival, la segunda ocasión que se presenta en el estado de Puebla y la primera vez que estará en Cholula. 

Los videos sólo pueden verse en el festival, no hay DVDs a la venta ni se pueden ver en la red. Así que es una oportunidad que no puedes dejar pasar.

Desde la ciudad de Puebla habrá una rodada hacia el lugar de proyección: el punto de reunión será el Zócalo de Puebla a las 19:30 para salir a las 20:00 horas. Las proyecciones inician a las 21:00 horas. Pueden llegar directo al lugar, no es obligatorio llegar en bici.

Exposición de fotos bicieróticas.
Cooperación: $10

Sinestesia Cholula
Calle 4 Norte 208 B, 
72760 Cholula De Riva Dabia, Puebla, Mexico


We have more exciting shows planed in DF, GDL and other Mexican cities!

*if you want to make a movie about gringo bikesexual imperialism fine! We want to see you at your most exploitative self! Show us what the future holds! Submit to Bike Smut 9: Science Friction!

December 22, 2014

Media Monday: VICE - Culture Blog is Like Others

An open letter to the editors of VICE:

Thank you for publishing an article about Bike Smut, our plucky little, internationally touring, erotic bicycle film festival. Among the torrent of attention-starved independent working artists you chose us to talk about in mostly encouraging terms with your audience.

Credit goes to the author, Josiah Hesse, who took time to learn about Bike Smut and ask good questions, some of which we have never been asked before. He was especially focused on ideas regarding objective sexuals. The research done to explain the condition of being attracted to an object is fascinating and through (although he misused the term fetish*)

Some objects are pretty attractive as they are and certainly deserve some special attention. One of our favorite essays on the topic of bikes and sex came from a recent graduate of Arizona State University who joined the tour for 4 months. She described the love of a bicycle as more pure than any love between a man and woman because of the impossibility of reproduction, whereas when two able-bodied people hump they might have some lizard brain programming that is telling them to make babies, thus sullying the purity of the love. As long as we are are allowing others to guess at the intentions and awareness of reptile-like functions of people we might as well go whole-gay-hog and say that even between two same-sexed people it is possible that there might be some reproductive programming going on. "But," she would remark in a particularly assertive tone, "human-bicycle relations is only for pleasure."

We never bothered to tell her that for many, cycle-relations are more "business" but we also are also not the right people to make that call. After EIGHT YEARS of sharing DIY pornography across the hemisphere we have somewhat lost the distinction between business and pleasure.

No, for the most part the article was great. We do take umbrage with the title which currently reads as such:

There's a Film Festival for People 

Who Get Turned on by Bicycles

However if you were to look at the URL you can see when they originally posted the article the title was a little more "edgy": 



Neither title is accurate. "Bike Smut is for people..." yes that much is true. Aroused by bicycles? Sure,  maybe... why not. But really even that feels too limiting. It's not as if we expect everyone in the audience to regularly masturbate to Independent Fabrication catalogues (although they are quite nice).

We regularly hear from audience members who were dragged to the show by their friends. They wait around, eager to speak with our organizers to say "Thank you! I don't even like bikes!" And that is one of the biggest compliments we receive, right up there with, "Thank you! I don't even like porn!"

Modern living encourages us to carve out a special little niche where only the like-minded enter into your news-feed's timeline but this is so boring. The challenge of engaging ideas that are bold and run counter to what you believe - that's exciting! When we get put on our ass and learn that even after revolving around the sun dozens of times we still cannot escape the shining illumination of a new Truth.

Yes, bikes are sexy.**
Yes, porn should be better.***
Yes, your choices about porn and transport have an affect on the world and regardless of what naysaying scenesters might write to justify their own lack of gumption, you actually can make your personal space and thus the community you engage with better by riding a bike and/or adopting sex-positive practices.

In an ideal world the article would mention our upcoming call for submissions for our 9th year of "banging pedalphiles." Or our success presenting movies from so many different filmmakers. We have received nearly 100 films from various artists and shared them approximately 500 times and never had a single leak of our content. We don't put the films online and we don't take your body and try to sell DVDs making you into freak show. This is our promise to our filmmakers. This way anyone can contribute to our project without fear of being outted as a pervert or having to explain one's choices to judgmental relatives over holiday dinner.

But more importantly, the ideals of good sex and good transportation are so important to good living that we spend most of our lives in pursuit of one of the other (or both at the same time). Look at the amount of money spent on advertising cars; look at the way sex is used to sell everything! Once a person has claimed their own mobility and sexuality they have no concern of the opinions of bastards who work late trying to find new ways to convince others to buy shit they don't need by lowering vulnerable people's self-esteem.

Any of these would have been an exciting ideas for the article to focus on. But just getting keeping eyeballs on the screen for a few extra seconds seems like an impressive accomplishment and we can't blame them for wanting to sensationalize...  but after years of avoiding other similar media exposé we were hoping VICE might dig deeper into our politics than where some people choose to put their genitals.

So thanks to VICE editors for helping to share the words "Bike Smut" even if you didn't quite have the time, space or mental patience to actually get beyond the sophomoric part of putting a saddle up your butt.

There's an important distinction to make between the fetishization of an inanimate object (merely using it to get off), and seeing that object as an entity unto itself that inspires love and connection in a person. - Josiah H.
The meaning of the word "fetish" has been diluted over the years to basically being on par with "having an interest in" which is pretty milquetoast compared to its more historical definition where a person would only be described as suffering from a fetish if they absolutely needed said object/activity to achieve sexual satisfaction. A person who likes smelling bike saddles would not qualify as a fetish unless that saddle was always under nose during sex. Okay, we can stop being so annoying... for now.

** self mobilization is hot. dependency is not.
*** watching bad porn encourages pornographers to make bad porn. 

December 14, 2014

Finishing the Texas Two Step

Double down! We are closing out 2014 with grace and patience. Rather than going crazy busting ass providing our delicious, hand-crated, human-powered, sex-positive porno to as many willing recipients as possible we will be practically relaxing with only with a pair of fun shows in Texas!

We are in Houston!

Nostuoh is one of those places that when you say you are hosting a screening of erotic bicycle films they often raise their eyebrows and say, "oh really?" then they nod and follow up with, "well that would be perfect" and it always has been. A great staff and a bar that is more than just "Houston" spelled backwards it actually emulates bizzaro world Houston. We have not officially seen anyone paid to drink there but it wouldn't surprise us. It is a wonderful place for the misfits of otherwise mind numbing downtown to gather to enjoy bikeporn... for one night only!

Tuesday, December 23rd
314 Main Street
8pm, $7 donation, 21+

FB event page

Thursday, Dec 18th
K23 Gallery 
702 Fredericksburg Rd
doors at 7pm, performances at 8:30
$3 suggested donation, 21+ 
 FB event page

Featuring art by Louie Chavez, Frances Minten, Mark Olivares, Jessica Garcia, Tony Gnosis, Marc Montoya, Bryan Duff, Shannon Wingate, Eric Montez, Dani Dickson, Angelle Benitez, as well as San Antonio’s only screening of the 8th Annual Bike Smut Film Festival! With a live performances by Zombie Bazaar, comedy and spoken word by Javier Bazaldua, Travis Reyes, Brian Powell and Casey Chacon.  Music by PopGuy. 

Then we get our longest break in years! More than two weeks! So exciting! 

December 4, 2014

Come Again, deep in the cornhole of Texas

What a fucking bird!

Okay, we didn't actually put our genitals inside the carcass of a butchered turkey...  that is probably illegal or something (necro-beastiality meats foodporn? Oh you want that? Okay you asked for it)

The time for being thankful has ended. 
The time for greed is upon us!

Time to give yourself the gift of giving yourself a .gif

This weekend is the Texas premiere of Bike Smut 8: Come Again!

Saturday, Dec 6th in Austin
North Door $7 advance price! Get your tickets now while they are cheap!
502 Brushy St
7pm Doors open! Bring in your bicycle and porn mags then get crafty with Queer Ride
9:30 Screening! Performance!
11ish Dancing!
Have you had enough social media disease today? Enjoy our FB event

Thats right you can have it all!

As long as "all" is a pair of hot bikers and "have it" is them rampaging your salty, bloated caucus with their minds and phalluses.

Wait, thats not right. Instead these charming gentlemen will probably buy you a drink then politely ask your permission to submerge you in a bath of salt water with ginger, sugar, habanero, and citrus* for a few days before they consensually split you open, rip out your spine, break your breastbone, stuff garlic and herbs under your skin and leave you trembling under a bed of onion and potatoes in a cozy pot around 350 degrees for a couple hours or something.

Yes it takes a certain special kind of pornographer to turn an abused pile of flesh into ...

Yes, thats some Lumbersexual Daisy Dukes giving you the bird. 

* while this recipe is unbeaten we also cook hella amazing vegan food too, just saying.

What can we say, we fucking present well for the holidays. Plus bourbon, because bourbon.

Go ahead, beg us to visit your family and ComeAgain!

November 18, 2014

Boning Your Eros Zonna

Winter has come to North America; it's time to go down... south!

For residents of Arizona, this weekend is a double fisting of joyous bikesexual activity!

Friday Nov 21
Space 55
636 E Pierce St
Doors at 7:00 pm, show at 7:40. 
$7 FB event

Saturday Nov 22
The Screening Room
127 E Congress St
Doors at 9:00 pm, show at 9:30
$6  FB Event

tickets for the Tucson show available now:

Adults only, please!

Austin! Houston! San Antonio! You are next!