August 29, 2014

Goodmoe, Malmoe!

Sometimes silly, sometimes brutal
Often fleeting, often  revealing

Bike Smut Euro Tour Re enters Sweden.

Saturday night!

Either you are good and enjoy the engagement of ideas for adults.
Or you are mal and you come for the pun-ishment of Bike Smut.

Either way, come! Then we can Come Again!

August 28, 2014

Tonight in Copenhagen

Tonight in Copenhagen! 

Showtime 1900

Thursday 28 August 
Great dane special edition
Prags Blvd 43

August 21, 2014

The world premiere of BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN

We are bringing the greatest bikesexual show on earth 
back to the people who spawned it!

the world premiere of 


male sexuality wrapped in the context of a protective condoments

In the past year we showed consensual non-consent and forced haircuts from Chicago, golden showers and swampy dendrophilia from Gainesville, greasy cock and ball torture from Berlin, spaghetti-western anarchists from Montreal, gender queer Mario Brothers from Geneva, hardfem bicycle-mounted cavalry-archers hunting to feed their sexual appetites in Pheonix, and a hardcore ginger-on-ginger bisexual, bikesexual educational film.

WHEW! Its been a good year!

Summer is almost over, get your bikesexual fantasies fulfilled while its still hot!

  • Bike Smut 8: Come Again
  • Friday, September 12, 2014
  • Clinton Street Theater - 2522 SE Clinton, Portland, Oregon, USA
  • 9pm
  • $7
  • Get Tickets online! Then invite others with the offiicial FB event!

Make it a double whammy! For only three dollars more ($10 in total) you are encouraged to come early and watch an encore screening of Aftermass, a documentary about how we use our public space and how the bicycle can help make it more human friendly.

Srsly! You should get your tickets to this excellent event online!

Join us afterward for the closet thing to Critical Mass in Portland, the Midnight Mystery Ride
  • Critical Mass: a leaderless ride that starts downtown at 5pm on the last Friday of the month
  • MMR: follow a leader to a mysterious location from a bar at 11pm on the second Friday of the month.

There is no requirement that you ride a bike to the show but the odds of you meeting and going home with a sexy biker greatly improve if you do!

August 7, 2014

Back into Czech, mate!

Beer, German tourists and permissive sexuality: These are the hallmarks of just about every country we visit. Everyone likes to talk about how good their beer is, how annoying all these German tourists are, and how sexually permissive the people are in the next town over.
so horny he can't be bothered to put shoes on
But in at least two European countries it may actually be more true. One is Belgium and the other is The Czech Republic.

Blessed with some of the best water (100 year old breweries built over natural springs coming from the Alps make a might crisp pilsner) and a historically depressed economy exasperated by the EU (its in the EU but they don't use Euros so it easy to travel here and most things are cheaper) naturally you can imagine a lot of people like to visit the Czech Republic.

Czech shares a border with Germany, one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. Often tourists are annoying, because they flaunt their wealth and feel entitles to be jerks because they are paying for service. So people all over Europe love to talk shit about rich, annoying German tourists.

showing off the biker package is one way to display family wealth
Also sex. Logic follows that a place that has legalized prostitution, you might have less shame about other sexual issues. The Czech Republic is considered one of the most liberal Central European countries with regards to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) rights. In 2006 it legalized registered partnerships (registrované partnerství) for same-sex couples.

The more you are exposed to open, comfortable sexuality the less of a taboo it becomes. This should result in more open, accepting communities and possibly more interesting pornography.

And yet there is still room for more joyous bikesexual liberation!
Come get some at these fine shows!

Friday 8/8
FBB Klub Na Dráze, 
Nadražní 9
21:30h fb event

Sunday 10/8
Inner Dark
Polská 898

Prague w/ queer noises, a part of Prague Pride!
Friday 15/8
Q Cafe
Opatovická 12
18h - 20h fb event
Fuck tomorrow, we want a vision for a better tonight!