It has been 10 years since we have had a Bike Smut show in Portland
Half a generation has been lost in the woods, never having experienced the joy of screaming, "Fuck bikes!" with ironic glee.
Its time to reclaim some lost potential
BIKE SMUT REMIX
Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
Clinton St. Theater
With live performance by Bicycle Noise Creation Machine and the premiere of PANTS! The musical
