An overview:
THURSDAY
Le Mini 24 Hours Indoor Endurance Mini Bicycle race accompanied by Roejob Constructions ltd Live Improvised Symphony and a salute to Afred Jarry.
FRIDAY
BIKE PORN!
Les Velobici
plus UV Lycra Disco Party at the Motorcycle Showroom
SATURDAY
Bicycle Basket Art Market , exhibitions, art and music co-curated by Boneshaker and the Motorcycle Showroom Collective
Minotaur Shock
Pip the Human Jukebox
7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from the Bristol Bike Project
All at the Motorcycle Showroom
15-19 Stokes Croft, BS1 3PY
There's a lot to handle here. Let me break it down for you. Ok, here we go. Slides please!
Thursday: LE MINI 24 Hour Indoor Endurance Mini-Bicycle Race
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2 TEAMS! 2 IDENTICAL FULL SUSPENSION MAGNA 16"s! Who shall triumph in this test of the mini-will? Who can complete the most laps in 24 hours on this
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I don't even know. But it's amazing! It's art! Everyone loves art!
Friday: Bike Smut
Oh boy, that's us! We hope that you like us too!
Friday: Les Velobici
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Life-sized women on mini-sized bicycles! Using music and rhythmic movements to convey their profound joy at having experienced the divine blessings that bicycles have brought unto humankind!
Friday: UV Lycra Disco Party
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Ever wondered what a UV disco party was? Well, you're not the only one. But we are here to show you the way. We are here to gently take you by the your Lycra-swaddled crotch, caressing your silky smooth and eerily glowing bits and pieces, and gyrate you to the irresistible four-to-the-flour beat. We're here to show you the pedal strokes. Just take our hand.
Saturday: Bicycle Basket Art Market
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Charming! Small delights vended from bicycle baskets!
Saturday: Minotaur Shock
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It's kind of a big deal. The electronic solo project of David Edwards (better known as Minotaur Shock). The sounds of many electrons going in very interesting directions.
Saturday: Pip the Human Jukebox
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We're all about the human power. All about it. So to those electric-powered jukeboxes, we say BOLLOCKS! We shall tear down their tyrannous reign and replace it with our glorious utopia of PIP!
Saturday: 7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from THE BRISTOL BIKE PROJECT
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We don't actually have any clue what 7x7 bike mechanic DJs might be, besides 49 bike mechanics DJing. But we can provide some illumination on the Bristol Bike Project: basically, it's everything that a bike project can be. Cycle maintenance course, bikes for hire, repairs and servicing, a bike kitchen, women's night, 'Dr. Bike' - mechanic for hire, bikes for purchase, several vibrant community projects, and everything wholesome and bike-y.
Thank you. Class dismissed. I hope that you've learned your lesson and are coming to Bristol.
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