There once was a cyclist from london
Who fucked bikes for the queer revolution
But riding alone was a yawn
She needed a peloton
Now she knows - bike porn's the solution!
Bike Smut at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, hosted by Bar Wotever with Mr. Mistress! Tonight - doors open at 18.00, bike porn pushes the cranks at 20.00.
Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington lane, SE11 5HY London
Entry Free, but donations welcome