The hot, celestial orb of hangovers sits on your chest farting hot beams of light into your eyes. Your attempts at shutting out the pain are ignored as your friends drag you to a magical place where the industrial age has left a rusting postcard to remind you of a time we built giant things that look fucking sweet.
Moreover there are another 30 some kegs of beer that need drinking!
11am New Belgium Brewing tour de fat.
- Sean Hayes
- The Pimps of Joytime
- Handsome Little Devils present: Squirm Burpee Circus
- Portland’s Original Mini-Bike Dance Troupe: The Sprockettes
- Lloyd Family Players Salsa Drum Corps
Not bad, moreover even though they are charging for beer, they give all their profits to charity. Which they dont have to do, but they nice people.
4pm you owe it to yourself to check in on the action at the North American Hardcourt Bike Polo Championships. Its gonna be a long hot day, and with 4 courts there is going to be non stop action for about 10 hours straight.
8pm its about dark and you might try to rekindle a relationship with your liver by eating some starchy foods or anything to soak up the sauce you been pouring down your gullet for the past couple days.
9pm so much for that brief stint with sobriety, the sun has set and your mind turns to the perverse, its the Seattle premiere of Bike Porn 3! Heyo! We somehow managed to pimp our own event! Go us!
- Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound
- Saturday, August 8th
- Seattle Musical Theatre, Building #47, Magnuson Park
- 7400 Sand Point Way NE
- Seattle, WA 98115
- 9 and 11pm
- $7 includes live performance
11pm wash, rinse, repeat! Its the same show but later, and thus a great chance for more obscene heckling. Try to keep your thoughts positive as you explore this wondrous journey of bike sex.