October 22, 2009

Cycle Bound Trailer

Its been demanded and its been begged for and its been about time for us to unleash the beast that is the promotional trailer.

Our hesitation has been simple if not infuriating. This year's program has all new content that greatly expands our understanding of what was previously considered bike porn. The movies are amazing and naturally we want the trailer to be just as good. Frequently are better than their respective movies, and people go to see the movies knowing that. So we take specific shame in presenting this trailer, which, some say is great but we feel falls short on presenting the awesome bikesexual nature that is the entire program of

BIKE PORN 3
CYCLE BOUND




Try to forgive us. Or falling short of that maybe enjoy the trailers for "The Pornography of the Bicycle" or "Bikexploitation" as a point of reference.

16 comments:

  1. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

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  2. Thanks for sharing Annoyingus! Been on teh internerds long?

    To be fair you do win the Syntax for Uptight Commenters award for excellent punctuation and capitalization.

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  3. Your video player doesn't like my browser, all I get is a blank white space in the background. Is there a .wmv file I can download and watch on Kviewer? I also can watch .mpg and .mp4 files that way.

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  4. For the record, I also believe that this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The webs are not what they used to be.

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  5. "The webs are not what they used to be."

    That's because real life is even better now. Get with it.

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  6. That's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet! Really.

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  7. thank you. that was perfect. sure it was dumb, but it was hilarious as well. maybe pointless too... ha, who cares?

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  8. Now I know where those 'keep portland weird' bumper stickers come from...

    I wont look at my bike the same now.
    Interesting work reverend. Interesting indeed....

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  9. I work in the adult entertainment industry... and I think this is sizzling hot. I'll eyeball the bikes on my porch differently from now on.

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  10. Neither stimulating, nor clever. No wonder the cops tasered this moron.

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  11. Rev. Phil: keeping Portland embarassed.

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  12. Nice to see you got "Cycle-Lust." Just saw it last night at Portland Mercury's Hump Film Festival and it was pretty awesome. And I can identify Mykle Hansen as the man who seems unseemingly amused by the bicycle-powered self-spanking machine.

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  13. "Hey guys, let's,like, videotape sex....only this time, the people will be on bicycles. That's cool, right? Right?"

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  14. Dark oily greasy creases get this girl hot. You bring the handlebar tape and tie it tight, I'll come on my unicycle while riding it right.

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  15. haters be hating, tall bike jesus be loving this bike loving.

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