Our hesitation has been simple if not infuriating. This year's program has all new content that greatly expands our understanding of what was previously considered bike porn. The movies are amazing and naturally we want the trailer to be just as good. Frequently are better than their respective movies, and people go to see the movies knowing that. So we take specific shame in presenting this trailer, which, some say is great but we feel falls short on presenting the awesome bikesexual nature that is the entire program of
BIKE PORN 3
Try to forgive us. Or falling short of that maybe enjoy the trailers for "The Pornography of the Bicycle" or "Bikexploitation" as a point of reference.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.ReplyDelete
Thanks for sharing Annoyingus! Been on teh internerds long?ReplyDelete
To be fair you do win the Syntax for Uptight Commenters award for excellent punctuation and capitalization.
Your video player doesn't like my browser, all I get is a blank white space in the background. Is there a .wmv file I can download and watch on Kviewer? I also can watch .mpg and .mp4 files that way.ReplyDelete
For the record, I also believe that this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. The webs are not what they used to be.ReplyDelete
"The webs are not what they used to be."ReplyDelete
That's because real life is even better now. Get with it.
That's the best thing I've ever seen on the internet! Really.ReplyDelete
thank you. that was perfect. sure it was dumb, but it was hilarious as well. maybe pointless too... ha, who cares?ReplyDelete
Now I know where those 'keep portland weird' bumper stickers come from...ReplyDelete
I wont look at my bike the same now.
Interesting work reverend. Interesting indeed....
I work in the adult entertainment industry... and I think this is sizzling hot. I'll eyeball the bikes on my porch differently from now on.ReplyDelete
Rev. Phil: keeping Portland embarassed.ReplyDelete
Nice to see you got "Cycle-Lust." Just saw it last night at Portland Mercury's Hump Film Festival and it was pretty awesome. And I can identify Mykle Hansen as the man who seems unseemingly amused by the bicycle-powered self-spanking machine.ReplyDelete
"Hey guys, let's,like, videotape sex....only this time, the people will be on bicycles. That's cool, right? Right?"ReplyDelete
Dark oily greasy creases get this girl hot. You bring the handlebar tape and tie it tight, I'll come on my unicycle while riding it right.ReplyDelete
haters be hating, tall bike jesus be loving this bike loving.ReplyDelete