[this post was supposed to go out a while ago, we like the image enough to make you read it today]
Boom! We back in this Willamette Valley like a phallus sliding between cleavage.
We are taking Thanksgiving off to gorge ourselves and others.
Help us conclude the Chain Whip Tour in style.
Thursday, December 3rd
Saturday December 5th
A ride from PDX to down the valley is in the works. Who wants in?
photo credit to a strange, possibly liberal-hating sex blog? http://trollydolly.us/?p=3968
[we were not able to slide down the valley so we will do the next best thing and drive our stupid fucking car, which we are very grateful did not have any serious issues over the past 2 months]