Porno-nopia

A bright, shining light is beaming down on Bike Porn Industries: a quick hitting stint in the Rockies is coming together, with eager bike beavers in Salt Lake, Ft Collins, Boulder and Denver (not sure what is happening in Boise, alas); late additions to our bikesexual lineup are being finalized and mailed to our Seattle orifice; and a euro tour seems like it will include six months of epic bike fucking from Istanbul to Ipanema!

Still not all is well for all radical sex activists everywhere.

The perennial badasses at Self-Serve (arguably, the best sex store in the Southwest) who have been organizing their own porn festival for the past several years have lost a major battle to beurcracy.

The City made it clear that both Zoning Enforcement officers and Special Investigations Divisions officers would attend the performance in number, and that these officers would find a way to shut down and silence an event focused on the importance and power of free speech. The Sunshine Theater was threatened with citations for permitting “adult entertainment” under an obscure provision of the zoning code which the City has never before enforced, and which it conveniently overlooked when similar events were held at City-run venues.

That is some pretty fucked up shit there, Albuquerque. We hope whatever crawled up inside them is not contagious.

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