This weekend is Internal-National Fisting Day

This is your annual opportunity to get your legs around some one/thing gentle, powerful and loving!

some are more open to public and pubic display than others

You may not have even known that we have an International Fisting Day. Its understandable, this is only the second year we have been able to observe this handy holiday. But your ignorance is more than understandable, its expected. If you make a porn with fisting you wont be able to find a distributor who will sell your DVD.  It all goes back to an obscure list of codes from decades ago, most of which is ignored with a few notable exceptions:

We NEED to see this activity, not only to support gay, bi & queer sexualities and the acts therein but also to show heterosexuals that it is an amazingly intimate, fun and ok act! We can watch two or more dicks in a pussy plus a plug in the ass and another dick in the mouth but we cant watch a hand in the bush?

 At fistingday.tumblr.com you can see and learn more about this depraved act of slow, gentle loving that is routinely censored

from your porn by distributors who claim they could be subject to fines associated with obscenity laws, even while they proudly promote movies depicting most if not all the non-fisting taboos from the list above. Yeesh!

Moreover, the political season is at a fervor. Even back in March when 65 thousand people descended on the Capitol building in Madison, Wisconsin!


We applaud these well lubricated pioneers, spread them cheeks and raise your fist in tribute today!


This link will provide a brief history of our connections to Madison,

someday you will be censored too

 

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Porno-nopia

A bright, shining light is beaming down on Bike Porn Industries: a quick hitting stint in the Rockies is coming together, with eager bike beavers in Salt Lake, Ft Collins, Boulder and Denver (not sure what is happening in Boise, alas); late additions to our bikesexual lineup are being finalized and mailed to our Seattle orifice; and a euro tour seems like it will include six months of epic bike fucking from Istanbul to Ipanema!

Still not all is well for all radical sex activists everywhere.

The perennial badasses at Self-Serve (arguably, the best sex store in the Southwest) who have been organizing their own porn festival for the past several years have lost a major battle to beurcracy.

The City made it clear that both Zoning Enforcement officers and Special Investigations Divisions officers would attend the performance in number, and that these officers would find a way to shut down and silence an event focused on the importance and power of free speech. The Sunshine Theater was threatened with citations for permitting “adult entertainment” under an obscure provision of the zoning code which the City has never before enforced, and which it conveniently overlooked when similar events were held at City-run venues.

That is some pretty fucked up shit there, Albuquerque. We hope whatever crawled up inside them is not contagious.

Censorship comes in many forms, so be vigilant and support an ethical pervert today!

I got your indecency right here!

Who defines what is appropriate for you?

More importantly (and kind implied in the last question but never mind that) Who defines what is inappropriate for you?


Well if you are are considered an Adult (a floating range between 14-21 years old depending on who you are talking to and the emancipation laws of a given state) you may be given a lot of freedom in that regard.

Have a look for at this handy guide, color coded for children!

Nevertheless there is probably a head of household/state/bike gang that you trust to make some decisions about what is/is not okay sexually. These people are always (supposed to be) looking out for the less worldly members of your country/community/bike shop. This is a tricky position to be put into for sure as the morality of the leader is thrust upon the followers. But what if the leader is really horny? What then will said leader thrust?

So is it that fucked up people are attracted to positions of power or is it that power corrupts all our god-fearing leaders or is it that we really like to see our leaders crossing lots of taboos cause it makes us feel better about our minor issues with ethics.

No matter where you live the standards you obey are community standards. Even though an external force may try to set undesirable codes of behavior for you.

We at BikeSmut LLC heartily encourage more local (if any) control. So much so that we have considered creating a modular program that could be dialed up or down.

"Cant handle watching anything penetrate an anus? No problem!"
"Fisting too much for your sensitive eyeballs? We got you covered."

Its tireless and largely thankless work. But that's the job of censors, to keep you at a safe, comfortable distance for the realities of modern bike rape

Could a future video screening include user defined content? Could a computer program infer from an audience a desire of more or less porn by way of simple cheering or jeering? Would a program like that inevitably end with terribly disturbing content or more kittens? (one in the same in this situation)

And while it is pertinent, why is it that the Agency for Cycling Ethics' website is password protected? WHERE ARE WE TO TURN NOW?

UPDATE - It seems they have removed their presence altogether. If this is a sign of the future possibly these people can help.