The other day, I was walking down a street in Vienna, and I saw some kid standing there with a fine ass hot bicycle. "Bike Porn! Vienna Bikekitchen! Friday night!", I said. Said the kid, "I am so excite! But I am cursed by an evil wizard's spell and cannot be with you tomorrow night. But I am going to be in Linz on Sunday! I hear you also love Linzians! Where is your Bike Smut show there?"
For you and for all similar others, here is your answer: Bike Smut is happening in a big way on Sunday night at Kapu in Linz, Austria. That's 20.00, Kapuzinerstrasse 36. Hosted by the Linz Bike Kitchen!