Super-Powered Bike Smut

Slovenia, you have only just begun to taste the pleasures of Bike Smut! After our excursion south to Zagreb, we get it up again for the north Slovenian city of Maribor, widely famous as being the proud home of the world's oldest grapevine. The world's oldest collection of amateur erotic short films about bicycles will be cruising the streets of Maribor on Friday in a bicycle superhero parade organized by the Maribor Cyclist Network. Because, yes, riding a bicycle does give you super powers, and better orgasms. And what do superheros do after riding their bikes? They watch porn! Yes! After drinking alcohol. Here is our schedule for June 3rd:

16.00 gathering
17.00 start of parade
19.00 snacks and drinks
20.00 bike smut screenings
22.00 dub party

We meet at Grajskem trgu (Castle Market), and from there follow the bike sound system into the moist warm folds of bike porn.