July 15, 2014

Germanus Interrupts

We were in the midst of a pretty excellent bike tour, traveling all across Italy from Torino to Naples to Venice then out of Italy cross Slovenia to Zagreb, Croatia back to Slovenia to Graz, Austria.

1000s of kilos of hardcore bike pumping action!

And then there was a call to arms and legs! We are going to Bike Wars!

The former East German town of Leipzig is the battleground for another brutal example of why bikers should be given lots of welding equipment and beer.

Bike Smut will bring these warriors to a frenzied pitch!

Wednesday, 16 July (more events all weekend!)
G16 – Giesserstrasse 16

Then the march will continue south to the gentler Bavarian lands (that already are perpetually soaked in beer)

Friday, 18 July
CityClub, K├Ânigsplatz

Saturday, 19 July  
Bike Kitchen - Akademiestr 2-4

Then our rubber treads mercilessly over the former Austrian-Hungarian Empire

Thursday, 24 July
BikeKitchen - kapuzinerstrasse 36

Bratislava  Critical Mass!
Friday, 25 July

Saturday, 26 July
Schikaneder Margaretenstra├če 24

Will we make it to Budapest or will the prudes halt our easternly advancement leaving us the sweet nectar of the Czech Republic to suckle upon?

The bikesexual war of eastern Europe shall be won or lost in these days. Do not sit idly by, stand up and let the world know that you love your fucking bicycle and you will proudly defend yourself from anti-bikesexual fascists... this is how we do it 

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