August 23, 2007

Dont let the public lashing get you down

WARNING: This posting has almost nothing to do with bikes at all

Zahra Amir Ebrahimi is an Iranian actress who has been seriously fucked over (either figuratively or figuratively and literally).

So lets say it was actually her in the sex video... and for the sake of argument let us even say that it is a great offense to Allah, that it shakes the moral fiber of all good, humble monotheistic men who watch it. First off, this should be really awesome porn! (as defined by me, good porn is like a good car crash: you dont want to watch, but you can't turn away)

I'm pissed that unlike Paris Hilton Ebrahimi's acting career may have been ruined by porn, but it's kinda nice to know that for all the media/government's attempts to show the video blurred out, that people are still sharing it online.

Tehran’s chief prosecutor, Saeed Mortazavi, wants death sentences for those convicted of circulating such pornography. According to the legal code, sex between two unmarried people carries punishment of up to 99 lashes.

This all sucks for Ebrahimi, but at least the ex-boyfriend (who I expected would only get a slap on the wrist) has been extradited and faces years in prison and fines. That makes me very happy. Fuck slimy dudes with cameras. They make my job suck.

This pornographer is left wondering:
  • Will she someday be thought of as a sexual liberator?
  • Will someone be video taping the public lashings?
  • Could an Asia Minor Bike Tour be far behind?
Clearly she should have just humped that 2 wheeled stud instead.


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