The Bike Porn "Name the Annoying Blogger" Contest

Something we are seriously lacking is regular content. Like some prune juice and Metamucil Bran muffin content!
To that end we have a new reoccurring feature at BikeSmut.com... but we don't have a name for it yet.

Here is the premise. 100s of hours are spent scouring the internet for bike porn. Most of it is pretty tame. But an ungodly amount of my searches end up with us reading the ignorant, annoying-as-fuck social conservative blog de jour.

• "Gays are manipulating our children, keep them out of college"
• "I knew he was into evil because I searched his web browser history"
• "...and the serpent laid down with the bike thus I ran to my Ford Extinction and hit the A/C, cause cold blooded things hate air conditioning"

Most of them are terrible and boring, but some are just terrible. They need to be mocked bitterly. Just in time for our tour though the Southwest (yea Texass!) Ideally the annoying bloggers will be in a city we are screening at and we can motivate them to stay home and write about how terrible everything is.


Please send your title suggestions to: bikesmut@gmail.com

The winner will get a signed "Bike Porn 2" poster. This is not yet available to anyone, in fact only the few artists involved involved in their reproduction have one, and this is the 1st giveaway/bribing we have tried/lowered ourselves to so it is doubly special!