WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH THE PREMIERE PERFORMANCE OF A NEW YORK ALL GIRL BICYCLE DANCE TROOP!
TONIGHT! we are blowing the anus out of Brooklyn... gently... consentually even! So dont miss it!
- Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound
- April 16, 2010 8pm, 10pm and midnight
- House of Yes in Williamsburg
- 342 Maujer St.
- Take the L train to Grand
- $8, with live performances!
It was an awesome fun time. Riding bikes, playing games, dancing in the streets! Thanks NYC Polo and Times Up!
Its a steaming pile of bike love in the city that might want to sleep... soon... but not yet... , whack-off, dance-off, maybe with your pants... Off?
6pm Bike Polo ... in the PIT! (uh Chrystie and Broome Streets in the Sara D. Roosevelt Park.)
What you dont have a polo bike or mallet? Well if you come though we bet someone will let you borrow one... or if you have never played before check out the low-key polo scene in Brooklyn every Tuesday.
7pm Bike Town Motown Dance Ride
Tomkins Square Park, Manhattan
What you dont know how to dance with a bike? Well this 1st hint is free... practice smooth dismounts! then just dance NEXT to your bike. Dancing with a top tube between your legs limits your groove.
WHAT YOU'RE NOT IN New York? What gives? Why you reading this bullshit anyway?