Showing posts with label Backlash tour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Backlash tour. Show all posts

August 1, 2016

Bikesexual Boston: The End is Neigh

It is fitting that our final US/Canadian tour begins in the original cultural capitol of the United States. Boston has seen Bike Smut at its dazzling highs and depressing lows.

Along the way we have been blessed to have excellent help. Igniting the bikesexual revolution was a pair of local bicycle-fun activists we had met in Portland, Sara and Jamie.  Jamie would help connect the dots in various cities as she traveled the world; Sara would go on to organize Boston's World Naked Bike Ride and provided much needed comforts that are so rare when on the road.

The gender-queer dynamo, Aliza of Truth Serum.org provided unparalleled marketing power. We sold out The Brattle Theater on our very first screening! Richard Meek and a photographer Derek Kouyoumjian from The Boston Phoenix promoted and documented the extraordinary presentation of "Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound" Ending with a live song and dance performance parody of Dirty Dancing's "The BikePorn of My Life" with a 3-person, full-Monty burlesque and stirringly infectious sing along at the end.










Whew. Hard act to follow.

That was 6 years ago, and a lot has changed. Touring with a team of radical queers is both as exhilarating and painful as it sounds. Then we learned our promotional powerhose Aliza had suffered a major accident that would leave her brain hemorrhaging and needing multiple surgeries to save her life. They survived but the damage had been done. The torrent of words that had once flowed from Aliza with such speed and clarity were severely debilitated. Truth Serum and the community of people who depended on it to provide access to quality gender-bending art were in limbo.

After trying for many years to recapture the magic without Aliz'a help Bike Smut had to rebuild.  Rev.Phil decided to bike tour with Bike Smut as a challenge to see if he could "walk the walk." He bike toured across AND around North America, presenting Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express in dozens of cities, riding thousands of miles from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico with all the necessary gear that used to fill a van.



Bike Smut found a comfort in more intimate venues. Teaming up with a tall glass of smart water, the typically-Boston-brilliant, bike punk, Q helped us secure and fill an underground venue space. It was packed with our fav kind of audience, curious and vocal perverts! They had excellent questions making an engaging Q and A session followed by a strip down naked-style dance party!  It was supremely rewarding to have some of our favorite organizers and filmmakers at that show, especially because we had worked hard on promoting Bike Smut and we all want it to fulfill that potential promise of being the catalyst for joyous celebration of our liberty and sexuality in motion. It was no small feet for Aliza to get up the 7 flights of stairs nor stick it out to the end as such an engaging show can be overwhelmingly taxing even to healthy grey matter. Brain damage is a real thing and healing from it takes a lot of patient work. We are exceedingly grateful to the community of people who have and continue to support Aliza. Thank you!

Last year we were delighted to find Aliza was starting to organize events again, this time creating space for people to create their own art while challenging taboos at Dr Sketchy's! Sara and Rev.Phil took the opportunity to be models for Dr Sketchy before the screening of Bike Smut 8: Come Again. More exciting performances and a rapt audience. More photos from Aliza.







Which brings us to today. This week we will present Bike Smut 9: Science Friction, our final screening in Boston. We have a series of movies and performances based on the theme including: interracial alien orgies, power-tool wielding lesbians, Mexican post-porn saddle squirting, polybikesexual queer trans babes armed with dildo flamethrowers, hunting for a mate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and time traveling sex missionaries!

But before that we have a special event where Reverend Phil will make a rare powerpoint presentation called:
BIKESEXUAL REVELATIONS:  
 A DECADE OF DECADENCE IN 45 MINUTES

HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BULLSHIT PATRIARCHY AND LOVE RADICAL INTERDEPENDENCE

Its gonna be amazing!

Both events are hosted at Aeronaut Brewing Company  at 14 Tyler Street Somerville, MA

Wednesday, Aug 3rd
5pm bike workshop with SHIFT bike collective
6:30 Ken Smith of Rejjee explores safe, consensual BDSM with your bike by locking it up in public
7:15pm Bikesexual Revelations
FB event





Sunday, August 7
8:15pm, Adults Only, $9 donation
Live Performances
ONE NIGHT ONLY
FB event





Following this event we have screenings in New Haven, Troy, Burlington, White River Junction, Montreal, Toronto, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Peoria, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison, and Minneapolis. Please connect us with other people along the way!


We need help finding people and venues in other New England towns. Help Providence, Northampton and Portland, Maine discover their bikesexuality!



Pics from Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound by Derek Kouyoumjian, Tom Meek and The Boston Phoenix

April 19, 2011

A history of Bike Smut



In the past four SIX NINE (!) years we have shared our program of erotic bicycle movies quite a few times, in quite a few places. Hundreds of screenings later we still have never had any leaks!

"How can that be?" you ask.

Great follow up question, thank you for helping us illuminate this idea further.

We do not make DVDs (generally), we do not send screeners to the media. The filmmakers privacy is sacred and we shall not violate that trust and even though selling DVDs would make this a financially viable institution, and sending copies to the media would get us a butt load of press, we say "nay!" (often with a stuffy, British voice). "Nay, we shalt cheapen the experience of gathering as a community together!" For once we see in each other these ideals we can't help from recognizing that freedom of movement via human powered transportation and sexual liberation not only come from similar origins but also deliver you to a beautiful future!

But we are cleaning up things around here, so this ever expanding list of shows that used to be available on the sidebar and caused much confusion is going to live in this dark corner of the Bike Smut blog from now on.

Thanks for the mamories!

(UPDATE: now in chronological order)

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The Pornography of the Bicycle
 
The Cascadian Bike Porn Tour (2007)
9/17 Seattle
9/19 Bellingham
9/21 Vancouver B.C.


The Bike Calipornification Tour (2007-8)
12/28 - Los Angeles
1/2/08 - Davis
1/3/08 - San Francisco
1/5/08 - Cottage Grove


The Bike Porn Eastern Swing! (2008) 


Bike Porn goes to Bike Prom! (2008)


  • 4/25 Victoria with special screening of the Velo Vixen documentary

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    Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation



    Bike Porn Cascadian Bikexploitation Tour (2008)


  • 9/18 Bellingham
  • 9/20 Seattle
  • 9/22 Olympia

  • Westward HO! Bikexploitation Tour




  • 10/6 Boise
  • 10/7 Pocatello
  • 10/9 Salt Lake City
  • 10/16 Ft Collins
  • 10/17 Boulder
  • 10/18 Denver
  • 10/21 Moab
  • 10/24 Durango
  • 10/27 Albuquerque
  • 10/29 Houston
  • 11/1 Austin
  • 11/5 Bisbee
  • 11/6 Tucson
  • 11/13 Phoenix
  • 11/19 San Diego
  • 11/21 Pitzer College
  • 11/23 Los Angeles!
  • 11/25 Santa Cruz
  • 11/28 San Francisco
  • 11/29 Oakland
  • 12/4 Eugene


    Viva Canada
    4/26 Victoria BC w/ Bike Prom
    5/29 Vancouver with pirates!
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    Bike Smut 3 CYCLE BOUND



  • 6/12 Portland - World Premiere
  •  6/22 Portland - Bonus screenings

  • .. THE BACKLASH TOUR ..
    February - June 2010
    Imagine a DIY porn caravan heading south to Baja, East to the Atlantic, North to Canada, and all the way home to Cascadia.
    50 cities in 100 days... yes, you may crap yourself on our behalf.


    2/5 Vancouver,
    2/6 Victoria,
    2/11 Portland
    2/15 Eugene
    2/18 Ashland
    Sacramento
    Davis, CA POSTPONED
    2/19 San Francisco
    2/20 SF
    2/21 Oakland
    2/25 Santa Barbara
    2/26 Claremont Colleges
    2/27 Los Angles
    2/28 Long Beach
    3/1 San Diego
    3/3 Tempe
    3/4 Tucson
    3/6 Bisbee
    3/8 San Antonio
    3/10 Austin
    3/12 Houston
    3/13 New Orleans
    3/16 Mobile
    3/17 Pensacola
    3/18 Gainesville
    3/19 Orlando
    3/20 Sarasota
    3/23 Jacksonville
    3/25 Savannah
    3/26 Atlanta
    3/27 Asheville
    3/31 Carrboro
    4/2 Richmond
    4/7 Baltimore
    4/8 Washington DC
    4/9 Lancaster
    4/11 Philadelphia
    4/12 somewhere in NJ? NEIN!
    4/16 Brooklyn
    4/18 New Haven
    4/19 Providence
    4/21 Boston
    4/22 White River Jct, VT
    4/23 Ottawa
    4/24 Montreal
    4/25 Toronto
    4/26 Buffalo
    4/27 Pittsburgh
    4/28 Columbus
    4/30 Detroit
    5/1 Chicago
    5/4 Milwaukee
    5/5 Madison
    5/8 Minneapolis
    5/12 Winnipeg
    5/14 Regina
    5/15 Saskatoon
    5/18 Edmonton
    5/21 Calgary
    5/25 Missoula
    5/27 Bellingham
    5/29 Vancouver
    6/4 Olympia

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    Bike Smut 4:PLAY

    The 2011 Northern Exposure Tour
    1/28 Victoria
    1/29 Vancouver
    2/5 Seattle
    2/11 Olympia
    3/3 Pullman
    3/6 Bozeman
    3/7 Minneapolis
    3/11 Madison
    3/12 Milwaukee
    3/13 Chicago
    3/16 Detroit
    3/18 Buffalo
    3/26 Toronto
    3/27 Ottawa
    3/30 Montreal
    3/31 Burlington, VT
    4/1 Boston
    4/2 Boston
    4/6 Providence
    4/9 New York

    European Tour

    Lipzig
    27 April - Vienna, Austria
    30 April - Budapest, Hungary
    2 May - Fabrica, Bucharest, Romania
    6 May - Lambda Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey
    13 May - ODTÜ, Ankara, Turkey
    15 May - Kaos GL, Ankara, Turkey
    17 May - Boğaziçi Üniversitesi, İstanbul, Turkey
    18 May - Empire Project Gallery, Istanbul, Turkey
    26 May - BFest, Athens, Greece
    29 May - Cerkno, Slovenia
    31 May - Social Center Rog, Ljubljana, Slovenia
    2 June - Zagreb, Croatia
    3 June - Kino Udarnik, Maribor, Slovenia
    7 June - MKSMC, Koper, Slovenia
    10 June - Wien Bikekitchen, Vienna, Austria
    12 June - Kapu, Linz, Austria
    13 June - Styrian Sprint Shop, Graz, Austria
    15 June - Cross Club, Prague, Czech Republic
    17 to 19 June - GenderFuck festival, Tabor, Czech Republic
    20 June - Galerie Skleněná Louka, Brno, Czech Republic
    21 June - Bratislava Bikekitchen, Bratislava, Slovakia
    22 June - Klub 29, Pardubice, Czech Republic
    24 June - Cafe Miesna, Poznan, Poland
    28 June to 3 July - Bike Punk Fest, Warsaw, Poland
    5 July - Lenin Shipyard, Gdansk, Poland
    7 July - King Kong Klub, Berlin, Germany
    9 Berlin - Schwelle 7, Berlin, Germany
    14 July - Autonomes Zentrum, Cologne, Germany
    15 July - Gangerviertel, Hamburg, Germany
    16 July - Erbse, Kiel, Germany
    21 July - Kontrapunkt, Malmo, Sweden
    23 July - Bokkafe Velgo, Gothenburg, Sweden
    25 July to 31 July - Queer Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark
    30 July - Kopi Squat, Berlin, Germany
    3 August - Filmhuis Cavia, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
    5-6 August - DIY Bikefest, Scheveningen, The Netherlands
    7 August - Passing Clouds, London, England
    12 August - The Motorcycle Showroom, Bristol, England
    14 August - Yard Theatre, Manchester, England
    20-21 August - Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire, England
    27 August - The Forest, Edinburgh, Scotland
    28 August - Islington Mill, Manchester, England
    30 August - Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London, England
    31 August - ReWorks, Cambridge, England
    1 September - Colorama, London, England
    2 September - The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, England
    7 September - Andrea's house, Brussels, Belgium
    8 September - Les Marmottes, Amiens, France
    10 September - Nicolas Ehrhart Cycles &Le Houla Oups, Paris, France
    16 September - Casablanca, Madrid, Spain
    17 September - Patio Maravillas, Madrid, Spain
    22 September - Teatro de los Manantiales, Valencia, Spain
    24 September - My Beautiful Parking, Barcelona, Spain
    27 September - Le Trou de Balle, Toulouse, France
    29 September - Association le No, Marseilles, France
    30 September - Un p'tit vélo dans la tête, Grenoble, France
    1 October - Les Tanneries, Dijon, France
    2-3 October - Tostaki, Lyon, France
    5 October - Cinema Oblo, Lausanne, Switzerland
    6 October - Csoa Gabrio, Turin, Italy
    7 October - Cascina Torchiera, Milan, Italy
    8 October - Sos Furnace, Milan, Italy
    9 October - Mondrian Suite, Rome, Italy
    11 October - Ciclofficina, Modena, Italy
    12 October - Autonomer Beauty Salon, Zurich, Switzerland
    14 October - Kafe Marat, Munich, Germany
    27 October - Porn Film Fest Berlin separatist show

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    [[[Bike Smut 5: Speed and The Orgasm Trail are missing]]


    Bike Smut 6:Turning TriXXX

    PORTLAND
    ?


    SEATTLE
    Sun Aug 19
    20/20 Cycles @ 20th and Union
    7:15

    BEND
    Thu Sept 6
    Tin Pan Cinema @ Tin Pan Alley
    7:15 and 9:15

    SALT LAKE
    Sat Sept 8
     - 8pm
    .3 % Productions - 1130 S. Richards St

    BOULDER, CO
    Wed Sept 12
     - 7pm
    Phoenix Asylum - 2510 47th St

    DENVER, CO
    Fri Sept 14
     - 10:30pm
    Deer Pile - 206 East 13th Ave

    Ft. Collins, CO
    Sat Sept 15
     - 10:30pm
    Lyric Cafe - 300 E Mountain

    BOZEMAN, MT
    Wed Sept 19
     - 7pm
    The Procrastinator - Strand Union @MSU


    Sat, Sept 22 - 10pm
    Bedlam Theatre - The Ivy Building - 2714 27th Street E

    Madison, WI
    Wed Sept 26
     - 7pm
    Lothlorien Co Op 244 W Lakelawn Pl

    Milwaukee, WI
    Thu Sept 27
     - 8pm
    Public House - 815 E Locust St

    Chicago, IL
    Sat Sept 29
     - 11:59pm
    Music Box

    Detroit, MI
    Sat Oct 6
     - 9:15pm
    Crass City Theater - 3420 Cass Ave

    Toronto, ON
    Thu Oct 11
     - 8:30pm
    CineCycle - behind 129 Spadina Ave

    Ottawa, ON
    Sat Oct 13
    TBA brewpub

    Montreal, QB
    Tue Oct 16
     - 9:30pm
    Cafe Artere - 7000 Ave du Parc

    Burlington, VT
    Thu Oct 18
    The Firefly - 200 main st.

    Boston, MA
    Fri Oct 19 - 7:30, 9:15, 11pm
    The Video Underground -
    385 Centre Street Jamaica Plain

    Providence, RI
    Sat Oct 20 - 9pm
    Dungeon C

    Providence, RI
    Sun Oct 21 - 6pm
    Libertalia - 280 Broadway #200

    Brooklyn, NY
    Thu Oct 25 - 830pm
    Goodbye Blue Monday - 1087 Broadway


    Washington DC
    Fri Oct 26
    Sova - 1359 H Street Northeast

    Richmond, VA
    Sun Oct 28
    Movie Loft

    Asheville, NC
    Mon Oct 29
    Shit House

    New Orleans, LA
    Sat Nov 3
    Mud Lark

    Houston, TX
    Mon Nov 5

    Notsuoh - 314 Main St
    314 Main Street 


    Mexico City
    Sabado, Nov 17
    Casa Bicitecas, Central Del Pueblo,  Republica De Nicaragua #15  Colonia Centro


    Guadalajara
    Saturday, December 1, 2012 

    Guadalajara, Mexico

    Mericules 5 Dec


    Puebla, Mexico
    Sábado 15 de diciembre
     Oaxaca, Mexico
    26 Dec
    THE END OF ALL CAPS (after surviving the end of the world at the Rainbow Gathering in Planaque, a Mayan ruin in Chiapas)
     Cafe Central
    http://www.colectivocentral.com/
    Cidudad de Mexico
    29 Dec
    the end of the year
    Puebla Central w Bicitekas
    2013
    United States
     Austin, TXJanuary 5
    29th St Ballroom
    w Bed Post Confessions and Queer Ride
    San Antonio, TX
    January 8
    Boneshakers
    Tucson, AZ
    January 11
    The Screening Room
    Phoenix, AZ
    January 12
    Trunk Space

    CALIFORNIA
    Friday Jan 18
    HIGHLAND PARK
    3706 N. Figueora St
    8pm , $5 
    Saturday Jan 19
    SILVER LAKE
    Church of FUN
    4109 melrose ave
    6pm and 10pm, $5 presale, $10 day of show

    Sunday Jan 20
    LONG BEACH
    105 W Broadway

    Santa Cruz
    Sat. Jan 23rd
    Bike church
    703 pacific ave.  

    Oakland
    Sunday Feb 3rd
     The Roll Up Bicycle Shop & Art Space
    4401 San Leandro St

    San Fancisco
    Tuesday, February 5, 2013
    El Rio
    3158 Mission St., San Francisco

    Davis, California
    friday, April, 19
    The Domes

    Friday, May 17
    Sudo Room

    2141 Broadway
    8:30,


    Come Find Me - World Premiere
    Saturday, June 1st
    Center for Sex and Culture 
    1349 Mission Street
    8 - 10 pm,


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    Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express

    2013

    6/12 Portland

    7/12 Anchorage

    7/20 Vancouver

    7/6 Homer, AK

    8/30 Salt Lake
    8/4 Seattle
    9/1 Ogden

    9/10 Ft. Collins
    9/5 Boulder
    9/6 Denver
    9/7 Denver
    10/1 Indianapolis
    10/10 Toronto
    10/17 Montreal
    10/21 Burlington
    10/24 Troy
    10/29 Boston
    11/1 Brooklyn
    11/10 DC
    11/14 RVA
    11/17 Raleigh
    11/23 Asheville, NC
    11/24 Knoxville, TN
    11/6 Philadelphia
    11/8 Baltimore
    12/01 Nashville
    12/04 Memphis
    12/11 Athens, GA
    12/13 Jacksonville
    12/15 Gainesville
    12/22 New Orleans
    12/26 Houston
    12/29 Galveston

    2014
    1/11 San Antonio
    1/17 Austin
    1/19 Dallas
    1/26 NOLA
    2/1 Houston




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    Bike Smut 8: Come Again


    2014
    September
    12 Portland - world premiere (with a screening of Aftermass)
    16 Eugene
    21 Eureka

    October
    2 San Francisco
    4 Davis
    8 Oakland
    9 Emeryville
    11 San Jose
    19 San Luis Obispo
    24 LA

    November
    6 Boulder @ PhoenixAsylum
    8 Denver @Velowood Cyclery
    11 Ft Collins @LyricCinema
    12 Col Springs @Voodoo Leatherworks
    14 Salt Lake @Physic's Warehouse
    21 Phoenix @ Space 55
    22 Tucson @ Screening Room


    December
    6 Austin @ North Door
    18 San Antonio @ K23 Gallery
    23 Houston @Notsuoh





    2015
    January/ Ener
    10 Puebla


    Febrero
    1 Puerto Escondito
    6 Guadalajara
    14 Salton Sea
    19 LA - Church of Fundraiser
    21 San Jose
    28 Oakland

    March
    3 San Francisco
    8 Las Vegas
    14 Tucson @ Cyberspunk
    21 Jacksonville @ Zen Cog
    23 St Augustine @ Shanghai Nobby's

    April 
     24 Toronto w the Feminist Porn Awards!

    May
    2 Montreal
    6 Burlington
    10 Boston w/ Dr Sketchy
    12 Troy
    14 Buffalo
    22 Detroit
    29 Kansas City

    Bike Smut: Back in the Saddle a second European explor-tation

     March Mars Marzo März
    7 Geneve
    8 Lausanne
    11 St-Étienne
    12 Grenoble
    13 Lyon

    April Avril Aprile April
    13 Paris @ La Mutinerie - 178 Rue Saint-Martin
    14 Ghent 
    17 Brussels @ Byrrh - 4 rue dieudonné lefevre , 1020 bruxelles
    18 Amsterdam @ Filmhuis Cavia - Van Hallstraat 52-1HG
    22 Zurich
    26 Catania, Italia @ Zeronove - Via Opificio 12

    May Mai Maggio Mai 
    7 Palermo @ Taverna Bukowski - piazzetta teatro santa cecilia 22 @ 19h
    10 Torino @ Csoa Gabrio - via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h
    17-18 Milano @ Leoncavallo
    21 Modena @ Libera - via del Tirassegno 7 @ 21:30
    30 Roma @ ExSnia -  via Prenestina 173 @ 23:59

    June Juin Giugno Juni
    2 Roma @ ciclofficina del gazometro - via Caboto, 15 - ostiense @ 21h
    CANCELLED
    6 Napoli @ ex Asylum - Vico G.Maffei 65 @21h, post CM
    11 Pescara Sweet Polo Porno Party!
    14 Rimini @ Grotta Rossa @DIY FEST - Via della Lontra, 40
    19 Bologna @ Xm24 - via Fioravanti, 24
    22 Vicenza @ ADA Lab - via Btg. Framarin 42
    27 Padova @ TBA after Critical Mass

    July Juillet Luglio Juli 
    3 Zagreb @ FB event  20h
    10 Maribor
    12 Graz
    16 Leipzig @ Giesserstrasse 16. 21h @ Bike Wars
    18 Augsburg @ CityClub, Königsplatz. 20h
    19 Munich @ Akademiestr 2-4. 20h
    24 Linz @ BikeKitchen kapuzinerstrasse 36 21h
    25 Bratislava @ Jamaica 
    26 Vienna @ Schikaneder Margaretenstraße 24. 22h

    August Août Agosto August
    5 Vienna "B-sides" @ grillplatz 13, Donau Insel
    8 Brno @ FBB Klub Na Dráze, Nadražní 9, 21:30h
    10 Pardubice @ Inner Dark Polská 898, 20h
    30 Malmo

    September
    4 Kiel @ Muthesius-Hochschule Kiel Industriedesign Lorentzendamm 6-8  
    6 Berlin @ Eiszeitkino, Zeughofstraße 20 
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    Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

    2015
    June
    25 Portland, world premiere

    July
    11 Las Vegas, with the opening of the world's largest sex bike at the Erotic Heritage Museum

    18 Anchorage, Alaska part of the Midnight Sunburn bike polo tournament

    August
    9 Seattle, at the Center For Sex Positive Culture

    September
    3 Burning Man w Tender Heckles 9:15 and "A" st.

    November
    8 Denver
    10 Ft. Collins
    18 Boulder
    22 Colorado Springs

    [THE LONGEST ELAPSED TIME WITHOUT A SCREENING SINCE 2008]

    2016
    April
    23 Bristol
    29 London

    May
    5
    San Francisco
    7
    Los Angeles
    7
    Nuremberg
    21 Amsterdam

    June
    3
    Philadelphia
    5
    NYC Porn Film Fest


    July
    14 Vienna

    August
    7 Boston with lecture by rev.phil on what the fuck is this shit?
    25 Burlington with special coverage by Rachel Elizabeth Jones
    28 Troy with a Bare as You Dare Ride
    31 White River Junction

    September
    10 Montreal (feat. the consumate entertainer's epic meltdown via liberal intolerance)
    17 Harvest Fest
    22 Toronto
    24 Buffalo
    27 Columbus, OH

    October
    1 Detroit Bike!Bike!
    9 Chicago
    15 Milwaukee
    27 Minneapolis Cancelled! Wow! That's only happened like once before! (we missed the Slovenian National Downhill Championships when the gear box of our tour van, Stonewall Johnson, blew up in northern Greece)

    29 Berlin Porn Film Festival

    2017
    MEXICO
    ¡FINAL FELIZ EN MEXICO!

    APRIL
     
    21 World Bicycle Forum Ciudad de México, Casa Biciteka, 21h
    28 NAASN @ Biblioteca Social Reconstruir, Godard y Delibes, Guadalupe Victoria II, 18h

    MAY

    1 Hotel Condesa DF
    9 San Cristobal, Chiapas
    11 Oaxaca City
    12 Puebla Centro Historica
    13 Puebla
    14 Cholula


    October
    8 en Barcelona @ Rueda International Cycling Film Festival

    14 en Toulouse, France

    2018

    Friday, Feb 17 - Mexicali @ The Hive Sun, Feb 18th - TWO SHOWS - Melbourne @ Longplay
    Thu,  March 1 - Sydney  @ The Red Rattler Theatre
    Fri, March 2 - New Castle  @ The Royal Exchange
    Thursday, March 29  - New Orleans @ Zeitgeist
    Thursday, July 26 - Vancouver, BC @ The Rio  Yay! We helped SAVE THE RIO!
     
    wow slowest year ever?!? so exciting! can we do even less next year? stay tuned. Same smut channel, rather infrequently smut time!


    2019
    Friday, April 26, Kansas City @ Stray Cat Film Center
    Performances by Drugs & Attics, Riki Wallen, KC Roller Derby
    Space Kink Costume Contest
    Beer by Cinder Block, Brewery Emperial, Torn Label
    Wednesday May 8, Denver @ The Oriental Theater - SPONSORED BY: Awakenings Boutique, Velowood Cyclery, Vanilla Kink, Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network, MiddleMan, Studio Friction, Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains

    A HORRIBLE MIRACLE HAPPENS! THERE IS NO BIKE SMUT... until

    2023
    Sat, Oct 7, Seattle @ Chop Suey - 1325 E Madison St. - $20.00 - Ages 21+ - with Filthy FemCorps and Double or Muffin

    2026

    June 14, 2010

    after the pegging

    Occasionally, we are treated to a bit of afterthought in the media. Apparently Canadian heartland is now on the bikesexual map!

    Bikesmut.com was in town last night and eager volunteers in the city put together a show at the Emma Goldman Center in less than 24 hours with a full crowd. The movies were funny, sexy, clever, and very creative.
    Thanks to the anonymous writer of this article in Praerie City who apparently enjoyed themselves at the show.

    ah the memories...

    June 3, 2010

    The Backlash Falls

    Thank you so much for helping us on our mystical bikesexual tour of North America. Traversing the landscape would not have been possible without rad folks such as you. Our team of plucky pornographers, Courtney, Lindsay and Morrighan all say, "HI! THANK YOU!! KISSES!!!"

    It's been a long and crazy ride... and its not over yet!

    SOON...

    Soon we will be back in PDX!
    Soon we will stay in the same bed for more than 2 days consecutively (probably)
    Soon we will find out who actually made us a bike porn and who was lame

    DONT BE LAME!

    Sure the twice extended, drop dead, might-as-well-submit-it-in-July deadline is coming up incredibly soon, but we have seen fantastic movies made in an incredibly short period of time. Maybe you saw the movies and were inspired. Maybe you saw the movies and were unimpressed. Maybe you didn't see the movies and want to ensure that you dont miss it next year. Maybe you just like bikes and sex. The best way to respond to any of these feelings is to Make a bike porn!

    Please note that we have a couple requests for filmmakers:

    Make it tight! (if you are not an experienced editor than make it short!)
    Make it proportional! We are asking for a 16x9 aspect ratio.
    Make it inspiring! Make us want to fuck, or bike... or fuck bikes!
    Make it today! You dont have much time left, DO IT!


    Here is a blog post with lots more info including where to send your movie!
    You make it possible for bikers to talk about sex, you make it
    possible for sex fiends to enjoy biking, you make your community
    stronger and more aware. You share these things with people you care
    about because it improves their lives.

    Thank you,
    Bike Porn Industries

    June 2, 2010

    THE LAST SCREENING OF CYCLE BOUND


    This is the end. Not just the end of low, reasonable prices for great DIY bicycle erotica (we assume that will continue long after we are gone) but the end of our finest achievement yet. The epic Bike Porn 3: cycle bound and The Backlash tour. We will have some closing numbers for you soon, but for now lets take time to appreciate these final 2 screenings This friday night in Oly

    • 6/4/2010 Olympia
    • Media Island International‎
    • 816 adams st SE
    • 7 and 9pm
    • $5
    • adults only
    Another Capitol idea... its a brave new world.

    June 1, 2010

    Finish Strong


    You are approaching the end!

    Our final show of Bike Porn 3:CYCLE BOUND is this Friday in Olympia! Two screenings back to back! (chest to back?)

    Its not just the end of the Backlash tour but also of your opportunity to make fab film for bike porn 4:PLAY!

    like, it should be in today.

    But you are a lazy fuck and not quite done yet so we will give you a another 36 hours. BUT DAMN you are making us crazy. If we had hair we would most certainly be pulling it out. Except our pit hair, we need that to attract the twiks.

    Seriously tho, the world premiere for 4PLAY is 10 days away. Dont make us seise up like a rusty seatpost. Bring the lube and finish us off right!

    May 30, 2010

    Strangers with Porn Shaped Candy



    We keep picking up the goods. If there is one great thing about the Bike Porn Tour, we have a team that is pretty flexible. We have neglected to get pictures of all the great sexy bikers who have graced our sexy tour van, but zed from the City of Salt took care to get his pic taken with our jam of a decal!

    Thanks to all the wild, ready and willing bike porn tourists who jumped in the Valentina Rocket Van. Your excitement is reflected in the pools of spooge left behind.

    Thanks for all what you done to make this possible
    Until the future

    May 29, 2010

    East Van Porno Party

    This is just about it!

    so close to the end, we believe it is called the PENULTIMATE SCREENING! It feels so epic we went back in time to show how erect bicycling will make you.

    • Dharma Lab
    • 202–1814 Pandora street
    • 8pm
    • $5 sliding scale
    • 19+


    photo credit to bikesexual.org

    May 26, 2010

    Cascadian Reunion


    Today we return to the cradle of bikesexuality, Bike Porn's Tigris and Euphrates. The origination of all this awesomeness!

    On Saturday we play a show in Vancouver BC, and next week we have shows in Olympia and Seattle, but TOMORROW (uh, Thursday May 27th) we bring it back to Bellingham for TWO BIG SHOWS!

    • Thursday 5/27/2010 Bellingham
    • Pickford Cinema
    • 1416 Cornwall Ave
    • 8:00 and 10:15 pm
    • $9.50 or only $7 for members
    • adults only
    Returning to the Cascades... this far off goal has been in the back of our minds since February. Now it is only a few hours away!

    photo credit to pedalebarrique

    May 22, 2010

    Mount-ing Miss Oula

    Thats right, we are getting up on that Big Sky Cuntry like a messenger gets on a sandwich.



  • Crystal Theater of Missoula, MT
  • 515 S. Higgins
  • 7 and 9 pm
  • $5, 18+
  • Sponsored by Western Montana Community Center

  • Want to connect with the evil book of faces?

    Thanks so much to our hosts at Big Gay Montana who have been busting it out to bring these smart sassy movies of bike sexuality!

    May 20, 2010

    Moovin Down on Cow Town

    We are about to make our final stop in Alberta, Canada

    Our show in Edmonton was fantastic! The walls of Bike Works reverberated with all the pent up sexual excitement accustomed to a provincial capital. Can Calgary up the ante?


    • 5/21/2010 Calgary
    • Emmedia
    • #203, 351 - 11th Ave SW, Calgary
    • 7pm
    • $10, a fundraiser for the Anarchist Book Fair! Whoohoo learning shit is cool!
    • 18+


    The Texas of the north has been pretty great to us so far.

    May 17, 2010

    Top of the Bike Porn World, Ma!

    Behold, our northern climax (53 degrees north, specifically) of this The Backlash Tour... the most epic of Bike Porn Tours yet.

    • Edmonton, Alberta
    • Tuesday, May 18th
    • Bike Works
    • 10047 80 Ave, use the alley entrance just south of 80 Ave.
    • 9:30 pm


    From Wikipedia:
    The metropolitan area had a population of 1,034,945,[2] making it the northernmost North American city with a metropolitan population over one million. The 2009 civic census showed a population of 782,439.[4] At 684 km2 (264 sq mi), the City of Edmonton covers an area larger than Chicago, Philadelphia, Toronto, or Montreal. Edmonton has one of the lowest urban population densities in North America

    You hear that you American sprawlwads? The most sparcely populated city and they still have a thriving bike culture. Enough so that they were able to entice us. The good people at BikeWorks were so kind as to harass us into making sure we were going to head all that way north.

    Hell yea we are gonna go there! It is home to North America's largest mall, West Edmonton Mall (which was the world's largest mall for 23 years from 1981 until 2004),[9] and Fort Edmonton Park, Canada's largest living history museum. How we gonna miss out on that?

    They even had a friggin THUNDER LIZARD named after them! Where the fuck is our Portlandsaurus at anyway?

    Plus they play polo. So... yea, we are in.

    Then it is on to Calgary where we get to play a fundraiser for their Anarchist Book Fair! Damn has self liberation ever looked so sexy?