July 19, 2011

Bike porn ass pirates sail the high seas; board Sweden; plunder and pillage

This special message from Bike Porn Industries International is being recorded for broadcast somewhere in the middle of the Baltic Sea, aboard Bike Smut Sea HQ. Bike Smut's neon gang of sprightly pornographers has bounded aboard a naval vessel of massive proportions, and commandeered it with effortless bike porn style and grace. From our floating command ship, we are plotting what may be our most daring mission yet: an amphibious porno raid on the quiet seaside Swedish city of Malmo.

The Bike Smut Skindinavian Expeditionary Force musters on deck with two motorcycle mercenaries.

We are currently stealthily approaching the unsuspecting coast of Sweden, cruising within sight of the wind farms of Denmark. Under cover of midnight darkness, we will disembark from Bike Smut Sea HQ and seize the harbor with our amphibious bicycle assault force. It will be exactly like when Guevara and the Castro brothers landed the Granma on the Cuba shore at the beginning of the revolution in 1956, but this time with porn and a tall bike.












Castro rolls into Havana with bicycle corps.

Our expeditionary force will establish a secure field headquarters in Malmo, from where we will survey the field of war, gird our loins and prepare for the final battle, for the culminating conquest, for the bike porn Armageddon of Malmo:


Thursday July 21 8 pm
Galleria Leonard, Mitt Möllan
Entrance from 7 pm
Entrance fee 50 SEK or 30 SEK for students and unemployed (beer included!)

DJs, films and bike pimping etc during the day
"Bike against sexism", bare as you dare bike mob at aprox 10 pm through town aiming for GALLERIA LOYAL where the party continues.
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Malmo, prepare to be boarded!

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