July 11, 2011

how you fund your bike molestation project

Commuting to work inside a building has never been more... uncomfortable?

Behold the strange world of interoffice bikesexual politics:

Does selling jeans mean you can't use your hands to signal your turns? And if they are so fashon forward why can't they build sunglasses into some fucking helmets??!!?? Bicycle Jesus knows you betta keep your protection at the ready.

They should be complimented for at least having some male chest in the video, but why is there so little diversity in handlebars? Straight or drop seem like the only two options, and they would all look way more comfortable if they would learn to sit up and beg.

credit to Urban Velo

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