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Sometimes silly, sometimes brutal

Often fleeting, often  revealing

Bike Smut Euro Tour Re enters Sweden.

Saturday night!

Either you are good and enjoy the engagement of ideas for adults.

Or you are mal and you come for the pun-ishment of Bike Smut.

Either way, come! Then we can Come Again!

Sweden talks back

We take up a lot of space on this blog talking about ourselves, our plans for the future, and generaly how awesome we are (we're so awesome!). And usually no one ever talks back to us (except for the comment thread on our Malmo post, which we heartily recommend you review). It's just us, talking and talking. But we don't like that. We want to hear what the common people think. Well, the common people have finally spoken. In Swedish, but nonetheless, thanks to the comments section of our news appearance in the Sydsvenskan newspaper, we now have a precise composite picture (vie Google Translate) of what the people think of us and the bike porn project;

Those who want to see these people do porn have to be very sick
- King

Would be interesting to see what the "jones" is going on behind the four walls. Or wait a minute ... Believe it is reflected in these bizarre lust you can think freely from the internet.
- apan_som_styr_skutan

There are no monkeys in Sveige därmemot a Bernadotte and another variant of that, and so you yourself of course. The monkeys from the zoo.
- Black Coffee

I wonder if Mitt Möllan gets its business wholly or partly funded by Swedish taxpayers' money. "Cultural subsidies." I would probably really do not know, because I think the answer would be disheartening.
- SRZ

Well, it must be tender to have sex with a bike, you've certainly heard the joke about the nun who rode without a saddle. Well, they're just so happy, they make of course no harm.
- Reds TV

Bicycles who have sex ?????
What are they for? SEXTASY.
Ride on !!!!! Do not forget your helmet.
- aroma2011

Mums;
have wet dreams about my red Crescent
- volcano man

Have always wondered how the new bikes are made!? Thanks!
- Peter Peppe Gullstrand

How much crap you can actually hide under Culture
- 2numera1

Curvaceous woman, that ... Too bad it is already occupied ... ;-)
- voice_of_wotan

The people have spoken!

Holy Pörngåsbord, Batman!! We're not in Gotham City anymore!

We're in Göteborg!

Saturdays are 'sexig' in Sweden

Bokkafe Vulgo

Nordhemsgatan 49
413 06 Göteborg

July 23rd

8pm

Malmo Media Maelstorm

Behold, the Blitzkrieg of bike perversion on Sweden has begun! We woke up to a big steaming slice of Swedish fame and glory this morning:


This article from South Swedish Daily might sound like good fluffy news with quotes like, "bringing positive sex culture to the bikers and bike culture to the perverts," and, "there may be vegetables," but it also does a great job bringing up our ethics:

• We help communities define obscenity for themselves
• We protect our artist's privacy
• We don't sell DVDs, it is only shown for a community audience
  

We don't even have screeners for the media. Thus Its not too often that media is able to do us right. But damn, how they do it in South Sweden.




















This shit is going down TONIGHT!

Bike porn ass pirates sail the high seas; board Sweden; plunder and pillage

This special message from Bike Porn Industries International is being recorded for broadcast somewhere in the middle of the Baltic Sea, aboard Bike Smut Sea HQ. Bike Smut's neon gang of sprightly pornographers has bounded aboard a naval vessel of massive proportions, and commandeered it with effortless bike porn style and grace. From our floating command ship, we are plotting what may be our most daring mission yet: an amphibious porno raid on the quiet seaside Swedish city of Malmo.

The Bike Smut Skindinavian Expeditionary Force musters on deck with two motorcycle mercenaries.

We are currently stealthily approaching the unsuspecting coast of Sweden, cruising within sight of the wind farms of Denmark. Under cover of midnight darkness, we will disembark from Bike Smut Sea HQ and seize the harbor with our amphibious bicycle assault force. It will be exactly like when Guevara and the Castro brothers landed the Granma on the Cuba shore at the beginning of the revolution in 1956, but this time with porn and a tall bike.

Castro rolls into Havana with bicycle corps.

Our expeditionary force will establish a secure field headquarters in Malmo, from where we will survey the field of war, gird our loins and prepare for the final battle, for the culminating conquest, for the bike porn Armageddon of Malmo:

Thursday July 21 8 pm

Galleria Leonard, Mitt Möllan

Entrance from 7 pm

Entrance fee 50 SEK or 30 SEK for students and unemployed (beer included!)

DJs, films and bike pimping etc during the day

"Bike against sexism", bare as you dare bike mob at aprox 10 pm through town aiming for GALLERIA LOYAL where the party continues.

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Thanks to our local informants, Kontrapunkt

Malmo, prepare to be boarded!