August 21, 2014

The world premiere of BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN

We are bringing the greatest bikesexual show on earth 
back to the people who spawned it!

the world premiere of 


male sexuality wrapped in the context of a protective condoments

In the past year we showed consensual non-consent and forced haircuts from Chicago, golden showers and swampy dendrophilia from Gainesville, greasy cock and ball torture from Berlin, spaghetti-western anarchists from Montreal, gender queer Mario Brothers from Geneva, hardfem bicycle-mounted cavalry-archers hunting to feed their sexual appetites in Pheonix, and a hardcore ginger-on-ginger bisexual, bikesexual educational film.

WHEW! Its been a good year!

Summer is almost over, get your bikesexual fantasies fulfilled while its still hot!

  • Bike Smut 8: Come Again
  • Friday, September 12, 2014
  • Clinton Street Theater - 2522 SE Clinton, Portland, Oregon, USA
  • 9pm
  • $7
  • Get Tickets online! Then invite others with the offiicial FB event!

Make it a double whammy! For only three dollars more ($10 in total) you are encouraged to come early and watch an encore screening of Aftermass, a documentary about how we use our public space and how the bicycle can help make it more human friendly.

Srsly! You should get your tickets to this excellent event online!

Join us afterward for the closet thing to Critical Mass in Portland, the Midnight Mystery Ride
  • Critical Mass: a leaderless ride that starts downtown at 5pm on the last Friday of the month
  • MMR: follow a leader to a mysterious location from a bar at 11pm on the second Friday of the month.

There is no requirement that you ride a bike to the show but the odds of you meeting and going home with a sexy biker greatly improve if you do!

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