What a fucking bird!
Okay, we didn't actually put our genitals inside the carcass of a butchered turkey... that is probably illegal or something (necro-beastiality meats foodporn? Oh you want that? Okay you asked for it)
The time for being thankful has ended.
The time for greed is upon us!
Time to give yourself the gift of giving yourself a .gif
This weekend is the Texas premiere of Bike Smut 8: Come Again!
Saturday, Dec 6th in Austin
North Door $7 advance price! Get your tickets now while they are cheap!
502 Brushy St
7pm Doors open! Bring in your bicycle and porn mags then get crafty with Queer Ride
9:30 Screening! Performance!
11ish Dancing!
Have you had enough social media disease today? Enjoy our FB event
Thats right you can have it all!
As long as "all" is a pair of hot bikers and "have it" is them rampaging your salty, bloated caucus with their minds and phalluses.
Wait, thats not right. Instead these charming gentlemen will probably buy you a drink then politely ask your permission to submerge you in a bath of salt water with ginger, sugar, habanero, and citrus* for a few days before they consensually split you open, rip out your spine, break your breastbone, stuff garlic and herbs under your skin and leave you trembling under a bed of onion and potatoes in a cozy pot around 350 degrees for a couple hours or something.
Yes it takes a certain special kind of pornographer to turn an abused pile of flesh into ...
Yes, thats some Lumbersexual Daisy Dukes giving you the bird.
* while this recipe is unbeaten we also cook hella amazing vegan food too, just saying.
What can we say, we fucking present well for the holidays. Plus bourbon, because bourbon.
Go ahead, beg us to visit your family and ComeAgain!
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