If you search the Internet for "nuremberger" all you get is a sausage fest. Not dick pics, literally butchered meats in long, narrow enclosures. Fitting, because it seems probable that Bavaria invented partying while feasting on sausage and named it after a month in the Autumn (even tho they do it everyday). It doesn't matter if you order a hot dog in Hamburg or a Salisbury Steak in Frankfurt, these conventions do not apply. It might not make much sense to our New World food categorizations which tell us that while its true that both are cylinders of ground up animal parts one is a flat disk without a casing and the other is a long tube.
Your complete awareness of this information is not required to watch Bike Smut this Sunday night at the Nürnberger Fahrrad-Film-Festvial. Still, Miss Poppy Cox wants to totally go all Bavarian with you! Enjoy a bright white sausage
party with beer and pretzels and the world's finest collection of erotic
bicycle films at the International Cycling Film Festival!
Just listen to these efficient German verbiage:
Der Höhepunkt des 4NFFF: A Festival of Radical Pleasure!
Bei Bike Smut gibt es kurze, erotische Filme auf zwei Reifen.
Mehr verraten wir nicht vorher - wer Bike Smut erleben will, muss es erleben!
Yeah! Yer damn right we Sprechen Sie Deutsch! Get your bike-fucking tickets online, now!
more info about this randy fahrrad film festival at the adorably named URL: www.casa.bike
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| the end result of being a sausage around Miss Poppy Cox |
Der Höhepunkt des 4NFFF: A Festival of Radical Pleasure!
Bei Bike Smut gibt es kurze, erotische Filme auf zwei Reifen.
Mehr verraten wir nicht vorher - wer Bike Smut erleben will, muss es erleben!
Nürnberg - Casablanca Theatre
Samstag, 7. Mai, 22:50 Uhr Yeah! Yer damn right we Sprechen Sie Deutsch! Get your bike-fucking tickets online, now!
more info about this randy fahrrad film festival at the adorably named URL: www.casa.bike
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