Queer has been redefined many times. It may be used as an adjective or a
verb. Just like the word, we may redefine our gender and transform our
bodies. Like our bodies, we can mutate our bicycles, creating new ways
to explore our surroundings.
So what about queering transportation?
In the US, people who ride bikes are already considered weird (even in Portland). Exploring a subculture for sexual pleasure may be simple if you are part said culture, but to outsiders may seem totally bizarre.
For a thought experiment, imagine a bar with many people enjoying adult beverages. A motorist is trying to pick up on a cute cyclist is stunned when suddenly the biker takes interest in someone else.
"That person looks sweaty and dirty" the motorist might say, trying to dissuade.
"Yea! Sure does!!"
... and with that the cute biker has moved on and the motorist is left wondering what planet this is. Everything is wrong. The motorist has better style, more grace, expensive hair product… everything we are told will attract a mate… everything but the cultural understanding of said subculture, in this example the simple practicality of convenient independence that come with moving your own ass. It seems perfectly normal to those of us who live it, but to the rest of the world we are freaks!
Moreover mutant bikes are a queering of normal bike transportation. These freak-bikes are just that, for the purpose of being that. No other term applied, because what do you call something that belongs to multiple classes at the same time? You look at it and are stumped. Imagine the first biologists who came upon a duck-billed platypus? Imagine the well seasoned commuter who can do nothing but gawk upon seeing a tall bike for the first time.
Moreover as we become more comfortable with these expanding definitions we might feel we are capable of categorizing them and defining them only to find that someone/something else escapes our world view of sex or bikes. A tall-tandem-swing-burrito bike might not exist, but for how long? If you think you are "queer enough" then how will you react to someone pushing your limits further?
Normalization of this other-worldly culture is a concern for many who feel they have been able to contribute to a culture, and feel proud of being something exclusive. When biking is already seen as an "other" our options seem so limited. Either we put on a yellow jacket and follow every traffic law we can imagine in order to fit in, or we choose to stand out (and there is no telling what laws you might choose to follow)
This might be particularly obvious when in the company of others to whom we consider "normal". Either we draw attention to our differences or might try and avoid shame by distancing ourselves from similar outsiders that bike:
- "I ride almost every day and I would never get on... that."
- "I may ride my bike in traffic but im not that crazy to get on a tall bike."
- "I may enjoy sucking cock but i certainly wouldn't suck my own!"
This Tuesday we present one of the best made and most appealing FTM hardcore pornos you will ever see! You can be a straight male and imagine that Billy Castro's dick is your phallus, or a straight female and dream he is working your cunt... or you can be gay and know that a person born with female sex organs is able to fuck those girls as well as any man... or you can be politico-queer and know that the gender we choose is more important than how we are born, and everyone can enjoy that all these different people can apprecaite something together in public that would never have happened just 10 years ago.
You won't have to suck cock, not even your own, but if you can, kudos!
(talk to us later)
Main Feature: Billy Castro Does the Mission (2010)
Director: Courtney Trouble
Courtney Trouble is one of the Bay Areas first and finest queer porn icons. She started her online porn site,
NoFauxxx.com in 2002 and has been exploring porn beyond gender binaries ever since. She has been awarded
4 Feminist Porn Awards and has been nominated for
3 AVN awards,
known as ‘The Oscars of Porn’. Billy Casto, one of the worlds hottest
FTM porn stars, was cast to star as part of Courtney Trouble’s ‘Muse’
Collection. ‘Billy Castro does the Mission’ is pretty
‘self-sexplanitory’. Billy Castro is in San Francisco’s Mission
District after his bike is stolen. From there he ends up on 4 separate
sexcapades in one day trying to recover his lost love.
Bike Smut loves Courtney Trouble and thinks she has done great things
for porn. We love that a bike is the catalyst for Billy’s fuck fest. We
also wanted to show one of her past films because
Bike Smut 6 will feature
two brand new, totally bikesexual creations by her.
YEA FOR FUN, BRILLIANT WOMEN MAKING BETTER PORN FOR ALL!
PLUS:
Live Performance by Fatha Green: Singer, dancer, and comedian Fatha Green represents the consummate live
performance artist. But be careful you dont fall for him, just because
he looks like he is making love to the audience doesn't mean he will
consummate with you that easily!
A Bike Pornographers Almanac:
"Times they are A-Chainring" edition
Topical selections from past Bike Smut programs: Freak Bike Fall (2010), Das Randy Radfahrers (2011) Exerts from our other favorite queer porn director Luke Woodward's - Tour de Pants (2010)
SPRUNG! presents Billy Castro Does the Mission by Courtney Trouble
Tuesday May 15th
Clinton Street Theater
$7, 18+
live performance by Miss Steak 
We heartily welcome riders of the Seattle To Portland (STP) to our quaint cultural capital. While here you might enjoy a variety of delectable taste sensations.
They do not mince words.
