May 21, 2009

Bike Piracy in Vancouver

Avast! Sexy bikers right ahead!

Tremendous fortune has shone down upon Bike Porn Industries like the omnipresent light of a benevolent sun god giving massive boners to all the chlorophyll fulled subjects below. The organizers of the Vancouver World Naked Bike Ride have created a massive party to blow out whatever is left of your indulgence obsessed mind.

The final screening of Bikexploitation
& 3rd annual Pirate Party
& Bike Pirate Peep Show starring GG Bottoms

Friday May 29th
undisclosed location after Critical Mass
Big Fun! Cheap if you are a pirate!

Proceeds benefit Bike Porn Industries and Vancouver's World Naked Bike Ride

Stay Tuned for more exciting info!

3 comments:

AnonymousMay 23, 2009 at 4:30 PM
I want to get there!!!where is it?
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revphilMay 25, 2009 at 11:48 AM
it feels so good to press release!
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revphilMay 26, 2009 at 8:39 PM
The ONLY Bike Porn 2 screening in Vancouver

Friday May 29th
153 East 10th
8:30 PM

do it!
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10.7.23 Seattle @ Chop Suey

You were warned - this shit is rare.

We ~~are~~ were intrepid explorers. Email bikesmut@gmail.com to help bridge the connections between good sex and good transportation.

Wanna set up a screening? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!? Well if you still have that interest you can click on HowToHost Bike Smut

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Bike Smut was only available at select venues. There are no DVDs for sale, but you can click on a link below for a sample...

Video Trailers

Calypso Smut

What is Bike Smut?
Safe for work edit on Youtube

What
is Bike Smut?

Consent
is Sexy

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX

Bike Smut 5:SPEED

Bike Smut 4:PLAY

Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound or somewhat more reliable
low quality

Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation

The Pornography of the Bicycle
edited by Nickey Robo

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Contact Us

If you want Bike Smut email:
bikesmut@gmail.com

Please ply us with alcohol or
cookies in your request.

Bike Smut is...

a shared experience and only available in theaters.

At first you may not see the connections between sex and cycling. Some are attracted to the sleek designs, some champion the liberation of women, (eg how bikes put pants on women) while others think bikers are hot and want to fuck them.

We can help.

Our program of short, DIY bike pornography is specially designed to provide you the tools to meet, converse and potentially reach orgasm with bikers in your area!

We endorse:

joyful exploration,

shameless flirtation,

and radical honesty.

Movies are a powerful medium, but even more impressive is what creative ideas come from a community gathering to appreciate the cause of better sex and better transportation! Workshops, dance parties, lectures and discussion groups, potlucks, craft nights, naked/underwear bike rides, and more take part in bettering your community by helping to define obscenity for yourself...

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