February 16, 2012

Looks like we made it to Orgasm.....I mean, Oregon!

We made it...... Like we made it, we made it, we made it! BIKE SMUT IS IN PORTLAND for the first time in almost a year. WTF and HALLELUJAH!!

The land of milk and honey is just as sweet as when we left it. While the cold rain is making us realize we have lost all of our wool socks, we are keeping warm just from the wonderful squishy 'home at last' feeling inside.  Courteous drivers, endless bike lanes, cheap delicious beer, super rad strip clubs and even a gay major who wants to take the cities money out of big, unethical banks; what more could a bike-sexual ask for???

To celebrate all those bad ass riders, who manage to make rain gear look so sexy, we are showing 'The Orgasm Trail' one last time for the 9th annual Mini Bike Winter.

Thats right, Mini Bike Winter is the worlds longest running, completely DIY bicycle festival that shows us how we don't need any 'dead presidents' to have free fun, even in the middle of winter. Bike Smut is kicking the weekend off with a FREE screening of radical porn at our old haunt The Clinton Street Theater. To make the evening extra special, we are going to kick off the whole evening with an exclusive look at our 'behind the scenes' tour videos and a presentation from our new friends, queer and sex-positve pleasure shop, As You Like It.

After the show, we are all gonna strip down for a quick naked ride to meet our friends The Dropout Bike Club, for their official MBW group ride.

We are SO excited to see old friends and make new ones. Hope to see you there!!

Friday, Feb 17th
Clinton Street Theatre
2522 Clinton Street

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