October 11, 2007

California, we are coming for you!

Who Put the Porn in California?

You did!
Just like with Ed McMahon's sweepstakes you may already be a winner of bike porn at a theater near you.

At the moment our offices are working overtime to schedule a California tour of The Pornography of the Bicycle. Do you know venue that should to host it?

Ask yourself these questions:
  • Do you envision yourself flying down a hill, carving up scenery?
  • Do you feel attacked by others due to your "perverted" biking behavior?
  • Do you yearn to hold a smooth, tapered steel seat tube?
  • Do you wake up with a hole in your heart the size of a bottom bracket?

Than you are an ideal candidate to help make Bike Porn a reality in California.

The tour spans 2 weeks from approx December 23rd to Jan 6th

Do you have what it takes? email our offices today!

revphil [at] gmail [dawt] com

If you are still not convinced try watching our trailer for the last Bike Porn Tour


  1. dallas needs this

  2. houston loves it some bike porn. too bad Dallas couldn't quite pull it together. Maybe in 09? 2010?


  3. cai was here,thinking about digmore and freddy


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