Last Ever Bike Smut in London!

 Miss Poppy Cox is the original Spokeslut 

 

 

in her own words

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On the term, "Spokeslut" and how it was meant to shame me for my slutty nature. (I’m just some bimbo that is so brainwashed by the patriarchy that I cannot see how fucked up the image I created is.)

I thought I would write my own personal slut manifesto. A declaration of how I want to live my life. I thought it might provide some inspiration or at least clarification for the rest of you out there. So here it is:

I will have as much or as little sex as I want, with whomever I am mutually attracted to, regardless of race, adult age or gender identity. This will fluctuate throughout my life and I will not feel bad for having more sex or less sex than is usual for myself, or whatever amount society wants to deem is correct. In my sexual interactions, I will always strive to be honest, open, and fulfill my desires as well as my partners, regardless of if they last for many years or just a few minutes. I will not lie or feel shame about my desire to have sex with many people. I will express my sexuality in whatever way I feel fit for me at that point in time, whether it be femme, butch  or any of the rainbow of other shades. I accept that this is influenced by many things, including the patriarchy we live in, but not solely. I will use my voice and my actions to disrupt pre and misconceptions of that sexuality.  I will not fall into the duality of madonna or whore. I am a whole person with many facets. As a sexual being, many of those facets have to do with my sexuality, but it is not the only way I will be valued. 

"

HEED THE WORDS OF A SELF PROPELLED BIKE SEXUAL WOMAN

TONIGHT

Miss Poppy Cox hosts our last ever screening of Bike Smut in London.

@ Old St from 9pm (18s only) @1ookMumNoHands

Back in the Saddle Tour

Did you know that Bike Smut is totally bi? 

With the self-crowned Bike Smut Queen, Miss Poppy Cox living in Europe Bike Smut is totally Bi-continental. She could not allow the people of Berlin to continue to suffer without inspiring films of human powered sexuality so she brought The Porny Express to the Porn Film Festival in October and now she is mixing it up again, this time in the United Kingdom!

Brighton- Dec 12th - 8pm The Marlborough Theater  - 7 pounds

Bristol - Dec 13th - 8pm The Cube Cinema - 6/8 pounds

London- Dec 15th - The Bethnal Green Working Mans Club  - 7 pounds

Interested in keeping up with Miss Poppy Cox? Follow her adventures as a Bikesexual American living in Berlin who identifies as a British harlot on twitter!

International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers

What happens when you take a Italian sex worker and find her in a Czech Republic gender fucking festival, in a Dutch bike punk kitchen in Berlin, and finally bring her some some inspiring porn to her London home in the swingingest queer bar in the UK?

Introducing one of our favorite Europeans,  Ava Caradonna!  As a biker, an activist and a sex worker Ava was a tireless supporter of our cause all over the continent.

She is a little nervous here but she speaks on an important cause: X Talk Project


Sex work is an important issue that, not unlike porn, makes people feel uncomfortable. Rather than feeling pity for "those poor people" we must take a more enlightened view of this occupation. As the video points out, many sex workers are undocumented foreigners who can't appeal to cops for fear deportation or worse. Take time to appreciate the oldest occupation today!

Connect with her via FB: Ava Caradonna


We don't care how liberating their wings are, Flying Toasters got nothing on this lady!



We hope to be able to remember a few more key people in the bikesexual revolution and will try to share their vision for a brighter future in the months to come. Thanks Ava, we miss your help in getting the audience bouncing.

Colorama me badd!

After an extended 4 day vacation due to vast northern UK lameness (centered in Liverpool) our team of bikesexuals figured they would be able to plow through the rest of the UK without any trouble. But after our 2nd all night dance party in as many days and facing two more in the next two days we know that it will be a good challenge to keep our cadence. Maybe we can just get some kind Southern Faeries to provide encouragement. Spurring us on with some handmade bike whips perhaps?

TONIGHT!
Colorama Cinema
52-56 Lancaster Street
London SE1
Thursday September 1st
8pm Alley Rat race then movies afterward, then on to our final UK show in Brighton tomorrow!


Tick tock we don't stop!

Pornographic royalty

There once was a cyclist from london
Who fucked bikes for the queer revolution
But riding alone was a yawn
She needed a peloton
Now she knows - bike porn's the solution!


















Bike Smut at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, hosted by Bar Wotever with Mr. Mistress! Tonight - doors open at 18.00, bike porn pushes the cranks at 20.00.

Royal Vauxhall Tavern, 372 Kennington lane, SE11 5HY London
6pm-Midnight
Entry Free, but donations welcome
All Welcome!

United Kockdom Premiere

KAZAAM! We are not even across the English Channel yet and already London's bicycle underground is vibrating with the power of 1000 tremulous clits! What could possibly be inducing this crackling lightening storm of sexual energy brewing over a certain small green island? Why, it is the first Bike Smut UK show that is getting London all in a tizzy!

For example, this comment was posted on the Bike Smut London Facebook page:

"I'm getting wet just thinking about all you lovely bikers all in one place! What could be better than lots of amazing people from all different backgrounds coming together over the love of bikes.....and porn. "

Cant hardly argue with that sentiment. This is good because the community makes it good. How good you ask? Check this lineup of events:

7pm-8pm: Bike games and races. Including a DRAGRACE. Race bikes+ dress up in drag... you can even pull a sled and smoke a fag if you really are into drags

8pm-9.30pm: Bike porn films

9.30pm-2am: DJ's Bands, performance, games and ally cats will continue outside (weather permitting) for those who feel so inclined.

That is no less than 7 hours of joy. Hope you make it!

SUNDAY 07 August · 7pm - 2:00am
Passing Clouds
1 Richmond Road London E8 4AA
London, United Kingdom

Bicycle rePORN Man, Oh, Wow!