Well it happens. You are excited to travel, you have all sorts of plans, you expect to meet all manner of people AND YOU DO!
But then somehow along the way you forget that you were in the midst of telling people about how excited you are to see them. And before you can say anything you are being searched by border guards for 6 hours and trying to explain to a border guard that riding a bike naked need not be uncomfortable at all
Before you know it you see your friends from another country and the relief washes over you... then months later you realize you haven't shared that note about how great it was gonna be, so instead you have to share HOW GREAT IT WAS!
Hawt damn weare were excited! ERECTIONS AND WET SADDLES ALL OVER TORONTO!
We just Months ago that our favorite venue in Canada is was able to host us! THE SOMEWHAT UNDERGROUND VENUE, CINECYCLE! SO AWESOME!
Last time we came through it was quite a scene amazing party hosted by our friend and international bicycle playboy, Navid. Dancing and cavorting till dawn, that's the way we like it!
Plus the fine folks at Dandyhorse created this G-rated bike porn:
But then somehow along the way you forget that you were in the midst of telling people about how excited you are to see them. And before you can say anything you are being searched by border guards for 6 hours and trying to explain to a border guard that riding a bike naked need not be uncomfortable at all
Before you know it you see your friends from another country and the relief washes over you... then months later you realize you haven't shared that note about how great it was gonna be, so instead you have to share HOW GREAT IT WAS!
Hawt damn we
Last time we came through it was quite a scene amazing party hosted by our friend and international bicycle playboy, Navid. Dancing and cavorting till dawn, that's the way we like it!
Plus the fine folks at Dandyhorse created this G-rated bike porn:
Reminds us of a few videos form the past...
Although the crew following following in behind Breezee makes more sense... this girl should probably be concerned that an entire pack of rawdy bike punks is on her tail.
THIS MESSAGE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU TOO CAN FULFILL YOUR DREAMS OF ACCOMPLISHING ALL YOUR LIFE'S GOALS, PROVIDED YOU DO A HALF-ASS JOB. THANKFULLY WE THINK THE VIDEOS MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS YELLING.
Speaking of unacceptable behavior, we hope to have a delightful update to the terror of the north, the dastardly epic Shame in Toronto soon.
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