Australian Premiere!

Did you know Bike Smut is a global phenomenon?

Damn right we are. In fact we are going all the way Down Under!

Thanks to our new friends in Australia the sun never sets on our beautiful bicycle booty. With a sexy bike wash, free vegan food,  DIY sex toy demonstrations, bike maintenance workshops, bikesexual spoken word performances and a screening of our most graphic program ever it is gonna be one night night! If you are in the southeastern quarter-sphere we insist you check out Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx in Sydney!

The Austrailian Premiere of Bike Smut

Sunday, October 13th

The Red Rattler Theatre

6 Faversham St, Marrickville,  

Entry: $15/$20

FB event page

Full BIKESEXUAL schedule now up. Check out all the rad shit that's happening! 

4.30pm: Doors open

4.30-8.30pm: BIKESEXUAL PHOTO EXHIBITION: Take a peek! Submit pics of you and your sexy two-wheeled companion to: pervfilmfestival@yahoo.com.au. Photos can be as racy or as tame as you like. Photos due Friday 11th October.

4.45pm - 5.45pm: SEXY BIKE WASH open. Treat your pedal-powered conveyance to a sexy rubdown from one of our bike wash hotties.

5 -5.15pm: MISS YASMIN will demonstrate some of the basics of making your own sexy implements from bits and bobs and bike parts. You will then be able to pop into the kinky craft room upstairs and make something for yourself with the assistance of Miss Yasmin and her helpers (all equipment and necessary tools supplied).

5.15-6.30pm: MISS YASMIN'S KINKY CRAFT ROOM open

5.45-6pm: HOW TO LOVE YOUR BIKE 101: Griffen will demonstrate the basics of bike care and maintenance. TLC baby!

6.30-6.45pm: HOLLY ZWALF will be performing some smutty bicycle related spoken word.

6.45-7pm: Vegan supper will be served (included in price of admission)

7-8.20pm: SHORT FILM PROGRAM: Bike Smut 6 - A selection of bicycle themed short films to make you as hot and bothered as a long ride in the blistering sun. Bike Smut is a US-based touring film festival of radical pleasure. This is a collection of films made by cyclist, queers and/or perverts to promote human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture. The program boasts films from 7 different European cities and films from two Feminist Porn Award winning pornographers including Courtney Trouble's delightful 'Ride and Kiss'. 

Bike Smut has NEVER BEFORE SCREENED IN AUSTRALIA!

Thumpa Thumpa Thumpjuice!

So you like bikes, sex and movies depicting these things. You wanted to make a movie but you didn't and now you feel a certain tightness on your chest, like something deep inside you wants to be free. This is because you haven't been able to really get your emotions out! This is your chance to express your deepest, darkest feelings about bikes and sex.

Don't hold back the bike love, let it flow all over the radio!

   

This Friday night tune into Radio Valencia where we will be broadcasting bikesexual Transmissions from the Mission!

Friday May 24
8pm - 10pm
Online all the time at: radiovalencia.fm
Sometimes on 87.9FM when you're in SF near a repeater station.

The specific show is called "Thumpjuice;" they promise to have some hard hitting feminist/sociologists/smarty pants ready to whup on Bike Smut's mission and methods.
 
Explore DIY mayhem and trashpicked 45's from the safety of your home!

Podcast link post show (please wait at least 36 hours): http://radiovalencia.fm/podcasts/?show=busterandthumpershow

Turning our Final Trixxx in Oakland

UPDATE: ADDED BONUS!

We have just added Fucking Sculptures to our list of excellent sponsors. That means we some lucky audience member will walk away with a handcrafted sex toy from this excellent local business valued at more then $140!!

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Its always a little sad to close a chapter of Bike Smut. We travel 1000s of miles such amazing movies and we never want the joy to end! But just as every rose has its thorn, so too every bike tube deflates and every erection falls. But before letting those bike dicks go soft lets have a massive blow out!

Friday, May 17
Sudo Room
2141 Broadway
8:30,  $5-10 donation
adults only and you should all dress fabulous! 

Ya want a Facebook Invite



Please join us for this final screening of Turning Trixxx at our favorite new place in Oakland, the Sudo Room! We have been fans of hacker spaces since before the turn of the Millennium, when we cut our teeth getting goofy with the geek of Free Geek in Portland. Years later it is encouraging to hear how folks still recognize the `Geek as one of the earliest pioneers in community technology centers. The folks at Sudo Room have been hosting a plethora of exciting workshops and we are excited to pop their porno cherry! Sexual health is absoultly crucial and all too often overlooked.

After this final screening of Turning Trixxx we move onto our new program of erotic bike films, Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express. You still have time to make your own bikesexual fantasies come true!

Turning TriXXX Tonight in Davis!

Hey now, it's been a while. Spread the word Bike Smut is breaking out!

Tonight in Davis, California
The Domes
8:30
$5 - 10

Turning Trixxx in Davis

Bike Smut is not done Turning Trixxx!

We have just confirmed our next screening in Davis, California a famed place for being a gold/platinum bike town before it was no longer cool to care. Read about our previous exploits here.

When: Friday, April 19th

Where: Baggins End Domes Yurt

           On the corner of Orchard Park Drive and Orchard Rd

            Near the EC Garden - map

Doors: 8:30 p.m.

Show: 9:00 p.m.

Pump the tires; lube the chains! We got two wheels of pleasure without the pain!

Unless you are into that.

Is that a Santa Cruz missle in your pants or...

Holey hell! It's happening again! This time in the hippy refuge of Santa Cruz!

Bike Smut 6 in Santa Cruz
Sat. The 23rd
Bike church
703 pacific ave. (enter on spruce)
8pm, 18 +
$5-10 suggested donation
No drinking at venue



"Woohoo!" Said the local bikesexual when told about the upcoming show. And s/he was right to exclaim.

The Bikesexual Cheerleader goes "Ra Ra Raw"

The last time we brought a community of bikers and pervs together we had an amazing time thanks to the great folks at El Rio in San Francisco, the fabulous performances of Bianca Stone (video below) and the stellar audience! Among those in attendance that brisk Tuesday night included  famed queer porn stars Courtney Trouble, Jiz Lee, Maggie and Ned Mayhem, Siouxsie Q, and Scarlet Faux (shit we hope we aren't forgetting anyone)... WOW! What an amazing crew of radical sex workers. We are so thrilled to have met you and stoked you enjoyed our efforts! To inform/punish those who couldn't make it out / couldn't make it in we have a series of stills from the performance.

We expect more exciting collaborations to come from our Bay Area friends. This Spring a brilliant feature length hardcore bikesexual porn movie co produced by Trouble Films and Bike Smut will be released! Who knows what else these delightful folks will come up with?!?

OK, now its time for that treat you were promised

The greatest bikesexual cheerleader

(since Poppy Cox became the self appointed worlds greatest bikepolo cheerleader)

PART ONE - listen to her talk about bikes and sex

PART TWO - watch her fucking dance

Thanks Bianca! We hope you will delight us and our audience again soon!

Touching your Bay Area

Its been a peculiar winter. With multiple flights, bus rides, blown up cars and other examples of touring at its most stressful we have gone from the sun quenched lands of Oaxaca Mexico to the queerly crafty of Austin, Texas, across Arizona and now we are breaching the midsection of California.

Come enjoy some radical bikesexual movies with us in the Bay!

Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx 
Sunday Feb 3rd
 The Roll Up Bicycle Shop & Art Space
4401 San Leandro St
7:00pm . with bike ride beforehand  
details on the FB page, probably 
 (did you know the Superbowl is a great time to ride a bike? empty streets for hours! amazing!)

Tuesday, February 5, 2013
El Rio
3158 Mission St., San Francisco
8:00pm
http://www.facebook.com/events/192657894208478/
Plus special guest performance by Bianca Stone

photo via Snaked Girl Productions

with loving support from Crash Pad Series.


EXTA SPECIAL BONUS This year includes two Bay Area local filmmakers who are also Feminist Porn Award-winners: Courtney Trouble and Madison Young. Thus your odds of seeing and interacting with awesome porn stars has never been greater (unless you are reading this from the set of a porn shoot, all yalls can just be excited to hang out with some non porn stars for a change)

Best Coast - er brakes!

We are back in LA in January, and we are excited to partake in old school hilly challenges!

Join us in the violent regression from a technological future!

Turning TriXXX in LA

Bike Smut is back on the West Coast!

We got a full weekend - 3 consecutive days of bike-sexual movies for you to chew on.

Friday Jan 18 

HIGHLAND PARK

The Bike Oven

3706 N. Figueora St

8pm , $5  

Saturday Jan 19

SILVER LAKE

Church of FUN

4109 melrose ave
6pm and 10pm, $5 presale, $10 day of show

Sunday Jan 20

LONG BEACH

We Labs

105 W Broadway

We are jumping into LA fast and we are getting out quick too. Dont hope you will see it somewhere else because these are the only three screenings in LA

The Southwest Roundup

Yes, we have no blog posts. This communication is as much a form of living history as it is promotional tool so we only feel slightly annoyed withoutselves that we have had multiple shows that didnt get their full due on this blog.

But in memorial

Jan 5 - Amazing show in Austin. Thanks to the folks at Bed Post Confessions and Queer Ride
Jan 8 - Nearly rained out show at Boneshakers in San Antonio. Them bikers are melty.
Jan 11 - A real show in Tucson at The Screening Room w/ Whiskey Breath Burlesque

and tonight
Jan 12 - we do another show in Phoenix at The Trunk Space w/ the Rusty Spoke collective!

All this because our van mostly died 4 times! Fuck cars, we dont need no stinking exaust!

Car free? Care free!

Bikesexual Confessions in Austin, TX

This Saturday Bike Smut returns to U.S. soil. 

AND OH HOW IT IS SOILED!

The filthy bikefuckers of Austin Fucking Texas will get their opportunity to not only witness the worlds most explicit program of erotic bicycle movies (only a few of which can be seen online) but also they will CONFESS!


Thanks to our friends Bed Post Confessions and Austin´s natural tendency to drink we expect a lively set of expressions from the performers and the audience. These are heartfelt expressions of love and loss via, with or otherwise pertaining to, bikes!

But before we get to the movies and performances the upencoming homofab groups The Queer Ride And Team ProHomo are hosting a bike porn collage workshop at the same space along with oter

Come by and get your hands dirty, literally deconstructing bicycle and porno magazines into your own vision!

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX

Saturday, January 5th

29th Street Ballroom at Spiderhouse

2906 Fruth Street

7 pm

$8

Bike Porn Collage Workshop and Photobooth

same place

3pm

$6 - includes FREE entry to screening at 7pm

You are invited to Put yr FACE in our Crack

http://www.facebook.com/events/139073876242455

ReMembering Bike Love in Toronto

Well it happens. You are excited to travel, you have all sorts of plans, you expect to meet all manner of people AND YOU DO!

But then somehow along the way you forget that you were in the midst of telling people about how excited you are to see them. And before you can say anything you are being searched by border guards for 6 hours and trying to explain to a border guard that riding a bike naked need not be uncomfortable at all

Before you know it you see your friends from another country and the relief washes over you... then months later you realize you haven't shared that note about how great it was gonna be, so instead you have to share HOW GREAT IT WAS!

Hawt damn we are were excited! ERECTIONS AND WET SADDLES ALL OVER TORONTO!

We just Months ago that our favorite venue in Canada is was able to host us! THE SOMEWHAT UNDERGROUND VENUE, CINECYCLE! SO AWESOME!

Last time we came through it was quite a scene amazing party hosted by our friend and international bicycle playboy, Navid. Dancing and cavorting till dawn, that's the way we like it!

Plus the fine folks at Dandyhorse created this G-rated bike porn:

Reminds us of a few videos form the past...


Although the crew following following in behind Breezee makes more sense... this girl should probably be concerned that an entire pack of rawdy bike punks is on her tail.

THIS MESSAGE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU TOO CAN FULFILL YOUR DREAMS OF ACCOMPLISHING ALL YOUR LIFE'S GOALS, PROVIDED YOU DO A HALF-ASS JOB. THANKFULLY WE THINK THE VIDEOS MAKE UP FOR ALL THIS YELLING.

Speaking of unacceptable behavior, we hope to have a delightful update to the terror of the north, the dastardly epic Shame in Toronto soon.

Consent Is Sexy - The NSFW Trailer

Perhaps you saw it on Queer Porn Tube already, or maybe someone was Tweeting or FaceCracking about it or maybe you are a regular on FleshBot (they wrote about this a week ago already!), if so this might not be that exciting, but if not hold on for the most graphic and consensual trailer of bike fucking porn you have ever seen!

Active consent is the hallmark of those striving for sex-positivity, but just those terms are seriously challenging. What do those words mean? Moreover who is to define what "sex-positive" is and what is not? Seemingly it is easier to talk about it in similar terms as art, in that "we know it when we see it". The same goes for the opposite, as in Mr. Burns' classic line, "I don't know art, but I know what I hate."

Most porn is attempts to create the insane ideal of easy sex without strings or worry. To appease that most primal, lizard-brain parts of our existence. It is a fantasy but when mass producers of hardcore, "Hi, my name is Dick-In-Your-Ass" porn are the only voices heard, immediate gratification is a nightmare.

This is something we touched on years ago when we first heard about Make Love Not Porn.  We live in a society with a generation of kids whose parents do not want to engage in awkward conversations about sex and whose health programs are under attack by puritanical "abstinence only" sexual fear mongers. Thus these youth are learning about sex from the only available source.

Rather than blame mass produced porn for being mass produced porn, Cindy Gallop wisely decrees our need for more diverse voices to put all these ideas into context. Because there are ways to have sex where you don't rudely shove your phallus up a butthole, then into a mouth to then jizz on their face... but it would seem kids these days might not know they have an alternative to this kind of interaction. Thus the importance of sharing your desires with your lovers and your community! If you want active consent  (and things that go with it like intolerance to rape culture) to be a more common part of your life and the lives of your friends you should share these ideas!

Bike Smut is just one way to get this kind of great ideas into a community, but there are dozens of other site that feature words, pictures, and videos of excellent sex-positive intentions, perfect for learning more about.

Crash Pad Series - inclusive queer porn
Miss Maggie Mayem - radical words to challenge any dogma on sex, drugs
Indie Porn Revolution - artsy, entertaining, all-inclusive, and totally DIY.
Girlfriend Films - mainstream lesbian porn by lesbians for lesbians

Did we miss anything? How about the dick?!? We have noticed a curious lack of homosexual, sex-positive activity out there. We have a delightful plethora of cunt on display at Bike Smut this year and have been trying to get more homosexual activity included in our program. Does anyone out there in the vastness of the nets know of a good website with lots of sex-positive homosexual male action? We don't want to leave anyone out but we have been told that "biking is totally gay" most of our lives, and yet...

Please leave your thoughts and suggestions in the comments below, thanks!

Turning TriXXX in New Orleans

You say you love bikes.
You say you love porn.

But you complain that we are not giving these things to your right now...

Hey, Big Easy there fella, there is enough amazing bicycle erotica to go around, but we need your help. We often hear from people like you weeks or even days after a show. "Why didn't you tell me you were putting the fun between your legs!?!?"

We hear it all the time; and that is because some people are still feeling shame about sharing these ideas. For many, it is not (yet) considered casual conversation to inform your extended family-types about the immediacy of radical, DIY porn. Porn that cranks the gears between your ears and your thighs.

We are proud to share such porn with you. We are coming close to you and all you have to do is help ask for it. But until we gather, please let someone you care about know about it.

Saturday, Nov 3rd
NOLA
Mud Lark
1200 Port (at Marais St in St Claude)
8pm, $5
Cheep beer for sale, do not BYO, save it for the afterparty!

Let em know what you think! Don't be afraid to share your most intimate expressions...

Turning TriXXX in Houston

BooYA! About a year ago we were enjoying some terrifying automotive challenges with our previous metal steed, The Oregon Dream (RIP). After a nail clenched trip from NOLA with a overheating thermostat racing 350 miles and adding all manner of coolants to a radiator to make a show where the audience was still waiting with baited breath two hours later.

WHEW!
 
Well we have already suffered thu our fair share of infernal, internal combustion so we will have no problems in the future bringing our bike love to Houston for what could be the final US screening of Bike Smut ever (assuming our Mexican Adventure makes it impossible for us to leave the land of avocados and colorful kitsch)

So, unless San Antonio gets their shit together that is it!

11/5/2012    
Notsuoh    (Houston spelled backwards cause it so crazy!)
314 Main Street    
9pm    $7    21+

Storm of Franken Porn!

presently we have amassed a pile of young, hot blooded adults to watch erotic bike movies.

What happens next may be beyond our control...

Turning TriXXX in Asheville

We are moving on in, inland that is. Into the Appalachian Mountains. With yet another underground screening, this time on the Warren Wilson College campus.

TONIGHT, Monday Oct 29
The Shit House on WWC
8pm

"Some time after 2 or 3 p.m., once sustained winds reach 30-40 mph, and it’s gusting over 50 mph, I would not advise going out. During Hurricane Irene, a number of lives were lost when people were crushed by falling trees - some in cars. You’re best bet will be to stay inside from mid-afternoon Monday through Monday night, and only travel if absolutely critical."

The show will be great if we can avoid being caught in the FUCKING STORM of the CENTURY....

Turning TriXXX in Richmond

YES! Our last Two fabulous shows have shattered the previous horror stories about screenings mid Atlantic.  It was so good in fact a veteran sex educator took time to write about it!

It makes perfect sense when you think about it: bodies in motion; the exhilaration of freedom; the stimulation of one’s senses while riding; the fit and flow of clothing by the rider; the positions of riding, peddling, mounting, and dismounting the bike (ahem… “mounting”); the rhythm of the legs and hips; and of course the way the seat presses provocatively against the rider. - read more on Dr. Ruthie's blog!

Both Brooklyn and Washington DC shows were full of hot bodies and both included TWO live performances from local artists. What a treat for us to see a community not just passively accepting our notions, but actively engaging and exploring their own bikesexual ideas via song, dance, photography and spoken word!

This unexpected success is giving us a whole a whole new perspective on finding the joy between our legs in places it never seemed possible! If the challenged venues in the nation's capital can enjoy it, than we might be able to bring two wheeled bikesexual liberation anywhere!

How about Richmond, VA? In the past we have marvelous screenings at the vaunted Byrd Theatre, but since their board of directors learned there was sex involved, Bike Smut has found a new more suitable, underground dwellings in RVA.

  Saddle Sores.xxx  presents

 Bike Smut 6: TurningTriXXX

Sunday Oct 28

@ MovieLoft (underground venue, email for directions or just ride w us!)    

7pm - group ride from Lamplighter - 116 South Addison Street

$5 Suggested Donation    18+

Turning TriXXX in DC

This sounds like so many great/terrible porno plots, but yes we are in the US Capitol tonight "serving the federal papers" if ya know what we mean...

FRIDAY, Oct 26th

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX in DC

Presented by The Garden 

SOVA 

1359 H St, NE near Rock 'n Roll Hotel

8pm, $10, 18+

Thanks to Free In DC for the help pimping as well as all the sexy bikers who are gathering to make it happen!

photo credit to Michelle Nolan