Showing posts with label Czech Republic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Czech Republic. Show all posts

August 7, 2014

Back into Czech, mate!

Beer, German tourists and permissive sexuality: These are the hallmarks of just about every country we visit. Everyone likes to talk about how good their beer is, how annoying all these German tourists are, and how sexually permissive the people are in the next town over.
so horny he can't be bothered to put shoes on
But in at least two European countries it may actually be more true. One is Belgium and the other is The Czech Republic.

Blessed with some of the best water (100 year old breweries built over natural springs coming from the Alps make a might crisp pilsner) and a historically depressed economy exasperated by the EU (its in the EU but they don't use Euros so it easy to travel here and most things are cheaper) naturally you can imagine a lot of people like to visit the Czech Republic.

Czech shares a border with Germany, one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. Often tourists are annoying, because they flaunt their wealth and feel entitles to be jerks because they are paying for service. So people all over Europe love to talk shit about rich, annoying German tourists.

showing off the biker package is one way to display family wealth
Also sex. Logic follows that a place that has legalized prostitution, you might have less shame about other sexual issues. The Czech Republic is considered one of the most liberal Central European countries with regards to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) rights. In 2006 it legalized registered partnerships (registrované partnerství) for same-sex couples.

The more you are exposed to open, comfortable sexuality the less of a taboo it becomes. This should result in more open, accepting communities and possibly more interesting pornography.



And yet there is still room for more joyous bikesexual liberation!
Come get some at these fine shows!



Brno
Friday 8/8
FBB Klub Na Dráze, 
Nadražní 9
21:30h fb event

Pardubice
Sunday 10/8
Inner Dark
Polská 898
20h

Prague w/ queer noises, a part of Prague Pride!
Friday 15/8
Q Cafe
Opatovická 12
18h - 20h fb event
Fuck tomorrow, we want a vision for a better tonight!

June 20, 2011

improptu Brno bike ride

Hej, zitra mame v brne cyklojizdu!

  • Utery v poledne
  • Moulin rouge
  • slovakova ul.

oblecte si na co se odvazite

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yes we have a bike ride in brno!

  • tuesday at noon
  • moulin rouge
  • slovakova st

wear what you dare


photo credit to these other fine bloggers

The porn is back in Czech, not in check.

We were passing through Prague and found out another another city with a lot of bike culture and sure enough we found a time to share our fine cycle erotica.

Bike Smut in Pardubice!
Wednesday, 22nd
Klub 29

Divadlo 29, Svate Anezky ceske, Pardubice
20:00
Facebook invitation

Home to the national Czech Chess Tournament as well as the regions finest polo players!

Your move.

June 18, 2011

Gender in process of being fucked, Brno next in line

The Bike Smut hussies are in the ancient Hussite city of Tabor, getting snuggly with a band of merry queers at Genderfuck Festival. Tonight we bring the porn, tomorrow we bring the workshop. For those of you at the festival, if you want to come to the show, you know which wall to find the festival program on, and you know who the pornographers with the bicycles are (if not, why don't you introduce yourselves some time; we'd love to get to know you)

From Tabor, we fly through the Czech countryside into the waiting arms of Brno. The radical bikesexuals of the Kulturní Kolektiv in Brno have delighted our cockles by seducing our Bike Smut team into a last minute visit to their city. We will be there:

Galerie Skleněná Louka ("nahoře")
Kounicova 23, Brno
20 June -- 19.30
Facebrick Event

June 14, 2011

Prague finally gives it up!

Sometimes cities are troublingly obstinate. Sometimes it's maddeningly hard to find a home for bike porn in a city. Like the clit/dick that you keep rubbing and licking and rubbing and licking but still no orgasm no matter how long and hard you try and no matter how you adjust your technique. And just like in making good sex, communication is the key to making good bike porn shows and getting to that climactic point that we're all striving towards. But communication is frustratingly hard when you're a traveling pornographer who's just landed in a strange continent without any knowledge of the local erogenous zones.

So when we tried to bring bike love to Prague, we just didn't have the right communication to get the city hard. We tried and tried, but for all of our stimulation of our contacts and potential hosts, everything came up cold and silent.

But in the end, the earth will be shaken by a toe-clenching, saddle-squeezing, throat-moaning, wheel-spinning bike porn orgasm, because Prague finally has a Bike Smut show! Soon! Tomorrow!

Our efforts have ended in triumphant success, and we proudly present to you...

BIKE SMUT PRAGUE:
Wednesday // 15 June // 19.00
Cross Club, 2nd stage // Plynární 23, Praha 7

Worth the wait.