Science Friction in New Orleans!

Bike Smut is playing New Orleans! (or if you are imbibing in sufficient purple drank: Nawlyns)
 

Thursday, March 29th we want you to gear up! We are hosting a sexy sci-fi bike ride before the show, live performances and bonus surprises to end the night. Costumes and frivolous engagement are rewarded!

Ride from the Vortex Corner at 6:30pm, more details below

photo by rugged, outdoor personality, Franzia Ellers

Last time we were there we had some amazing performances!  

Gingerlicious and Claymazing were a big hit!

there was advocacy for improved safety in the streets AND between the sheets

even the local gambling machines got in on the action. Perhaps a sign of oncoming awareness of the upcoming theme, Science Friction

 

THURSDAY MARCH 29
ZEITGEIST ART CENTER
1618 ORETHA CASTLE HALEY (wheelchair accessible)

7:30 DOORS , 8PM SHOW
$10 SUGGESTED DONATION
WITH LIVE PERFORMANCE
ADULTS ONLY

SEXY SCI-FI BIKE RIDE!
THE VORTEX CORNER
FRANKLIN & ROYAL
6:30PM

FB INVITE 

(WARNING may steal all your personal info and/or sell your concept of democracy

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

 

Ride As Bare As You Dare in Troy, NY!

This afternoon enjoy a Bare As You Dare ride!

 
This ride is clothing optional, which means express yourself however you like. Be creative! We are protected in our rights both constitutionally and within city & state codes to bike in as much (optional) nudity as we want since this ride falls under artistic, political, and educational expression.

Bare As You Dare Bike Ride!

Troy Bike Rescue

3280 6th ave 

FREE

4pm

We will meet at Troy Bike Rescue (TBR) to conduct bike safety checks, decorate, and get comfy before the ride. Any kind of non-motorized transportation is welcome. Helmets are encouraged.
Most of all, it is a fun and lively event that allows us to make bicycling super visible and celebrate our liberation on many fronts! Then great ready for the last ever Troy screening of Bike Smut!

 

Troy, Ready For the Bikesexual Future

Although it may not appear on the top 10 lists of any swanky magazines, Troy, New York has been keep their underground festive and lively, building their culture on their own. That kind of entrepreneurial spirit lends itself to appreciating other DIY kinda activities. So it is really exciting when we have talented hosts who want to actually take advantage of our presence and ACTUALLY *ADD* to the overall event!

It's like my excellent hosts in Milan once said, "Ya know, we a-love the Bike Schmoot, its great but the best part is not the films, its the pretext for our community to make our own bikesexual art"

Whew. When my people get it... they get it!

In the first year Bike Smut came to Troy was only two programs ago for The Porny Express. Reverend Phil was bike touring across North America and had to do some creating routing to grom from Montreal to Burlington back to the Capital District, then back to Boston, but they totally made it worth it and hosted a fun quick show... and The Troy Bike Rescue gave Rev.Phil one of the best, most confusing t-shirts ever!

srsly, there's a heart riding a bike, with a hypodermic needle as an eyeball... and some exposed rib cage, perhaps?

 The following year we had the right people lined up and sure enough they made sure to make it more involved with more people and more fun! Extra events and silly games were planned including a naked bike ride that was a series of Cop Cars following very slowly and creeping people out until we crossed the bridge out of their jurisdiction and all the drivers backed up behind them started passing us with great indifference to our well-being. The peril was no match for our optimism! As even as bikes were needing repair the team gathered and made it a fun time for all.

Now we have a community of sexy bike people, who are gonna make it a really exciting night!

Come celebrate liberation on wheels!



We will meet at Troy Bike Rescue (TBR) to conduct bike safety checks, decorate, and get comfy before the ride. Any kind of non-motorized transportation is welcome. Helmets are encouraged.

Bare As You Dare Bike Ride!

Troy Bike Rescue

3280 6th ave 

FREE

4pm

  
This ride is clothing optional, which means express yourself however you like. Be creative! We are protected in our rights both constitutionally and within city & state codes to bike in as much (optional) nudity as we want since this ride falls under artistic, political, and educational expression.

Most of all, it is a fun and lively event that allows us to make bicycling super visible and celebrate our liberation on many fronts! Then great ready for the last ever Troy screening of Bike Smut!

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction in Troy, NY

Sunday, August 28

The Ranch - 442 2nd St.

6pm

$7

with snacks, libations, and LIVE PERFORMANCES!

with beer from Rare Form
adult material from eXpressions
 intrigue va La Domaine Esemar

I LKE MKE!

This isn't over, Wisconsin!

There is more bike fucking action this Sunday Sunday Sunday!  Where you have a chance to get a 6-person team for next year's Riverwest24!! (one of the Midwest's most coveted bike events)

Riverwest Public House
815 E Locust St 
Two big screenings
8pm, and 10pm. 
Sliding scale $5-10 donation.
Adults only (it is a bar but really, you should be kind of mature with your sexuality)

Group bike ride meeting at Garden Park (Bremen & Locust) at 8pm, and ending back at the Riverwest Public House in time for the 10pm screening. 

Sponsored by The Greasy Gears, Beaver Boys, MKEBKE, & Riverwest24!

someone appreciate all the black and white here... please!

The Porny Express rolls to Madison

Assuming all the pieces of Duff Number Five are working Reverend Phil will be riding from Minneapolis to Madison and beyond. This is the 1st time in 7 years that we will have traveled from one city to another via bicycle and it is long overdue!

Our first stop, Madison, Wisconsin!

9/20/2013 

The Vault - address TBA 

7pm doors, 8pm pre show, 9pm films 

$5 suggested donation 

adults only

Food and Drink available for donation.

A pre ride will gather at ??

It will be a picnic, or as our social intern once said, "It will be a dicknic!"

Minneapolis Bikesexual Weekend!

UPDATE: THE CITY HAS CHOSEN PRIOR RESTRAINT
using one of the most dastardly forms of censorship, our show this weekend will have to find a new venue. Please help us find a place!

WE HAVE A NEW VENUE! AND AN EARLY START TIME!

Bike Smut is thrilled to be a part of a fabulous time on two wheels in Minneapolis!

Friday night Women, Trans/Fem are encouraged to enjoy a social ride around town to learn about the following day's massive WTF* bike race, Babes in Bikeland!

Friday September 13th, 6pm

Join Grease Rag Ride & Wrench for a Pre-Babes Wanderabout group ride.  

Gold Medal Park.  

This is a no-drop, fun ride for the rookies, or to meet new people to ride with on Saturday.  Get the pre-race jitters out by socializing with other WTF* bikers.

NOTE! The ride is for women, transgender, and femme-identified cyclists ONLY!

However, we love to include our supportive allies in our events, and we would like to invite allies to join us after our ride in Matthews Park at 9p

Then a group ride to Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express in Minneapolis!

Friday, September 13

Bedlam Design Center  - CHANGE OF VENUE - TBA

Ground Zero 

15 4th St NE

9pm

donations accepted

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Then on Saturday, WTFs* are encouraged to recover from the movies, dancing and other debauchery with  20 miles of urban streets and trails, stopping at parks and lookouts at:

Babes in Bikeland 7

Saturday, Sept 14th

Registration is online at the link above or from 3-5pm at Powderhorn Park, on the northside baseball fields. 

Dogwood Coffee will be on hand to provide pre-ride iced coffee. 

Race starts at 5pm, cutoff is 8pm. 

From here on out, The Porny Express will be pedal powered only. No more driving, flights, car shares and ideally as little walking as possible. We have shows in Madison, Milwaukee, Chicago coming up soon!

*possibly the most hilarious reappropriation of an existing initialism ever?

* cowgirl illustration via emmvill

Tapping Colorado

We are so excited to be packing the porn down Denver's throat! We will have 4 thrilling shows in just 6 days!

Thursday, September 5th
Phoenix Asylum 
2510 47th St, Unit D (in the alley between the green buildings)
7pm ~ freak bike circus - ride 'em if you got em!
8:30 ~ Film 
10:00 ~ Afterparty
$8 door
BYOB encouraged

Friday, September 6th
Conari Arts
942 Kalamath
7:00 ~ games, crafts, & art
8:30 ~ Film
$5-8 donation, no one turned away for lack of funds

Saturday, September 7th
Mutiny Information Cafe
2 South Broadway
6:30 ~ Potluck and games at Veggie Chop, 614 Lipan St. 
7:30 ~ Group bike ride from there to Mutiny 
9:00 ~ Film
$5-8 donation, no one turned away for lack of funds

Tuesday, September 10th
Lyric Cinema Cafe
300 E Mountain Ave.
9:20pm
$10

All shows are adults only (18+)

Kicking off on The Porny Express

IT'S TIME TO RIDE!

Our first stop on the Porny Express is our historic bikesexual mecca of Salt Lake!

Come examine the finest bikesexual movies from Montreal, Gainesville, Oakland, Milan, Vancouver, Berlin, Chicago and Zurich!

One night only but loads of other rad stuff happening in conjunction with it!

Friday, August 30
The Goathead Preserve
Address TBA
8pm
Adults only!
$5-10 donation

Midnight Mystery Ride to follow!
Brunch nourishment Saturday morning!

Facecrack invite: https://www.facebook.com/events/560330540670147/

Midnight Sunburn Porno Ride!

Bike Smut is melting Alaska! We have one more presentation of Bike Smut's finest movies to share.





This weekend we are concluding our time here by hosting a scavenger hut bike ride and screening at a secret warehouse party! Its gonna be hot hot hot, but we can't tell you where it is, you have to ride your bike there!

bonus points for sweet costumes!

Friday July 12th

9th and E st. Anchorage Alaska

Gather at 6:30pm
Facecrack invite

Its a points ride, you don't need a teammate but just like sex, it is usually more interesting with a friend than by yourself. You will learn more beforehand and you will have fun, dammit!

 
We suggest you bring:
-Bicycle
-Back Pack
-Bike Lock
-Pen or pencil
-Camera (for bonus points)
-Friends to adventure with
-Clothes to enjoy bicycle pornography in (or out of)

Group ride to the secret after party featuring Bike Smut, Choice Alaskan Cuts and other exciting performances.

Come help us kick off the beginning of the Midnight Sunburn tourney and have a great time riding around town!

the bear cubs are out in the Bike Smut stabbin cabin...

photo credit to BikePortland and ApolloniaSaintClair

Riding in MeXXXico

After 14 months of planning we have arrived en Mexico! Hay muchas personas radicales aqui!

Tonight is the kickoff of the Terremoto Anniversary! One of our hosts, Oscar described the group as a pragmatic racers. "We dont care if you ride a track bike, mt bike, unicycle, or whatever! If you can keep up with us you are welcome to ride."

 All week long they encourage bikers to join them in riverly in the streets, at the velodrome, at bike polo, playing footdown, etc culminating with a big party Saturday night with Bike Smut! Its the first time we have shown movies in Mexico, so we are making a special program curated from the past 6 years of smutty bike goodness.

Sabado, Nov 17
Central Del Pueblo,  Republica De Nicaragua #15  Colonia Centro
con erotica en la patio tamprano y porno en dentro más tarde

6:30 - ??

Feliz cuplianos, Terremoto! 

Turning TriXXX in Richmond

YES! Our last Two fabulous shows have shattered the previous horror stories about screenings mid Atlantic.  It was so good in fact a veteran sex educator took time to write about it!

It makes perfect sense when you think about it: bodies in motion; the exhilaration of freedom; the stimulation of one’s senses while riding; the fit and flow of clothing by the rider; the positions of riding, peddling, mounting, and dismounting the bike (ahem… “mounting”); the rhythm of the legs and hips; and of course the way the seat presses provocatively against the rider. - read more on Dr. Ruthie's blog!

Both Brooklyn and Washington DC shows were full of hot bodies and both included TWO live performances from local artists. What a treat for us to see a community not just passively accepting our notions, but actively engaging and exploring their own bikesexual ideas via song, dance, photography and spoken word!

This unexpected success is giving us a whole a whole new perspective on finding the joy between our legs in places it never seemed possible! If the challenged venues in the nation's capital can enjoy it, than we might be able to bring two wheeled bikesexual liberation anywhere!

How about Richmond, VA? In the past we have marvelous screenings at the vaunted Byrd Theatre, but since their board of directors learned there was sex involved, Bike Smut has found a new more suitable, underground dwellings in RVA.

  Saddle Sores.xxx  presents

 Bike Smut 6: TurningTriXXX

Sunday Oct 28

@ MovieLoft (underground venue, email for directions or just ride w us!)    

7pm - group ride from Lamplighter - 116 South Addison Street

$5 Suggested Donation    18+

Turning TriXXX in Burlington

We are coming back home!

Well not our home exactly, Canada feels more like Cascadia than the rest of the United States, but if we are gonna have certain inaliable rights somewhere it might as well be here. Besides US citizens probably need more bikesexual liberation than just about any other people in the non-pornographer-beheading world.

Plus, Vermont might just be the closest thing to Oregon on the east coast! Sure Maine has the original Portland, but there loads of ways OR and VT stand out. Politics: lefist, laissez-faire... well these terms probably don't mean much because so many ideas have become twisted so many ways. But nonetheless Burlington is directly south of Montreal, we are going to stop, drop (some porn) and roll (out afterward).

Shaking bones at the Old Spokes Home

Thu Oct 18
The Firefly
200 main st. Burlington, vt
doors at 8pm 
$5    18+  

We hear there is a ride beforehand! Stay tuned!

Yes! We are home! Makes ya wanna sing something uplifting!

I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW... hrm what was that about suspending habius corpus and indefinitely detaining people without a trail?

Something unconstatuti-something...

Austin's Forpaly Ride

A pre-ride to Austin's only screening of Bike Smut will meet at Plaza Saltillo (same spot as the TNSR) at 6p, ride stars at 6:30pm and ends at the film fest a little before 8pm 

UPDATE! SWEET CONCIDENCE, BIKE SMUT IS PUSHED BACK TO 9pm!

ALSO presenting tonight with the story of her first orgasm is the very vocal Sadie Smythe, of the monthly Austin event,  Bedpost Confessions

Bring a lock, lights, basic tire maintenance tools, and some cash for drinks and donation.

Face Booking Action:
Pre-Ride
Screening

29th Street Ballroom

2906 Fruth Street

8pm

$5 suggested donation

with PopNoir SoundSystem  hosting a smutty dance party after.

All I wanna do is ride bikes with you...

.....and stay up late and watch porn and dance around!



Join us on the official
Built for Speed Porno Pickup


meet at Warschauer Straße U-Bahn (on the bridge)
@20.30, Thursday July 7th

Work on your high-velocity flirting while riding to our first Berlin Bike Smut show.

Come dressed-up for speed! the fancier the better!
Think futuristic rocket ships/evel kenievel/speedy gonzales

improptu Brno bike ride

Hej, zitra mame v brne cyklojizdu!

• Utery v poledne
• Moulin rouge
• slovakova ul.

oblecte si na co se odvazite

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yes we have a bike ride in brno!

• tuesday at noon
• moulin rouge
• slovakova st

wear what you dare

photo credit to these other fine bloggers