Buns in the Oven

Something is cooking in Los Angles!

Our first two shows were at a new venue (not even our organizer had ever been to) that turned out great! The Home Room has got some great artists supporting it and plenty of kind moxie, which is not too common in LA (so we are told, everyone we meet is pretty nice)

For our encore performance we have decided to see whats hot by asking a cook.

Bike Kitchens have a long history in LA, "The" Bike Kitchen has spawned two offspring upstarts who are also working at bringing the social aspects of cycling into more peoples lives. The most recent the Bikerowave is near the ocean and is pretty slick. Its slightly older sibling hails from East LA, and has a more down and dirty reputation.

For the second time, Bike Smut partners with the Bike Oven!
Saturday Jan 14th
2706 N. Figueroa St
10pm screening, but come to enjoy the Art Ride at 7pm!

Get your Buns Cooking this weekend!

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The Great Baltimore Bike-Sexual Weekend

It's queer! It's bike! It's bike-sexuality!
Come experience and support the joy and liberation that sexual and transportation diversity can provide!

Saddle-licking scene from  'Multiple Maniacs'

Bike-sexuality is not something new to Baltimore, MD.  Our bike-sexuality research team found evidence as early as 1970, when Mr. John Waters included a bike-sexual saddle licker in Divine's 'Cavlacade of Perversions' in the film Multiple Manaics.

Fast forwarding to today, Bike Smut is pleased to announce that Baltimore is still a center for bike-sexual activity. Coming this spring, the awesome queers of Baltimore will be opening a women, trans and queer community bike shop. Go go D.I.Y!!

But in order to open this radical space, they need funds. To achieve this, they are throwing a fundraiser on Friday, December 2nd! 

Besides having sweet performances and 'so much fun'. Bike Smut will be helping out the raffle by donating TWO pairs of tickets to our Baltimore show on Saturday, Dec 3rd! Yes, that's right. . . Baltimore gets two days of awesome bike-sexual action!

5th dimension

405 E Franklin

Doors at 8pm, show at 9pm
$5-10 sliding scale

This will be Baltimore's only chance to see our latest program films from all over the world! Bring your bike, bring a friend, and come support your community!

whats on the menu?

What can we say about Bratislava? It might have been a cursed day. It was almost certainly our least popular show on the Euro tour, possibly even in our 5 year history!

Three interactions with police resulted in (thankfully) only a 120 euro fine (being a "stupid Amerikan" has its perks). The strain of loosing two porn touristas means lots more work for the two of us left.

Things started out great, with a modest audience gathering and cheering on our 3 opening performances, including the unveiling of our new Bikesexual Robot!

Like a good lover, the program which starts lighthearted and get more hardcore over time. Alas, the audience had been drinking for several hours, and were not very patient. Drunk bikers often need more than a gentle touch to get them rolling.

Nearly all the chairs were full, but the room itself was massive, which is not ideal. Nor is having a bar in the same space as the movies, as any distraction from the images is attention diverted.

The final straw was a technical issue that cut the image for 2 min.

Maybe it was just too hot in the room to watch porn when it was such a glorious night outside.

Oh well. You can't molest EVERY bike. And after a string of four excellent shows in Czech (Prague, Brno, and Pardubice were organized with only a few days to promote) one misfire is acceptable.

Still they make some delicious art. We dont think this will be the last we hear of Slovakia!