Our first two shows were at a new venue (not even our organizer had ever been to) that turned out great! The Home Room has got some great artists supporting it and plenty of kind moxie, which is not too common in LA (so we are told, everyone we meet is pretty nice)
For our encore performance we have decided to see whats hot by asking a cook.
Bike Kitchens have a long history in LA, "The" Bike Kitchen has spawned two offspring upstarts who are also working at bringing the social aspects of cycling into more peoples lives. The most recent the Bikerowave is near the ocean and is pretty slick. Its slightly older sibling hails from East LA, and has a more down and dirty reputation.
For the second time, Bike Smut partners with the Bike Oven!
Saturday Jan 14th
2706 N. Figueroa St
10pm screening, but come to enjoy the Art Ride at 7pm!
After an extended 4 day vacation due to vast northern UK lameness (centered in Liverpool) our team of bikesexuals figured they would be able to plow through the rest of the UK without any trouble. But after our 2nd all night dance party in as many days and facing two more in the next two days we know that it will be a good challenge to keep our cadence. Maybe we can just get some kind Southern Faeries to provide encouragement. Spurring us on with some handmade bike whips perhaps?
TONIGHT! Colorama Cinema 52-56 Lancaster Street
London SE1
Thursday September 1st
8pm Alley Rat race then movies afterward, then on to our final UK show in Brighton tomorrow!
With catchy beats and aggressively suggestive lyrics, the newest bicycle music video is one part Leslie Hall, one part MC Spandex. Breezee, who we are pretty sure has nothing to do with the bicycle manufactuer of a similar name, could to be the answer to the perpetual question of "why is it that bikers, who naturally develop excellent cadence often dont have rhythm?"
Not only does she have rhythm, she also has booty to bounce!
Enjoy this fine video which still (strangely enough) has only about 100 views.
Bike Smut's team of sweet and tender hooligans returns to the scene of our previous shenanigans, making certain that no Mancunian's bicycle desires go unstoked. Clearly, no other city deserves a return of our erotic cycle classiness as much as Manchester, because clearly no other city is home to the sexiest man to ever ride a bike and sing about it. So in honor of of the magnetic power of Morrissey, all the charming men of Manchester will be biking through the city streets to Salford this Sunday for a brand new bike porn screening at the Islington Mill.
Here is the gig:
Sunday, 28 August 20.30 Islington Mill James Street Salford M3 5HW
Just when we had thought that we would be able to quietly go into the night, our world is rocked by another fabulous, scandalous music video.
Woe be on the foolish prude that might try to shame due to "inappropriate behavior", "excessive drinking", or "gratuitous sexual content". BEGONE USELESS KILLJOY! This video drops like a bomb, has legs to run you down and steel to gut you like the new fish you are.
Please enjoy irresponsibly.
After a couple years of mild asskikery the Bay Area Derailleurs have really stepped up their game. From the performances at Mini Bike Winter to their political work on the BP oil spill in the Gulf they seem to have found their pace.
The paring of the dumpster diving, bike punk ballet of the Derailleurs with the dope lyrical stylings of Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits makes for a classic us/them battle. man v woman. driver v cyclist. meat v vegan (or is that freegan? opportunivore? cannibal?)
As for our predicted tours of North America and Europe we can only hope that the stars will continue to align and we will get to bring more of the best bicycle erotica to your berg. But we have been promised lots of cookies and booze from SLC! w00t! (thanks for reading our " bike porn recommended daily allowance")
Bikes are meeting at Waypost Cafe at 10am tomorrow (Thursday September 24th) for a ride to Sauvie Island to enjoy the creative expression of the Flaming Lips! (and possibly another naked ride!)
UPDATE - a cadre of naked folk enjoyed swimming in the radioactive poo water of the Columbia downstream of the Willamette River, reading recent news about the Columbia River Crossing, and naked knitting. How we failed to capture images of hot naked bikers knitting is troubling but rest assured we will fail you again.
live performance by Miss Steak
live performance by Miss Steak 
