Showing posts with label slovakia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slovakia. Show all posts

July 24, 2014

Packing the Euro Sausage

From Brats to Wieners this dick on a bike is rolling across sausage country!

What support we got from our return to Germany. First a fabulously debaucherous screening in the former East German town of Leipzig. Sometimes we do free shows (okay often we do free shows) and we usually get a lot of thanks and some sticker sales. But they really dug deep into their beer fund. Then an afterparty at the neighborhood bar turned into naked dance party because, "well we did all just watch some great porn together, so ..."

Bavaria was also fabulous in a completely different way. Leaving Leipzig after midnight then riding from Munich to the suburb of Augsburg on no sleep and just the promise of Bavarian Brunch was a delightful suffering. But white beer, white (brat)wurst, soft pretzels and a hot shower got me in the mood. The Bike Kitchen in Augsburg were really into it they even made this promotional video:



Pretty fucking cool eh? The show was also exciting. We had a massive audio blow out in the first 20 min which resulted in the speakers screaming more than 120 decibels of pain... for 3 minutes  Yikes! But after pulling all the cables (yes even the projector) there was silence. A few words of patience and the audience waited on the streets outside while we scrambled to fix the power/audio issues. another 30 min and we were back on it and the room was maybe even more packed! A very good sign. They screamed with delight and because we had never been to that town before we showed some videos form the archive we don't but out very often including  a "bike snuff" vignette from the early days. Another dance party and tall bike rides around the city ensued.

 The next day we were in Munich where the Academy of art students were presenting their final works. Really fun to have many rooms of thematic art. In a bizarre moment an artist, who wrote a great story about our first screening in Munich three years ago saw us in the halls of the Academy and showed us her art. Her room ended up winning the best in show which is pretty fucking cool.

 
It was a really hot night. We were planning to do it inside the Kulturjurte (Culture Yurt) but that was gonna be a sauna so the rad bikesexual folks at Bike Kitchen who made a good poster and organized it help us set it up under the stars. It felt great!

Our Bike Smut Munich office got some photos too!




Then a gloroius ride along the Danube which has a excellent bike trail...

Now we are about to have 3 shows in 3 days!

Thursday at the Bike Kitchen in Linz

Friday with Critical Mass in Bratslava

 
Saturday in Vienna




FUCKING w00t!

June 23, 2011

whats on the menu?




What can we say about Bratislava? It might have been a cursed day. It was almost certainly our least popular show on the Euro tour, possibly even in our 5 year history!

Three interactions with police resulted in (thankfully) only a 120 euro fine (being a "stupid Amerikan" has its perks). The strain of loosing two porn touristas means lots more work for the two of us left.

Things started out great, with a modest audience gathering and cheering on our 3 opening performances, including the unveiling of our new Bikesexual Robot!

Like a good lover, the program which starts lighthearted and get more hardcore over time. Alas, the audience had been drinking for several hours, and were not very patient. Drunk bikers often need more than a gentle touch to get them rolling.

Nearly all the chairs were full, but the room itself was massive, which is not ideal. Nor is having a bar in the same space as the movies, as any distraction from the images is attention diverted.

The final straw was a technical issue that cut the image for 2 min.

Maybe it was just too hot in the room to watch porn when it was such a glorious night outside.

Oh well. You can't molest EVERY bike. And after a string of four excellent shows in Czech (Prague, Brno, and Pardubice were organized with only a few days to promote) one misfire is acceptable.

Still they make some delicious art. We dont think this will be the last we hear of Slovakia!

June 20, 2011

Kitchen love

We love bike kitchens. They're pretty much the best thing ever to frolic across the golden fields of the bike porn kingdom. A bike kitchen is a space for DIY bicycle exploration, and your city needs to have one. Open spaces for creating networks of mutual aid; sharing parts, spreading knowledge, recycling waste, incubating inspirations, blossoming culture - these bike kitchens could be the start of something special. Our desire is to share our bike porn with the saints of every bike kitchen in Europe, because they deserve it, every single blessed one of them.

So we're trying. So far Bike Smut has visited the bike kitchens of Vienna and Linz in Austria. Today, we step just one border to the east and come to the new Bratislava Bike Kitchen (or Cyklokuchyňa as the Slovakians say it). Prime your bicycle taste buds.

KC Dunaj
Nedbalova 4
Bratislava, Slovakia
22.00 | 21 June





















Thanks also to the jiving anarcho-syndicalists of Priama Akcia for hooking us up in Bratislava!