ReMembering Eugene

Fleshback to Eugene one year ago. The plucky residents of Campbell Club willingly agree to host a curious idea. Bolstered by former sex-positive residents who could speak to the wonder and joy of Bikexploitation the perpetual students of Eugene open their doors (among other things) to the cadre of horny cyclists.

Their largest room is full to capacity packed in like massive ball bearings. The excited audience cheers gleefully, "Lets go on a naked bike ride!" The crowd pours out of the hall and into the streets. Hours later a spandex clad dance party rages in the kitchen until dawn.

Fleshforward to 2009. What will come of the poor unsuspecting viewers this year? What kind of reaction can be expected when the porn is turned up to eleven?

Shock? Inspiration? Perspiration? Time will tell, but we will not. What happens on Bike Porn Tour stays in the chamois. Its like a virus, but it is beneficial, so don't abstain, just relax, get comfortable, enjoy the show and when the time comes, scream out loud with exuberance.

• Saturday December 5th
• Campbell Club
• 1670 Alder St Eugene, OR
• 7:30pm, 18+
• $5 donation
• naked bike ride to follow

Organ State vs University of Organ

Boomshakalaka, after an extended terrifying stint where our Eugene hosts decided not to return calls or emails we have found a new place to show the goods this weekend!

It is a battle of the bulge (in your pants) when these two titans of compete for best bike porn house party. The hairy Beavers of Corvallis seem to have the sexual advantage over the Eugene gregarious Ducks, but when these two Willamette Valley powerhouses play the field anything is possible.

1st up the Beavers will get their chance to put down some fly maneuvers. In-house bike limbo you say?!?!? With beer?!?!? Okay then.

Thursday, December 3rd
Corvallis Polo House
1700 nw kings
9:00 pm Adults Only,
$5 donation
after party with beer.
Bike Limbo, Dancing

Then to the U of Organ where going on a bike ride is a good enough reason to take your clothes off is hosting our collection of sexy bike movies on the coveted Saturday night position.

Saturday December 5th
Campbell Club
1670 Alder St Eugene, OR
7:30pm, 18+
$5 donation
naked bike ride to follow

We hope to end the Chain Whip in style. Come on down and whip it good.

The end of the Choad

The last show of the Westward Ho! Bikexploiation tour.

• Thursday, December 4th
• Campbell Club
• 1670 Alder St Eugene, OR
• 7PM

Bringing it to Eugene for some prime time Bike Porn action.

PLUS bike polo after the show!

Thanks to all our hosts and our parasites



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