Raceing to a Canadian home near you!

We had another Capitol idea!*

Lets go to Ottawa and let the residents watch amazing porn.

Then it happened!

Bike Smut in Ottawa
Coach's Den
41 arthur st 
doors at 9:30
$5 suggested donation


With tall bike polo on Sunday (if someone's mallet is long enough)

*We had this idea to go to the US Capitol but it didn't seem possible, then it happened! More details to come... ya know soon.

Defining Your-ination

While examining Ottawa's Cat Sanctuary we met a resident of Quebec. According to him we will be traveling to an entirely different country today. For sure the residents of Quebeqaw have a separatist history longer than Oregon, Idaho or Montana.

So, will Bike porn have to worry about crossing the Ontario - Quebec border?

Come to the Death Church and learn the sorted details of border crossings, smuggling obscenity, and lazy, stuffed pussy.


But first enjoy a fine, candid interview from just yesterday:



So, what do you think the raccoon is thinking when he looks back at us?

Why I, Ottawa!

Bike Porn 4:PLAY

In the capital city of America's Hat, Canada!

Sunday, March 27

Raw Sugar Cafe

692 Somerset St. W

Ottawa, ON

7-11pm

catch us playing polo earlier if the snow melts in time.

facebook? okay

3 cheers for CANADA!

Bike Porn is bringing it for three nights across the Canadian east side

4/23/2010 Ottawa
arthurs court
41 arthur st
8pm $5 donation adults only

4/24/2010 Montreal
Interstice
242 Young at the corner of Ottawa in Griffintown
Doors at 7pm, Show starts at 8pm (sharp!)
$5 to $12 sliding scale 18+
Bike Ride from Plateau, meets at Parc des Amériques (Rachel & St-Laurent) at 6pm, leaves at 6:30.


4/25/2010 Toronto
CineCycle
Coach House
down the lane behind 129 Spadina Ave.
on the east side between Richmond St. W. and Adelaide St. W., Toronto.
8 PM Door open 9 PM begin screening

Dear anonymous commenter, thanks for the address correction! this is so exciting, we have been looking forward to playing for ages!

All of our hosts in Canada have been completly wonderful. From a delicious Dim Sum breakfast in Ottawa to a homemade bike porn done just 12 hours before the show!

stunning! Tanx!! We hope to return soon!