May 15, 2014

Sicily, What a Fucking Island

What a fabulous time on the island of Sicily!

A micro vacation in paradise with loads of hot bikers and perverts? We accept!

The Catania Bike Festival was a massive and well organized. With loads of bike events in a large park overlooking the Centro we had 3 days of spectacular views, races, activities, bike polo, entertainment, Critical Mass and of course bici porno!








They have some great people there working together to make great things happen. Zeronove, for example, is a grand bike shop / venue / culture gathering spot. Catania is lucky to have them.

Among the great things Catania has going for it include Europe's largest active volcano, Mt. Etna. Dwarfing Mt. Tabor (Portland's own volcano), Mt Etna covers an area 1506 times as large. Where you can ride the circle on top of Tabor in less than 60 seconds our circumnavigation of Etna took about 10 hours, alternating from pavement, to gravel, to sand, to wooded paths, to boulders, to expansive lava flows and back to pavement. But if the surface was varied the climate was constantly changing! On our circumnavigation our elevation was mostly between 1,500 and 2,200 meters and we got no shortage of weather. Full sun, driving rain, sleet, snow, and brisk winds so strong I found myself braking on an incline! After traveling and biking for so many years you start to think you have seen it all, then you realize you are accelerating beyond your comfort going uphill and you haven't pedaled in the past 30 seconds. That was different.






say "lesbian"

in the distance, mainland Italy










It took a little be of figuring out but we got a last minute show in Palermo. We do mean last minute. We found out about a show at Taverna Bukowski and asked to be added to the schedule the day before. An hour after the show was over we were on a ferry heading north to Genova to continue our Bicycle Fucking Tour d' Italia!












Can we bring more bikesexual excitement to Italy? YES WE CAN!


May 8, 2014

Rising Temperature in Torino

We are back on the mainland! After a couple excellent shows in Sicily (in Catania *and* Palermo) we have escaped the island that was looking to keep our attentions for ever!

But press on we must. No matter of excellent people, weather, food and adventure can keep us from our intended rounds. Its like the mailman only gendered terms are out so mail-person... but also being deivered by a pretty masculine person, so maybe male-person... either way we have a big, fun Bike Fucking Tour de Italia coming, and coming again.


This Saturday we are in Torino. Join us!
10/05 @ Csoa Gabrio 
via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h



And because it is a community event they are serving up some good food beforehand!



May 6, 2014

Italian Island Quickie

We are about to jump off this Island, but before we do we have one final show in Palermo!
 



Wednesday 7 May
Taverna Bukowski
piazzetta teatro santa cecilia 22
Palermo, Italy
19:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/1419506321648649/

This wont be a full show, so dont't be late!


With food and many DJs to enjoy!
DJ KOSMIKO: https://soundcloud.com/dj-kosmiko
RAJAZ:  https://soundcloud.com/rajaz





Our final island show! Come join us!

May 4, 2014

Bike Fucking Tour 'd Italia

Happy MayDay! This month has a lot of beautiful bikers blooming already and now we have an updated Bike Fucking Tour 'd Italia plan!


We take a ferry from Sicily to Genoa then ride to the northwest of Italian city of Torino (famous for its Shrouds and Fiats). There the famed social center, Gabrio will host our bikesexual projections.
10/05 Torino @ Csoa Gabrio - via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h

 
After Torino we are heading east to our biggest show of the tour! The reason we said, "Yes! You made a great film and we will return to Europe!" They have arranged for our show to be hosted in the center at the city's most historic squat turned social center turned self-managed public space. Expect a lot, you will get it!
17/05 - 18/05 Milano @ Leoncavallo

mmm... saucy
Leaving all that excitement in our wake our fucking bike ride takes us further into Italy where all your Balsamic vinegar originated
21/05 Modena @Libera - via del Tirassegno 7 @ 21:30


We are hoping we can find contacts in other parts of Italy (eg Florence) on our way back south to the capital of capitals, to where all bike fucking roads lead.
31/05 Roma @TBA

Then it is only another 800 km to Slovenia. That's a lot of pasta. This Bike Fucking Tour d' Italia has a lot of exciting kilometers to pound! Thanks for your encouragement!

count the extra "nipples"
 

April 24, 2014

bicisessuale d Italiano!

Blast it! We had a great screening in Amsterdam and Zurich and between the excellent history tours and having our handlebar bag stolen on the night train we didn't even make blog posts about them!

Well even if you miss out on info here, the column on the right is usually up to date.

So now would be a good time to look at that calendar and see what dates are coming up and what people you can invite to enjoy sex-positive, human powered entertainment!

This Saturday we are blessed to be in Catina, Italy on the island of Sicily. We have got Critical Mass, Bike Polo, Downhill XC Race! It is a pretty excting place with a lot of great events coming up!



Venerdì 25 aprile
Rock the Park, Xc Eliminator
https://www.facebook.com/events/657606177608219/
 

Venerdì 25 aprile, ore 21:00 in Piazza Duomo
Critical Mass special edition CBF2014
https://www.facebook.com/events/399872420152589

 
Sabato 26 aprile, ore 22:00 ℅ Zeronove
Bike Smut video festival e party CBF2014
https://www.facebook.com/events/1386394051643060

  
 Sabato 26 e domenica 27 aprile
Salvaiciclisti 3.0
https://www.facebook.com/events/229258207272276
Group Cycling®
https://www.facebook.com/events/1384290351815726/?ref=5

Sabato 26 e domenica 27 aprile
Bike Polo Tournament
https://www.facebook.com/events/474682642661677/?ref=5

Domenica 27 aprile
Junior Bike Race
https://www.facebook.com/events/1431333357006758/?ref=5



everybody get that? Do we need to get your attention again?








Bike Smut in Sicily!
Saturday, April 26
Zeronove
Via Opificio 12, 95131 Catania, Italy
 



April 16, 2014

Belgium, I hardly even fucked the


Belgium might inspire more confusion that any other European country for people from the United States.




They speak a lot of French although it's not quite France.
They ride a lot of Dutch bikes but it's not quite The Netherlands.
They enjoy a discussion of logic like the Germans but its not quite Germany.
Flemish or phlegmish, they love naked bike rides and they are gonna love Bike Smut!


17 Avril
Rapa Nui Association
4 rue dieudonné lefevre , 1020 bruxelles
4 euros + 1 adhesion



FB Invite
https://www.facebook.com/events/1468345233382872/1468931316657597


April 11, 2014

Velo Erotique on the West Side!

Greetings from the West Coast... of the Atlantic!

After a fabulously sucessful mini tour of Central Europe including Geneva, Lausanna, St. Etene, Grenoble, and Lyon Bike Smut jumps BackInTheSaddle!


First up our lovely and insane friends in Paris are gathering for another specticle. The last time we got together 200 horny bikers took over the street in fron of La Ola Oops.  FaceBook Event
SUNDAY, 13 APRIL,  La Mutinerie, 176 rue Saint-Martin 75013, 19:00h, GRATUIT (donations),



Then the very next day we travel into the respectable and orderly suburbs of Ghent, Belgium. It will be our first time in Belgium outside of Brussels and the local DIY crowd are gathering like a fun, freaky storm. Come early for the potluck food and stay late for rad, feminist, crusty punk bands!
MONDAY, 14 APRIL, 't Kieknkot, Beukenlaan 37, sint-denijs-westrem, food 20.00h, GRATUIT


Brussels has got many fine qualities but we know what we want... French Fries and Naked Bike Rides! One of the world's most famous CycloNudestas, a person who has negotiated with many  spaces to create safe spaces for casual nudity, Jerome Nature, may be in attendance! FB Event
THURSDAY, 17 APRIL, Byrrh, 4 rue dieudonné lefevre, ADMISSION

You want bikes? You want sex? You want them both? Where else in the wold are you gonna go besides Amsterdam! (simma down West Coast, USA this aint about you) Last time we had all but given up on screening our program in Holland. "If we can't get a show we should just go there, ride lots of bikes and have lots of sex!" - MissPoppyCox. But as fate had it an upstart, kickass venue of rad, film loving feminists totally said, "Bikes + Porn? YES WE CAN!" We are grateful our friends at Filmhuis Cavia are welcoming us back again.
FRIDAY, 18 APRIL, Filmhuis Cavia, Van Hallstraat 52-I (de poort door, binnen de trap op), 4 euros



In a few days we will share our schedule for much of the rest of Europe! So excited!!

Photos via Lima, Peru and Brussels WNBR used without permission. If you are the owner of one of these just let us know and we will credit or remove the image
 
Chicago WNBR photo by Aaron Leverenz  with permission. Thanks!