¡SUBITO! ∆∆ Science Friction ∆∆ con modulo di iscrizione

Luci anteriore e posteriore ricaricate

Lubrificazione alla massima viscosità

Impostare i genitali su sbalorditivo

Prepararsi a viaggiare nel tempo e nello spazio usando quel cazzo di culo

...è ora di entrare nella zona della sottomissione...

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

La call annuale per la pornografia ciclica do-it-yourself

5 punti per raggiungere la completa soddisfazione bicisessuale

•     1. Apri la tua mente alle idee bicisessuali. Considera cosa ti fa salire sulla bici e cosa ti fa scendere
•     2. Fatti assistere da partner intimi fatti di carne. Recluta assistenza tecnologica per l'editing
•     3. Coinvolgi parti in carbonio, acciaio, alluminio e titanio. Guida, curva e spingi fino a raggiungere la soddisfazione
•     4. Mixa audio emozionali e video provocatori in un film consensuale non più lungo di 7 minuti
•     5. MANDALO! Spedisci il video via email con modulo di iscrizione in formato .mp4 .mov .wtf

Cuntclusion of the Bike Fucking Tour of Italy

We are in the final push across the Northeast to cover this country with better sex and better transportation. We are thrilled to be here celebrating the European Hardcourt Bike Polo Championships! It may be the wettest event we have been since a Mini Bike Winter Cupcake Challenge resulted in a near death by riding a bike into the Willamette River.

We also will get to ride with Critical Mass this Friday in Padova and we have great hopes that we will find a creative way to share our program with all the rad bikers who keep doing it in the street!

We also have some excellent contacts in Venice, a city that is so car-free you can't even ride your bike in it. How will this turn our for our plucky team of intrepid porno explorers?

Stay tuned via our various social media diseases:

https://twitter.com/#!/BikeSmut
Great for immediate action. Lots of pictures from the tour and other musings mostly bike-sex related!

http://bikesmut.tumblr.com/
Like pictures? Loads of sexy bikers doing it, doing it and doing it rad!

https://www.facebook.com/BikePornFilms
If you have a face you can put it right up this URL!

or just do it old school style and write us a letter: bikesmut@gmail.com 

We only are a little annoyed by people who can write us but can't bother to look on the website we take so long to update. [grumblegruble]

Lubrifichiamoci bene e veniamo in bici sempre!

Staserra in Bologna!

19/6
@ Xm24 - Via Fioravanti 24

21:30  

https://www.facebook.com/events/1438087236451568/

Dominica in Vincenza

ADA Lab - Via Battaglione Framarin 42,

18:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/621426494619946/

Verona, Venice, Padova on the verge! Its our final push across the North of Italy!

Milano Bikesexual Art

It is difficult to put into words all the organization and bikelove made possible by the volunteers in Milano. But they tried.

"The films are spectacular, but they are just the pretext for what is possible. The best thing about Bike Smut is our community making time to explore sexuality and mobility... it can produce some pretty wild ideas." ~ Cauz, Milano organizer

With so much great art being made we decided we had to share it.

Limited edition prints available via our online store

Sicily, What a Fucking Island

What a fabulous time on the island of Sicily!

A micro vacation in paradise with loads of hot bikers and perverts? We accept!

The Catania Bike Festival was a massive and well organized. With loads of bike events in a large park overlooking the Centro we had 3 days of spectacular views, races, activities, bike polo, entertainment, Critical Mass and of course bici porno!

They have some great people there working together to make great things happen. Zeronove, for example, is a grand bike shop / venue / culture gathering spot. Catania is lucky to have them.

Among the great things Catania has going for it include Europe's largest active volcano, Mt. Etna. Dwarfing Mt. Tabor (Portland's own volcano), Mt Etna covers an area 1506 times as large. Where you can ride the circle on top of Tabor in less than 60 seconds our circumnavigation of Etna took about 10 hours, alternating from pavement, to gravel, to sand, to wooded paths, to boulders, to expansive lava flows and back to pavement. But if the surface was varied the climate was constantly changing! On our circumnavigation our elevation was mostly between 1,500 and 2,200 meters and we got no shortage of weather. Full sun, driving rain, sleet, snow, and brisk winds so strong I found myself braking on an incline! After traveling and biking for so many years you start to think you have seen it all, then you realize you are accelerating beyond your comfort going uphill and you haven't pedaled in the past 30 seconds. That was different.

say "lesbian"

in the distance, mainland Italy

It took a little be of figuring out but we got a last minute show in Palermo. We do mean last minute. We found out about a show at Taverna Bukowski and asked to be added to the schedule the day before. An hour after the show was over we were on a ferry heading north to Genova to continue our Bicycle Fucking Tour d' Italia!

Can we bring more bikesexual excitement to Italy? YES WE CAN!

Rising Temperature in Torino

We are back on the mainland! After a couple excellent shows in Sicily (in Catania *and* Palermo) we have escaped the island that was looking to keep our attentions for ever!

But press on we must. No matter of excellent people, weather, food and adventure can keep us from our intended rounds. Its like the mailman only gendered terms are out so mail-person... but also being deivered by a pretty masculine person, so maybe male-person... either way we have a big, fun Bike Fucking Tour de Italia coming, and coming again.

This Saturday we are in Torino. Join us!
10/05 @ Csoa Gabrio 
via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h

And because it is a community event they are serving up some good food beforehand!

Italian Island Quickie

We are about to jump off this Island, but before we do we have one final show in Palermo!
 

Wednesday 7 May

Taverna Bukowski

piazzetta teatro santa cecilia 22

Palermo, Italy

19:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/1419506321648649/

This wont be a full show, so dont't be late!

With food and many DJs to enjoy!
DJ KOSMIKO: https://soundcloud.com/dj-kosmiko
RAJAZ:  https://soundcloud.com/rajaz

Our final island show! Come join us!

Bike Fucking Tour 'd Italia

Happy MayDay! This month has a lot of beautiful bikers blooming already and now we have an updated Bike Fucking Tour 'd Italia plan!


We take a ferry from Sicily to Genoa then ride to the northwest of Italian city of Torino (famous for its Shrouds and Fiats). There the famed social center, Gabrio will host our bikesexual projections.
10/05 Torino @ Csoa Gabrio - via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h

 
After Torino we are heading east to our biggest show of the tour! The reason we said, "Yes! You made a great film and we will return to Europe!" They have arranged for our show to be hosted in the center at the city's most historic squat turned social center turned self-managed public space. Expect a lot, you will get it!
17/05 - 18/05 Milano @ Leoncavallo

mmm... saucy

Leaving all that excitement in our wake our fucking bike ride takes us further into Italy where all your Balsamic vinegar originated
21/05 Modena @Libera - via del Tirassegno 7 @ 21:30


We are hoping we can find contacts in other parts of Italy (eg Florence) on our way back south to the capital of capitals, to where all bike fucking roads lead.
31/05 Roma @TBA

Then it is only another 800 km to Slovenia. That's a lot of pasta. This Bike Fucking Tour d' Italia has a lot of exciting kilometers to pound! Thanks for your encouragement!

count the extra "nipples"