working the Bisbee Business

We are out of Texas!

Presently we are on the road West past Warez, Mexico (the home of one of the most terrifying series of unanswered female disappearings and deaths) To Bisbee, AZ where Spooky Tooth Cycles plays host to our sultry cycle program. A added bonus, The Whiskey Breath Burlesque is joining us in this screening (and again on Friday in Tucson)

• Wed, November 5th
• Spooky Tooth Cycles
• One Cochise Row, Bisbee AZ
• 8pm, donations

Also, they are working on having some naked tall bike jousting beforehand.

Honestly, we are thinking of making them some sort of award for having the best web page pimping the show.

ALSO we hear they play polo Thursday in Tucson. So we are coming ready!



Comon AZ! lets do this up right!

On our way out!

Will we find a space to show the goods in Marfa before we leave TX? Or we will attempt the dreaded pull out method?

Texas State Capitol

Riding in October's Critical mass was a blast! We hope to soak up as much rad bike culture of the South as we can... and so today we shall watch the BMX riders of 9th Street tear up the earth with their hard rides at noon then adjourn to Austin's premiere screening of Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitation

Broken Neck
4701 Red Bluff Rd
9pm

Mobile Pole Dancing Platform

Strippers and voyeurs rejoice, the act of spinning sultry in public is now available to lucky cyclists of New York City. Behold: poleriders.


It was only on the street for one night in Manhattan before some SUV drivers found this and put it up on youtube.

Thanks for keeping bikers safe, visible and sexy!

My XXXs in Texxxas

Three shows in this massive land:

Wed 10/29
Houston
Next door to the Cracker House
416 w. Clay
8:30 pm

Sat 11/1
Austin
Broken Neck
4701 Red Bluff Rd
9:00 pm

Tue 11/4
Marfa?
Somewhere
Sometime
(help us out here...revphil[at]gmail[dot]com)

houston show is on!

we're not sure where we are playing in Houston, but we will know soon...

on to ABQ!

Tonight, Monday October 27th, we play at

The Agency 111 4th St. SW. ABQ. NM 87102
8pm
$6 for cars, $5 for bikes

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Team Wreck represent?

Where are the thoughts of our cell operations?



Turning his attention to this matter is the esteemed Dr. Doom

cell block, doom, checking in from southwest coloRADocrew,things are playing out just as planned. i have installed myself as temporary leader of team wreck swc........the chips are in place, hell will reign on all who oppose the almighty team wreck and its blood lust for polo domination!!!!!!!! my love to distant players may your mallets fly true.................

How will our glorious leader, RKelly respond? Could this lead to further Team WRECK franchises? Will all the cycle glory be delivered to Rickreall, Oregon this summer like Aztec gold to Spain?

Our BikeSmut Cycle News Coverage Team hopes to have a reaction from Rkelly soon. Standby...

(Update: please see comments for RKelly's response...)

Whupped.

Enganging on the end of time, mountain biking in durango has become a matter of Herculean efforts to push skills and respect for others' skills. Tonight we recognize those people deserving of sick ass awards.

The Tunnel

The Soft Hands

Black Market Electric
Abbey Theater 10pm

When Polo Strikes

We are coming to texas looking to kickass!

Who will try us?

Sincerely,

The Pork Barrels

Bike Porn Polo League