Assulting the line

This internal memo was leaked to our Johannesburg branch.

Attn: Chicks and Bikes Interns
We're confident we have flushed the system of illegal identy gender confusion. We would like you to please continue your search for the perfect biker ass. You may continue playing with yourself without fear.

- C&B Management

It's a pretty exciting news day, to be sure.

Toeing the Line or Pushing the Camel

Hot Ass Messenger Marketing was pleased to learn that the Chicks and Bikes blog has bit on our hot ass.



What ho, Pork Barrels are so lucrative.

Penis.

Doing it the hard way (ie not on grass)

Our touring bike polo/porno team, the "Pork Barrels" have come home to find that things have not changed much in Portland hardcourt players

• Goals are still ridden though.
• Mallets are still thrown.
• Bikes still break.
• Some players are better than others
  
• And due to our work ethics (few players are willing to save $$ to travel to other polo courts) the Axels of Evil are still the best players in the world (alongside Seattle and East Van).

Instead of us having to travel anywhere, we invite you to come try your might against us. Any Sunday at Alberta Park on NE 21st and Killingsworth. And if you want a taste of some real competitive action, a tournament is in the works in early March.




And speaking of bikes breaking, this past week our crack team of photographers were on hand to capture this gem:

The guy who did this really likes his bike, so you can imagine what he would do to someone he does not like.

Polo in the Bay

Hardcourt bike hockey started in the Pacific Northwest 7-8 years ago. Teams in Portland, Seattle and Vancouver have for much of that time been beating the crap out of each other for fun and bragging rights. A number of breweries have been able to make it though slow economic periods due to our patronage.

From the NW many a sojurn was made to the Bay in seach of similar hardcourt action. Typically the result was good, but not sustained. SF was perpetually the land of old school grass polo.

In 2007 SF hosted the NACCs and many bike punks got a taste of what bike polo can be. Epic games are still discussed in Portland ad nauseam.
Here we see the influence of NW polo.
Now at the end of 2008 both SF and Oakland have regular polo battles, this weekend there are a couple extra.

• Thursday November 27 -
• Oakland Polo Rockridge BART. Oakland's regular weekly game every Thursday night.
• 8pm

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• Saturday November 29
• Lobot Gallery
• Special edition INDOOR POLO
• 10pm (after bike porn screening at 8pm)

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• Sunday November 30
  
• Ride SFO bike expo and polo at Cow Palace in SF.
  
• Special edition INDOOR POLO
  
• 3pm

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• Monday December 1st
  
• Every Monday night in the Mission come play
  
• Dolores Park
  
• Church and 18th
  
• 7pm

We heartily encourage you to check http://bikepolo.ca for an international discussion of the game's finer points and blunts.

When Polo Strikes

We are coming to texas looking to kickass!

Who will try us?

Sincerely,

The Pork Barrels

Bike Porn Polo League