Cyberspunk!

Bike Smut is proud to be part of CYBERSPUNK! 

A one-night-only Book Club Burlesque party inspired by William Gibson’s 1984 Science Fiction classic, Neuromancer. 

Cyberspunk is a participatory and literacy event. The audience is encouraged to read the book and dress to impress in their sexiest, most creative Neuromancer inspired style. The neon-noir novel is wrought with themes of virtual survival, man vs. machine, humanism sacrificed in the face of advancing technology, cyborg body manipulation and more. So naturally they got a special Bike Smut booth for exceptional futuristic viewing.

Maker House - 283 N Stone Ave, Tucson 
Doors at 8, party till late
$8-$20 cover, 21+ presale TICKETS@ www.artmatter.org

Call us Johnny Pneumatic cause we are pumping the morning-moaning hours away to deliver a tight package to Tucson, Saturday night!

New Trailer: What is Bike Smut?!?

Finally! It has been too long since we shared a new trailer and this one is pretty amazing!

check it before YouTube pulls it down!

nevermind, they done pulled the buttplug out in a most unfriendly manner.

But fuck YouTube, we got QUEER PORN TUBE! No that website is dead, alas. But thankfully The Internet Archive is eternal (we hope)

It is difficult to explain bike culture or sex culture to a person who has never been in a fun group ride or ever fucked in a strange place. People are made to feel insecure about their choice of transportation and/or their choice about sex. From insecurity comes all manner of emotions but rarely curiosity.

Most people look at bikers and perverts as an other, as something different. When we see more differences than similarities we are given the ability to distance ourselves. "They are not like me; I am not like that." How are we supposed to be able to learn and adapt when we have so many hangups?

This video takes a look at what a lot of people think of when they hear the word "bikes" and the word "porn". Seven years of traveling and screening independent films from all over the world have taught us to keep our minds open, because there always seems to be something new . We hope we can continue to explore the universe with bright-eyed curiosity!

WHACK!ng it with Bikes!

Presenting the greatest WHACK! since kitty abuse

WHACK! presents Bike Smut
a casually radical interview by Lynsey G

Below is a little taste:

Lynsey G: ... You do hear about women having orgasms on exercise bikes, so I can see there being an actual sexual aspect to the bike itself for some people.

Poppy Cox: Oh yeah. It makes you feel really good. It gets your blood pumping. There’s definitely more than one video or story of girls getting off on bikes, which is pretty awesome. Actually one of our favorite movies, which was made in Brooklyn, is sort of a freak bike that was built… it’s a stationary bike, but it has a big complex bicycle wheel system to make a moving dildo that fucks the person at the other end.

Lynsey G! [laughing] I think I saw that, actually, at the Museum of Sex!

PC: Yeah, it’s definitely on the internet. It’s one of our few films that’s actually on the internet. They call it ‘Fuck Bike #001.’ It’s all in black and white.

The conversation covers topics of distribution and obscenity and prior restraint and goes over some of our more difficult moments bringing better porn to the people.

Later on we found that this sticker we got from Courtney Trouble was actually from Lynsey G. Whoa! Small fucking world.

There’s a tremendous amount of insecurity associated with how we get around. Being able to have more open and honest conversations about our desires will help prevent the bad sexy time and make the good times better and more often!

MO BIKE SMUT IN MOTOWN.

   Saturday, October 6th your favorite bicycle porn collective is coming to you in Detroit! That's right folks, Bike Smut is back in full force with brand SPANKING new smutty films for your pleasure.
Last years show was a BLAST, with fire spinning strippers, warehouse parties, critical massing and local Detroit bike art!
         Come join Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx for a night of erotic bicycle hilariousness. Bring your friends and your mum!

WHEN: Saturday, October 6th!
WHERE: Class City Cinema. 3420 Cass Avenue. (The same place as last time with a different name, was the Burton Theater!)
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:15 pm!
18+ (adult F.U.N. time)
$7 doll hairs




                                     AND REMEMBER TO:

Pedal to Pleasure on Tour with CineKnk

This Sunday CineKink comes to Portland! Normally it is DIY erotica along the lines of Bike Smut without the bike, but this year Bike Smut is proud to have our very own @MissPoppyCox doing some of her best work riding her bicycle, Mademoiselle Margo all over the town of Katerini Greece  and out to a lonely field. Flush with her body's independence she takes a break to enjoy the scenery, and then some!

We are proud that CineKink has chosen to include Pedal to Pleasure in with their Best of 2012 touring program. This a very explicit movie; during the Orgasm Trail Tour even the most timid audiences were howling for more. That tour has since concluded so this will be your final opportunity to see Pedal to Pleasure!

CineKink

Sunday, August 9th

Clinton St Theater

SE 26th and Clinton

Kink & Kinship at 7; Best of CineKink 2012 at 9

For nine years these folks have been gathering some of the best alternative, underground porn. This article from the Mercury has more info, or better yes check out their website

Korean Horse Power!

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A NEW FORM OF TRANSPORTATION... yet

Even though it appears to be moving you and you are encouraged to wear bike shorts and a black and purple phallic saddle appears from your crotch at every thrust like an excited dog penis, this is not a bicycle! It will not transport you to the store, nor let let you hang your beer from its handlebars. In sort it is limited it its awesomeness. However, it is a chance to say things like, "Those crazy Orienters! What will they think of next?" And all sorts of other quasi racist thoughts as we examine the joy of in home equine training, without having to clean the dung off your carpet (unless that is something you're into).

"For those who like to ride horses in front of their TV and in the comfort of their own home."

Could this be another form of subtle encouragement for Bike Smut to travel to East Asia? Or is it just a not so subtle ploy to steal our hard earned home exercise equipment dollars?


Via BuzzFeed who provided the probably somewhat accurate translation.

BikeSmut 6: Turning TriXXX

OH IT IS ON!

Bike Smut has never been more graphic.

More revolutionary sex!

More queer bike!

More awesome performances!

More Bike Love!

MORE! MORE! MORE!

ENCORE!  ENCORE!

Bike Smut 6 is Turning TriXXX across North America

With films from two feminist porn award winners, as well as entries from 6 different European countries, we have never been so excited to share this art. Below we have a list of all the brilliant and diverse films you will see at the show!

Slut <3 Bike <3 Love  (2:40)

Sarah Armstrong & Rødbro, 2012, Copenhagen, Denmark

A story of bike-sexual sluts and their search for freedom in the city.  A gang of girls get on their bikes to see what they can find.

Altbau - Kriterium Softporn (2:15)

Muchar Living Pictures, 2011, Graz, Austria

An erotic dream of indoor bicycle racing.

Monella (Frivolous Lola) (Exert)

Tinto Brass, 1998, Italy

Tinto Brass has been long considered the King of European erotica and is most famous for the film ‘Caligula’. ‘Monella’ is from much later in his career, but opens with one of the most charming scenes of bike-sexulaity in mainstream cinema.

A Ride (5:32) 

AntionnexVx, 2011, London, UK

One room, one chair, two characters dressing up for a ride.

Lexo City Bike Tour (3:20)

Lexo, 2012, Italy

An Italian woman ass-erts herself on a city-provided bike.

Crash Into You (5:00)

Courtney Trouble, Bianca Stone and Arabelle Raphael, 2012, Oakland, CA

Queer porn hotties Courtney Trouble and Bianca Stone find themselves covered in grease after some careless riding ends in a dramatic bike crash. They kiss and make up and go to rinse off. They scrub each other squeaky clean, and make sure to get each other off before they get back on their bikes.

Saddle Sore (5:30)

Pandora Blake, 2012, Surrey, UK

Molly has arranged to meet her girl in the woods for a picnic, but Pandora has other things on her mind. She knows how horny it makes Molly to have her bottom smacked, and that gorgeous bum looks so sexy perched on her bike saddle that Pandora tells her lover to stay there while she spanks her.

PUMP! (6:04)

Rev Mook, 2012, Los Angeles, CA

A girl riding in the desert gets a flat, soft tire. Unable to find help, she discovers a bike pump! Unfortunately the pump fails to get the tire hard enough for her liking, so she explores alternative methods to convince the pump to make the tire hard.

Smut Noir (3:45) 

Megan D. and Jenn H., 2012, Portland, OR

A private detective is on the hunt for a notorious bike thief.  When she finally tracks down the culprit,  she hits her with some hard punishment. These three-time Bike Smut contributors have chosen to use the noir style for their latest work.

Bike Maintenance (6:00)

Adrian, 2011, Berlin, Germany

A self-described chronic masturbator and bike lover services himself and his bike at the same time.

The Bike Wizard (6:15)

Jessie Sparkles, 2012, Seattle, WA

Two budding bike-sexuals are confused about how things go together. Good thing the Bike Wizard is around to help them figure things out.

Fixed Gears and Fast Girl (Exert)

Madison Young, Girlfriend Films, 2012, San Francisco, CA

A peak at an epic lesbian bike porn adventure. Feminist Porn award winner, Madison Young, explores the many ways queer bike messengers might get frisky during an average day at work. One of the only bike porns to ever been released on DVD.

Come Find Me (21:33) 

Courtney, Trouble, Poppy Cox and Rev Phil, 2012, Oakland, CA

A woman wakes up to an enticing polaroid, inviting her on a bike powered scavenger hunt.  After a lot of teasing she gets her thrilling reward.  

After 6 years, we still do not make DVDs or put these films online. The only way to see this program is to come to a screening.

Sprung! again: May 8th - Power

Tomorrow (May 8th) will be our second installment of Sprung!

The theme is Power

Here is what we have to say about that:

It affects every relationship, whether it is with close friends or authorities. It can be used for or against you, for good or evil. We strive to maintain control of it in our own lives, and the ability to  choose when to give it up. Power is also inherent in how we harness energy. Being able to act on ones desires of what we ride and who we ride.

So considering the power that the 'church' (catholic or otherwise, but the catholics have a long reputation of shoving their beliefs down your pants) yields over our body, especially women's sexuality.. We thought we would show the wonderfully light-hearted Monella by Tinto Brass. 

It's a charming little tale about a young couple in 1950s Italy. They are engaged, but Lola has had enough of saving herself for marriage (she is HORNY!) plus, she wants to make sure her man can satisfy before they take the plunge!

Full of pervy priest, double standards and daddy issues, it plays with a plethora of power dynamics. Tinto Brass, known as 'The King of European Erotica' worked in avant-garde film up until the mid 70s when he made the leap to erotica. His erotic films are still full of experimental techniques and lots of ass shots. (He was a notorious ass man). This, however, might have been what inspired him to make one of the sexiest bicycle scenes in cinema history. If you want to see it, you will have to stop by!

May 8th

Clinton Street Theater

9pm

$7

($5 with the pasword, tweeted Tuesday afternoon. Follow @bikesmut )

ONE MONTH WARING! Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx

ONE MONTH>ONE MONTH>ONE MONTH>ONE MONTH>ONE MONTH 

now you can't say we haven't warned you!

Get off your ass and make some porn people!!

Yes, its our official 'Call for Entries' for our sixth year of sexy and empowering bicycle film programming.

Illustration by Son of Son

You would think after 5 years we would have seen just about everything to do with bikes and sex, and  be satisfied! Yet, this could not be further from the truth! Our chains are still lubed and waiting to be pumped full of the awesome power of DIY transportation and pornography! 

We had some excellent entries over the past years, ranging everywhere from 'fall off your bike' hilariousness to 'fall off your bike' horniness. Including some great international entries we received while enacting our world domination plan in Europe! Our community of radical bike-sexuals has proven many times over that they are smart, funny and aware! We are so grateful for every submission we have received in the past, and we are over-joyed to continue share great art with other like-minded individuals, the world over!

We have some really exciting plans for the future of Bike Smut, but they won't be possible without your contributions. Maybe you saw the movies and were inspired. Or maybe you saw the movies and were unimpressed. Maybe you didn't see the movies, but want to ensure you don't miss it next time round. (The best way to get us to come to our town is by making a movie!) Maybe you are a cyclist who wants to inspire your friends to be more open about sex, or introduce your pervy/kinky friends to the wonderful empowerment of the bicycle. Maybe you just like bikes and sex. It can be that simple!!

Europe, we are talking to you! The success of our first ever European tour will be measured by how many great movies we get from YOU! It will also determine our return. You want more?? Show us what you got.

Steps to making your bike porn happen:

1. Get an idea! What do you like about bikes and sex? This years theme is 'Turning Trixxx'. What does that mean to you? Sex workers doing bar spins? Obtaining coitus on a bike whilst riding it? (Actually no, no one has done that before!! WTF!?) We are not too strict on our themes. So, whatever your idea, make it sexy, make it clever, make it awesome. Just make bike porn!!!
2. Find a friend(s). It is possible to make a totally solo and totally great bike porn. But even if you and your bike are the only 'actors' its great to have a few more people on board. Camera operators are handy and make it easier to get better shots. Musicians can be great for providing sexy backing music. More people means more ideas, which can lead to really really great art. This project is all about community, so get your community involved in a great project!
3. Get a camera. (What, that cell phone shoots video??) We dont care how you shoot it. Just find a way to get it in some shareable format. Cameras are everywhere these days. Shoot in super 8, shoot in HD, string a bunch of still images together from your iphone.  We prefer 16x9 ratio, but if you wanna shoot in pixelsvison or some other crazy format, we are ok with that.
4. Make your movie. Lights, camera, action as they say. Once you get it all recorded you are going to want to try your hand at some editing. Sharing ideas works best when they are quick and concise. Keep it under 10 mins (we think 5 mins and under is even better!) and the audience is more likely to stay engaged and understand what you are trying to say. That also keeps our show to one evening long, rather than an all night marathon of bike porn.
5. Fill out the 'Entry Form.' I know, i know...paperwork!!!??! It's a boring part of the biz, but we gotta do it. We kept it as short as possible, and it's a little more work for you that means A LOT less work for us. You can get your copy from HERE. If you have questions, send us an email.
6. Get your movie in our hands by May 6th! Once you have the entry form you will also know how to send us your movie. Once we have it, we promise not to put it online, release a DVD or tell your grandma.

May June 6th is the deadline for Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx

Just in case you didn't get that before.

You make it possible for bikers to talk about sex, you make it

possible for sex fiends to enjoy biking, you make your community

stronger and more aware. You share these things with people you care

about because it improves their lives. All you have to do is make a movie.

P.S. We have some super sweet posters and postcards for our 'call for entries', featuring the beautiful art above. If you work in a bookstore, bike shop, bordello or some similar community space that might want to share these ideas in poster/postcard format, please get in touch. bikesmut@gmail.com

Have fun, play safe, make porn!

Fuck Bike Art

Bike Smut filmmaker Andrew H Shirley and William Thomas Porter have got their creation, Fuck Bike #001 in New York's Museum of Sex with a lot of other great art.

DICK! DICK! DICK!

If you are in NYC you can go there Tomorrow! (er Feb 9th)

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part V "Uncle Francis"

Bringing up old histories of bikesexual pasts can be a challenge. Merv does the hard work for us and his introspection and courage help give us the tools necessary to reach deep into our trousers.



To understand more completely, try riding a bike yourself, and if you are lucky maybe you too will immediately shoot a load down your pants leg.

Happy new year!

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part II “The Thrill”

Please enjoy "King Tingle's" testimony about "his time" with a "fucking Huffy"



Thanks again to the entirely quotable Merv of Memphis and his handlers,

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part I “Why Kids Bikes?”

Our new favorite filmmakers from Memphis have something extra cuts from their new movie, Confessions of a Pedalphile




 More to come soon!

WWC Loves / Hates Porno Revolution part 3

We love those folks in the Appalachians! They love bikes and they love sex and they expression and they love sharing!

sharing bikes sharing space

It has been just about a month since the students of Warren Wilson College outside Asheville, NC had to pile more than 30 people into a 10x10 room to watch Bike Smut. This obvious fire safety was made necessary due to the schools discomfort with our sharing of independent, DIY transportation erotica, some of which made by residents who were trying to share their rather mature ideas with other consenting adults.

Interesting they intervened with our local student supporters, then let other students use the WWC facilities to show how lame most porn is.

The film criticizes the way pornography, as one of the most profitable cultural mediums, promotes skewed sexual behaviors, particularly through sexism, racism, and violence. The film highlights how this behavior becomes practiced in the viewer of pornography’s private sexual life.
“We’re critical of the way an industry capitalizes and makes films for monetary gain. [Pornographic] films are affecting our sex lives, so in effect profit motive is affecting our sex lives by extension,” said Comstock.

We think its at least a step in the right direction that they are using their public space to talk frankly about sex, porn and the effects on our society. Too bad they couldn't see the forrest from the trees to accept that what we do is precisely that with the added bonus of actual manifestations of how we can DO IT BETTER!

As our former tourista/ and reigning Bike Smut Theoretician, Liberty Sprocket eloquently stated:

We believe that by riding bicycles we take control of our transportation, of how we move
across our communities and interact with them. Bicycles free us from the rigid boundaries of a car. By asking our community to make erotic films, we can help redefine obscenity, and free ourselves from the capitalist ideals of pornography. Bike Smut is about reclaiming agency over our daily lives and defeating the patriarchal appropriation of our bodies.

Be sure talk about it, but dont just talk. Unless you are ready to actually take your sexuality by the handlebars and steer the way you wanna go you are still just talking about getting on a revolution.

 

vertical bike bowling

our own salmon nation sam is about to go viral.

mini bike winter is over...

LONG LIVE MINI BIKE WINTER!

I got your human powered film right here

Great to mix it up with the fine people of the Bicycle Film Festival. As always they have curated some of the finest NON-sexual bicycle movies ever. Check them out all weekend.

If you are in Denver we encourage you to also enjoy

Saturday

@ 1pm 2 on 2 Polo Touny
@ 13th and Emerson

@ 8pm pillow fight
@ 15th and Larmier

@ 9pm BFF Afterparty
@ Lisa Kowalski Gallery - 2762 Walnut St.


Sunday
@ 1pm Bike Soccer and Bike Polo
@ Broadway and 14th Ave.

Cycling for Vulvae

As loathe as we are to repeat the oft use phrase, "this one is for the ladies" (stemming from a disturbing experience with Color Me Badd where every song was for the ladies, in fact 5 songs into the show they actually apologized to the guys "cause the rest of these songs are pretty much all... FOR THE LADIES.")

Women love to ride. Its true, and if the small amount of research that has been done on the matter is also true, than suddenly guys have good reason to be a little jealous

...a sex researcher had a group of women (some of who suffered from something called delayed orgasm) ride a stationary bike for 20 minutes, after which they masturbated. After stimulating sympathetic outflow by riding the bike, the non-disordered were able to stimulate themselves to several orgasms each and most of the women with orgasm disorder were able to stimulate themselves to at least one orgasm.

She treats many women with orgasm disorder using the stationary bike and she has had pretty good and long-lasting results.

Pretty encouraging for all (wo)mankind.

Now for a more technical example, we present the most popular scene in "Mädchen, Mädchen"


And finally this less descriptive movie proving that filmmakers can enjoy bikes too. OH FUCK THIS LINK!

Lets get ourselves embedded!

bad sex is its own punishment

Enough discouragement of all things humpy! Prudes can spend a lifetime explaining why anything other than sex for reproductive purposes with a single life partner with whom you have had an extravagant ritual (and possibly in exchange for a dowry) is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

But we shall mock their baseless puritanical claims wagging our collective genitalia at them. With our furious raspberries, hand gestures and logic we shall drive the uptight prudes out to swim in a sea of frigid discontent!

Or possibly we'll go about our normal, fucking amazing lives as if it is no big deal. Just like Dinh Dai Ngan, who this summer has opened the first sex shop in all of Vietnam, Chac nhu bap, which translates as "hard as corn."

"Sex is a normal thing, just like when you feel thirsty, you drink water. Why should we shy away from our basic needs?" he says.

Bringing safe, smart, comfortable sex culture to the masses is a daunting task. Many communities have suffered though horrendous periods of repressive belief systems. Those that contribute to fear and ignorance are directly responsible for many sex crimes as well as a metric shit ton of bad sex. Listless sex must end. Demand better sex today!

And so it is with great pride that we announce the second ever cascadian bike porn tour: "Cascadian Bikexploitation" Now with 100% more Olympia!

September 15-20 expect wonderful fucking bike action across the Northwest.

• 9/18 - Pickford Cinema, Bellingham
• 9/20 - Kangaroo House (FBK) Seattle
• 9/22 - Capitol Theater, Olympia
• 10/2 - Hollywood Theater, Portland
  

News of our SW tour to come soon. Please maintain a ready position

BikePorn2: call for enteries

April 15th, the "softpack" deadline for Bikexploitation is upon us!

Maybe you are a sexy biker, or know of a sexy biker that you would like to exploit. Consider creating a short video on the theme, "bikexploitation".

This is the call for entries, please note: not all bike porn is taking seats up rectums!

Not that we are opposed to people literally interpreting the term, "entries" but you should know that Bike porn can manifest in many forms. Consider the decisive nature of steering, or the delicate way your pom poms float in the breeze, how brutally you dominate those pedals, driving each of them further and further. There are a multitude of manners by which to derive ones sexual gratification from a bike but have you considered how many ways to deliver such gratification to your bicycle?

Sexual liberation is a right. Claim it proudly. Stand tall with us as we say, "FUCK BIKES!"

Please don't let your feelings (or orifices) get hurt, contact us if you are making something and we will try to reserve your time slot; and please be safe.

seat tube fantasies

Ever caught looking at someone too long? sexy bikers can do that to ya. sexy bikes too. wanting someone else's ride is a dangerous proposition. Consensual bike love is great!






UPDATE: chicago is primed and ready to fuck bikes!