Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

What desiccates and desecrates all at once? A massive alkaline desert packed with 70,000 carousers!

For 29 years people have left the comfort of their homes to eek out and share the art of suffering together in one of the least hospitable places on earth. Bike Smut has been invited to go every year of its existence and finally, on our final year we are making it happen!

we dont understand the evolution of tallbikes at Burning Man, but we are trying

For the first time for the last time we give bikesexual satisfaction to Black Rock City

Wednesday September 2nd

     Bike Camp 

Thursday September 3rd
Tender Hecklers Porch camp
9:15 and "A" Street

It is possible that another group will step forward and demand a screening but because we show (gasp! Pornography!) all the people who would normally want to help us are terrified that the Nevada police will show up.

BUT THE PRESENTATION OF BIKE SMUT IS NOT ALL WE ARE WORKING ON IN BRC!

We are proud to be loaning our creative juices to a new art project encouraging more safe sex practices! Behold the Emerald Phallus!

Give them money! Give them art! Give them your genitals to protect against the ravages of an uncaring planet! You can thank them and us later.


Q: HOT CUNT! What is it good for?
A: Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

Viva Las Velo

Las Vegas, a city of inspired, illuminated indulgence will soon be lighting up the night with our DIY erotic bicycle films!



Back in 2010 Bike Smut made its first bold moves into Nevada. Thu grit, strippers, manic determination and jello shots we provided a feast of the senses. Now 5 years later we are back and we are gonna bring one hell of a show to the City of Sin.


Saturday, March 7th
Erotic Heritage Museum
3275 South Industrial
9:00pm   donation   +18
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Moreover we are doing it at a place originally created between a partnership of a Preacher and a Pornographer, so it seems we are in the right place!

 photo credit:
 http://vegasimages.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-i-learned-at-erotic-heritage.html
 lasvegasweekly.com

the biggest little *.* in the world

We are nearing the end of the Chain Whip Tour, only a few Oregon towns await their molestation from our greasy biker's paws. But for now we will take in the rich cultural experience that is Reno's finest biker bar: The Broken Spoke.

Man does this place gleam! Beautiful wood tables, impressively old, historically awesome art and everywhere is the salt of the earth sampling the sauce.

Normally we would be very nervous playing in a bar. Screening movies in the same space where people are ordering drinks does not make for a very conducive environment for paying attention to the screen. Thankfully their massive backroom will be transformed into a theater and make for a great place to show some porn!

• Wednesday November 18th
• Broken Spoke
• 71 S. Wells Ave (down the alley)
• 11:50pm
• With special live performances by local entertainers

Where *.* = the massive cumlative clitteral erections

Whats full of bikes and strippers?

... and is not Portland Oregon?

LAS VEGAS!

Actually, there are probably not as many strippers in Vegas as one might think. And while the sex industry is brisk, it is mostly off the street (which, coincidently, is what we have also heard regarding the cycling).

So what are we gonna do?

We are gonna fuck bikes like a bankrupt tradesman who has been at the blackjack table for 6 hours too long. Does that metaphor not work for you? Pft! K. Fine. we can try again later.

But for now we will break it down for you like a pit boss giving the facts.

• Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound
• Saturday November 14th
• Onyx Theatre
• 953 S. Sahara Ave #16
• 7pm
• $10, 21+
• Includes Jello Shots

Afterwards, who knows? Maybe this weekend we will get into some star gazing, or bike polo with UNLV Bikes, or who-knows-what-else!

Just do us a favor and try and squeegee up when you are done abusing those top tubes, okay?



photo credit to mtn bike forums